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The 20 Dirtiest Muppet Photos of All Time: [Man O Fest]

An interview with the lovely Olivia Munn: [Ask Men]

Check out some graphs pertaining to the Gulf Coast oil spill: [Holy Taco]

It's your last chance to score some Bonnaroo tickets from [Adult Swim]

5 Things to Love About the Kentucky Derby: [Lemondrop]

The Funniest News Anchor Fails of All Time: [Huffington Post]

In honor of the newest Nightmare movie, here's Kreuger's most messed up kills: [Liquid Generation]

Oooh! You just been served! (By an animal): [The Chive]

What honest cyber sex looks like: [College Humor]

Playboy helps to reveal new World Cup jerseys. Our interest in the event has definitely spiked: [Bleacher Report]

That's right Sonic, hook 'em while they're young: [I Am Bored]

An Indiana grandmother is having a baby with her grandson. Jesus Christ: [The Frisky]

10 Board Game Movies That Should Never Be Made: [Mania]

Awesome movie show downs between man and beast: [Unreality]

And finally, your insane Wikipedia page of the day: An explanation of the nose game for those of you who didn't have a childhood.
Submitted by RevertSpecially in the Mirth Canal.

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It's a trap!: [The Chive]

Video Game Obituaries: [College Humor]

The 13 Most Ridiculous Sitcom Mysteries Of All Time : [Huffington Post]

There is no end to the hilarity on Craigslist: [I Am Bored]

Excellent Old School Science Models: [FARK]

Top 10 Legendary Warriors: [Ask Men]

10 Great Overlooked Performances in Comic Book Films and TV Shows: [Mania]

A World Cup scandal? Already?: [Bleacher Report]

You know you can't stop smelling this stuff: [Uncoached]

What would you do if your car was stolen, pimped out and returned to you?: [Asylum]

And finally, your insane Wikipedia page of the day: Fried spiders. Yes, fried spiders.
Submitted by wophugus in the Mirth Canal.


If Jim Carrey and Conan O'Brien can't bring a tear to your eye, then you're inhuman: [TopCultured]

The 11 Funniest Unintentionally-Sexual Books Of All Time: [Huffington Post]

50 awesome photos given to us from the Internet: [The Chive]

The 15 Greatest Athlete Jumps of All Time: [Bleacher Report]

And another child's life is forever ruined by the Internet: [I Am Bored]

Accurate Carnival Signs: [College Humor]

Creamwolf: [Adult Swim]

A Teabaggers Analysis of the New $100 Bill: [Holy Taco]

14 Guilty Pleasure Movies: [Mania]

The 25 Funniest Fake Video Game Covers: [Man O Fest]

Dana Hamm: beach bunny and citizen soldier (NSFW): [Gorillamask]

And finally, your insane Wikipedia page of the day: 1998 in chess!
Submitted by Arthurdent42 in the Mirth Canal.


10 WTF Movie Endings: [Mania]

Adrianne Curry meets sci-fi. Hell. Yes: [Unreality]

If Stoners Named TV Shows: [College Humor]

10 Glorious Gifs to Kickstart Your Weekend: [The Chive]

The Most Absurd Break-Up Letters Of All Time: [Huffington Post]

How to give yourself a heart attack: [TopCultured]

If sports figures were superheroes: [Bleacher Report]

20 Sexy Celebrity Mermaids: [Man O Fest]

Hey, how about a Michael Jackson doll or two?: [I Am Bored]

For those of you addicted to Mountain Dew and Fritos, this article is for you: [Ask Men]

Need to break yourself of that awful Oreo habit? Click here: [Liquid Generation]

A five-step guide to being a master at beer pong: [coed magazine]

And finally, your insane Wikipedia page of the day: Are people really unclear about what a concert t-shirt is?
Submitted by Optimist With Doubts in the Mirth Canal.


Awesome video game street art: [The Chive]

10 Most Secretarial Moments: [Adult Swim]

The evolution of company logos: [Uncoached]

11 Coolest Crossovers In Movies: [Mania]

Memos to the Battlestar Galatica: [College Humor]

The key to Disney's success? Cut and paste: [I Am Bored]

The Craziest Things "Celebrities" Have Ever Said About Obama: [Huffington Post]

Say hello to the Bonergizer: [The Frisky]

Ranking the 20 Hottest Mistresses in Sports: [Bleacher Report]

Do women cause earthquakes?: [Lemondrop]

Are these Simpsons tats awesome, or just straight retarded?: [11points]

Apparently women dig monotone voices: [Asylum]

"Looks like you wrote 'their' instead of 'there.'" "I'm sorry, please don-" "Three more years in jail!": [Ask Men]

Are ROFLspiders the newest and most terrifying Internet meme?: [ROFLspiders]
Thanks to VoodooTissue and RogerRamjet in the Mirth Canal.

And finally, your insane Wikipedia page of the day: U-S-A! U-S-A!
Submitted by Mister Fahrenheit in the Mirth Canal.

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Did your city make the list of Top 29 to live in? Find out: [Ask Men]

Presenting your childhood: [The Chive]

The Funniest Protest Signs of 2010: [Huffington Post]

Oh hey there, Olivia Munn: [Holy Taco]

IAB's inaugural "Picture This" contest: [I Am Bored]

10 Coolest Action Figures Ever Made: [Mania]

The makers of the Snuggie strike again: [College Humor]

An excellent rendition of the Star Wars theme: [Unreality]

20 Funniest Strip Club Names of All Time: [Man O Fest]

The 5 Games That Would Make Project Natal Worthwhile: [Fark]

Girl Power Space Rendezvous: [Adult Swim]

Cristiano Ronaldo's 20 Hottest Girlfriends: [Bleacher Report]

This car will kick your ass: [TopCultured]

And finally, your insane Wikipedia page of the day: The last veteran of the Crimean War died six years ago.
Submitted by Bujold in the Mirth Canal.

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These animals are awesome: [The Chive]

The Greatest Detention Slips of All Time: [Huffington Post]

Unfortunately, the new Photoshop cannot make Olivia Munn naked: [Liquid Generation]

Can't print with your iPad? Not a problem: [I Am Bored]

Psycho Dog Man Barks His Way Into Our Hearts... and Nightmares: [Asylum]

10 Coolest Action Figures Ever Made: [Mania]

Apparently the cereal box puzzle designer has some regrets: [College Humor]

When athletes sing horribly: [Uncoached]

The 50 Most Popular Women on the Web: [coed magazine]

These are the worst mascots ever: [Adult Swim]

The 50 Sexiest MMA Girls: [Bleacher Report]

What your dong says about you: [The Frisky]

Apparently DOB looks like a sex offender. And he's a celebrity: [SOWLF]
Thanks to wanderabeiter in the Mirth Canal.

And finally, your insane Wikipedia page of the day: Swaim doesn't have is own page, but the pooper-scooper does.
Submitted by Truthiness in the Mirth Canal.


6 Things We Can All Agree With: [College Humor]

Famous people who'd look good with mustaches: [Asylum]

The Dark Side of the Force Has Its Perks: [Unreality]

The party quickly turned tragic when the sumo wrestler revealed his true identity: [I Am Bored]

The Most Epic Cross Stitches Ever: [Huffington Post]

When creative writing goes wrong: [The Chive]

5 Kick Ass Real Life Super Heroes: [Mania]

How the typical COD conversation sounds: [Man O Fest]

10 foods you probably shouldn't eat while driving: [TopCultured]

The 5 Saddest Teams in the NFL: [Bleacher Report]

Lineball: A game you'll love and hate all at once: [lemondrop]

Here's a little Tim and Eric for you: [Adult Swim]

And finally, your insane Wikipedia page of the day: Get to know your fan fiction.
Submitted by benfromcanada in the Mirth Canal.


The Most Ridiculous Movie Adaptations: Proof That Hollywood's Out Of Ideas: [Huffington Post]

The Super Shitty Classmates: [College Humor]

10 Kick Ass Toys You Had as a Kid: [Mania]

Top 10 Most Disappointing Video Games: [Ask Men]

The MLB's 10 Biggest Headcases: [Bleacher Report]

Braille boobies are finally a reality: [FARK]

25 photos loaded with randomness: [The Chive]

Hipster Kitten Speaks the Truth: [The Frisky]

10 Most Ununderstanble Moments: [Adult Swim]

Jessica Simpson: No make-up, no bra, still hot: [Liquid Generation]

And finally, your insane Wikipedia page of the day: Get your tag team wrestling career jump started with this list.
Submitted by SoftOath in the Mirth Canal.


10 Toys a Grown Up Geek Would Love: [Mania]

25 Awesome Haircuts: [Holy Taco]

The Top 10 Tiger Woods Commercials: [Bleacher Report]

Outrageous Google Trends That Make Us Question Humanity: [Huffington Post]

The 8 Most Annoying Facebook Event Invitations: [College Humor]

Listen, Ohio, we, uh... we need to have a little talk...: [i am bored]

It started with a single bucket of water... and erupted into a war: [The Chive]

21 Women Caught Sexually Harassing Men: [Man O Fest]

11 Shadiest SkyMall Spy Products: [Asylum]

The Kids of Willy Wonka: [TopCultured]

And finally, your insane Wikipedia page of the day: Either the person who made this page really loves bacon or we're all doomed.
Submitted by StrangeHoney in the Mirth Canal.


DVD Commentary: The Movie: [College Humor]

The proper way to deal with a Twilight-obsessed friend: [i am bored]

When play-fighting goes wrong: [The Chive]

6 80s Shows That Should Still Be On TV: [coed magazine]

10 Games That April Delivers for Spring: [Mania]

[Adult Swim] wants to give you two tickets to Bonnaroo.

The 15 worst finishers in wrestling history: [Bleacher Report]

To all you Dew-drinking WoW, all that soda may be damaging your nuts: [Asylum]

Celebrities And Their Animal Look-Alikes: [Huffington Post]

What's cuter than babies? Babies dressed as baby animals: [lemondrop]

And finally, your insane Wikipedia page of the day: Tired of using the term "cougar"? There are plenty of alternatives.
Submitted by GishFace in the Mirth Canal.


We'd probably have more respect for our law enforcement officials if they were all monkeys: [The Chive]

Tofu Hunter. The Nuge approves: [Adult Swim]

Baseball is officially here. Time to check out some MLB WAGs: [Bleacher Report]

10 Fictional Sporting Events We'd Pay Good Money to Attend: [TopCultured]

Are you a master Photoshopper? Marginally amateurish with MS Paint? Our Comics Contest is for everyone, with 50 bones going to the best entry. This week's subject: [Google versus China]

20 Awesome Songs for the Sci-Fi Lover: [Mania]

Batman has a drinking problem: [College Humor]

The Most Absurd Warning Labels Of All Time: [Huffington Post]

The new Predators fucking rule: [Ask Men]

The 25 Dirtiest Newspaper Headlines of All Time[Man O Fest]

There is nothing the porn industry won't make a movie about: [The Frisky]

Apparently the Queens PD likes to get those vandals while they're young: [NY Daily News]
Thanks to nchammer326 in the Mirth Canal.

Tennessee: Where sharks and octopi apparently go to die: [Fark]

25 Funny Crucifixions: [Holy Taco]

And finally, your insane Wikipedia page of the day: Actuaries in fiction. This truly falls under the "who gives a fuck?" category.
Submitted by FlyingSquid in the Mirth Canal.


15 Last-Minute April Fools' Pranks You Can Pull Off: [Huffington Post]

Are these pranks funny or mean?: [Asylum]

[Bieber or Die]

Oxford and Webster have come out with new punctuation marks: [College Humor]

Happy April Fools' Day from: [Adult Swim]

An explanation about Google's vowel shortage: [Google]

Glenn Beck fans receive a costly prank: [Gawker]
Thanks to Theta in the Mirth Canal.

Perez Hilton reports on Sarah Jessica Parker's Death: [The Chive]

Ladies and gentlemen, the next Reggie Smith: [Bleacher Report]

Deadspin Editor-in-Chief gets a DUI: [Deadspin]

Monster spotted off the coast of Japan: [i am bored]

Simon Cowell is engaged. Sadly, this is real: [Ask Men]

We're keeping track of today's pranks so you don't have to: PWoT Mirth Canal
Thanks to Vig in the Mirth Canal.

And finally, your insane Wikipedia page of the day: The Homepage
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