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Cracked Round-Up: Brown Out Edition

We've been having a lot of power outages here at the Cracked Offices lately. At first we thought it was just our crappy power grid. Turns out Swaim was actually building dozens of tesla coils for his "post-human studio audience". We probably shouldn't have shown him the first two Terminator movies.


Cody launched off with an Internet history of the brain slug epidemic. Fortey expressed doubt in the trials of peni-positive individuals. Bucholz gave out some free tax advice, while Seanbaby wrote more Man Comics. Brockway argued with a Pulitzer-prize winner, while Soren tried to save a Suicide Girl.

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5 Cultures With the Most WTF Wedding Rituals

Our favorite wedding ritual involves a fistful of E and four pounds of condoms.



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"Funny article, but most of it sounds like a bunch of BS to me. "

Fuck! Deneris is onto our master plan.



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6 Terrifying Diseases That Science Can't Explain

But don't worry. It's probably just a cough.



Notable Comment:

"I don't think I'll ever sleep again."

Yoarastrophe, sleep is for cattle.

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5 Shockingly Powerful Kids Who Make You Look Like A Coward

Your kids are still kind of stupid though.



Notable Comment:

"I happened to stop the video about Marjoe at 20 seconds and the look on the mother's face froze my soul. My god that woman was like the devil incarnate."

Sometimes God's love is creepy as shit, velofire.



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6 Mind-Blowing Achievements In Propaganda

We're not sure if Che would be proud of having his face plastered on a line of mass-produced thongs.



Notable Comment:

"ok, i get the point you are making, but comparing washington to one of histories worst mass murderers and torturers, guevara, no matter what was meant by it, was a silly thing to do "

There are no words for how stupid you are, Seraphiel.



SICKO
15 Unintentionally Perverted Toys for Children

Take that, childhood innocence!



Notable Comment:

"It's SUPER-PENIS!!!! Instead of sperm, it shoots out fully formed children!!! "

Just preserving this line for the FBI, Aniahthefallen.





Does Not Compute
Most Needlessly Sexual Asian TV Ads
Mysteries of the Far East.


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If The Internet Took Over Our Schools
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4.22.10:

For fuck sake's Jim, just walk the fuckin' dogs!!
by Leaf

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How to navigate your mid-life crisis with grace and maturity.
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4.21.10:

"I call this next tune 'I Am Legally Obligated To Inform You That I Am A Sex Offender.'"
by Julius_Goat

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Proof that not all musicians can get laid
by TheWadhams

4.20.10:

The parade was going well until one of them slipped on a human.
by bcanders

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Ironically, not a single one of them can do a split.
by geniuswaitress

4.19.10:

R2D2's father was old fashioned but definitely upper class
by oskhen

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"Call Tim Burton and tell him he left his hat at Denny's."
by geniuswaitress

4.18.10:

Dad?
by yonks

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Killing Me Softly with his Thong
by geniuswaitress

4.17.10:

Do a barrel roll!!
by Jokester

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Dude, is this really the only way to get out of Mirkwood?
by Wicked_One

4.16.10:

In the original star wars script, C-3PO was a wise-crackin' black guy. The idea was scrapped, along with his inner-city sidekick, "R-to-the-D Twizzle."
by Me_No_Funny

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Chromosexual!
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