Darth Panel: How The Empire Reformed Health Care [COMIC]

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Winston Rowntree (author of Subnormality) and Cracked contributor GundamPanda show us why health care is a bitter debate, even in a galaxy far, far away...



Now IS THE TIME TO ACT. PEOPLE. CAN SENSE SOME OF you ARE HARING SECOND THOUGHTS. BLIT THIS IS WHAT you WERE HIRED TO DO. so ALLOW ME TO REITERATE. CL


This comic was created as the result of a contest for our readers, to see the entries that almost won, check Page 2...

AND THIS BIG HARD RED SECTION INDICATES THE DEEP HEALTH CARE PENETRATING NEED FOR THE CONSENSUAL AND IMMEDIATE REFORM INSERTION OF THIS PROGRAM OBAMA

By The Brokenlink

AFTER LUINCH, THE PRESENTATION CONTINUED AND THUS WE CLEARLY SEE PROLECARE THAT FOR FISCAL YEAR 2010 MOST OF OUR BUDGET WILL- YOU CARE BECAUSE WE DON'

By WibbleWobble

ROOM 216 SINCE THE NEW HEALTH CARE BILL HAS PASSED, WE'RE GOING TO HAVE TO FREE UP FUNDING TO COVER ALL THE NEN PEOPLE wE'll BE TREATING. DOES ANYONE

By thesounddefense

Dr. Lowry... Dr. Lowry... TOWRY! DR. We thought you had gotten away from us there, Dr. Lowry. I don't suppose you've dreamt up a solution to our curre

By the_machete


ROOM 216 We're in serious shit, people! in of US will be stuck without health insurance! Not it! Not it! DAMNIT!! CRACKED.cOM.

By ralf23


ROOM 216 We have a serious budget issue tO discuss today This red area alone Salary Allocation accounts for $250 million per year Adreinisiratar Janif

By ometeotl

AFTER DECADES of OBSERVATION I'VE COME TO THE FOLLOWING CONCLUSION.. ALL EALTH PROBLEMS CAN BE TRACED TO THE ROOT CAUSES LISTED HERE. Lack of Respect

By Nathan Birch

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By lordbaruch

Darth Panel: How The Empire Reformed Health Care

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By Cee-Ell

ROOM 216 -WE ARE FACING AN WORLD HEALTH DRGINIZATION EPIDEMIC OF SWONE FLU PROPORTOON! ALL-IT-TAKES IS ONE BITE BEFORE SYMPTOMS THE INDVODIAL STARIS S

By bunker6

Meanwhile in the DEMOCRAT'S EVIL LAIR... ROOM 216 This is terrible! God-fearing Republicans are dying, but not from our death panels!!!s This is mostl

By Barloq

Gentlemen. we have a problem. FOX News recently broadcasted a uhm.. report saying the new health -care bill would increase the number of zombies in

By alexHMT

ROOM 216 This bill threatens to drain every last dollar from the American economy. and as you can see... Health Care Impact we're halfway there. On U.

By Ace Justice

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