The Creepiest Part of Sex With Tiger Woods [COMIC]
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He uses Titleist brand condoms.
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Heh. Looks like Tiger Woods...uh...something, something... water hazard?
Reply...I'm sorry, I don't watch golf; should have known better than to try that.
I loled when I saw the XL condom ad that was underneath it
ReplyWhile not comedy god this is certainly a massive leg up from "Subnormality". I can't read that comic without cringing, gagging, and vommiting... all at once.
ReplyYou're upset because you can't read, aren't you?
He should have seen if they could orgasm under par.
ReplyShhh... Tiger is concentrating to get a "hole in one"...
Not L-O-L funny, but more subtly witty. You deserve a golf clap.
Replyyour comment was finnier than the commic, lol
Well don't we all want to be finny?
Meh, could have done better.
ReplyAnd yet, you haven't.
I didn't find this funny at all. Just saying.
ReplyI don't watch golf so I don't get it.. Anyone?
ReplyThere isn't anything to get. Golfers need silence to "concentrate" -wink-. Which is why he needed his silence guy in the background.
During golf, before the golfer decides to take a swing, he needs to concentrate. So, they have men like that holding up "silence" signs so that the crowd knows to be quiet.
The timing is sublime.
ReplyWell, that was actually pretty fun. It seems Cracked finally grew some taste in comics.
ReplyI laughed out loud. anyone who doesn't like this is both fat and gay.
Reply Hide All See All 8 RepliesGeneralisation, intolerance AND h**ophobia? Nice three-hit douche-combo.
Ssnakebite: take the stick out of your ass, sissy.
I'm fat and gay, and I thought it was pretty funny.
A_Deus, maybe he thinks it only works one way, all people that think its not funny are fat and gay, but not all fat and gay people dont think its funny..... perhaps there is even deeper meaning to it too. perhaps the comic could be used as a metaphor for the world, and people that dont enjoy it are (by proxy of bigoted metaphor) unproductive members of society. or perhaps its on an even greater scale, perhaps the comic could be compared to wormhole theory, enjoyment could be compared to 2 points of massive gravity, and fat and gay could refer to having to travel the "large" and "boring" expanse of normal space. philosophy and theoretical physics. the deep meanings behind Clintls's post may forever stump mankind. please elaborate on this deep topic.....i can scarcely comprehend what you could teach us all.
-10 points for failure to use a racial slur. Final grade: C
To anyone offended by the fat/gay joke: You are all the product of a one night, 2 dollar, sketchy trick in the alley behind a motel six. You're first sexual experience was at 5 when you're uncle played "hide the hot dog" with you. You enjoyed it so much that you tried fondling your kindergarten best friend's weenie whilst sleeping over at his house. He and his mother(also a 2 dollar whore) didn't much approve of your unwanted h**osexual advances. Thus starting your renegade run of rampant rim jobbing in alley ways for 3 dollars (inflation is a b***h). Ah, the circle has become complete. Shut the f**k up you stupid fairies and take a goddamn joke.
You guys are all pathetic. Just let it go.
@StephenMiller
Sir, nobody wanted your life story.
Oh wow, that was actually pretty good. A tad late, though.
ReplyMade me crack up real good.
ReplyThat was actually really funny, well done
Replybetter than fatawesome by a mile
Reply'ole in one !
ReplyI was waiting for someone to say that ^.^
Well played sir... Well played.
Reply/golfclap
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