3Technosexualism, a.k.a. Robot Fetish
Robots fetishists like to go by the moniker "Technos" and, to be clear, this is not a fetish to have sex with entirely human looking robots. Hell, anybody could get into that if they can fix the whole uncanny valley situation. And get the boobs right.
But the robot fetish here is not more like Rosie the Robot from The Jetsons. The more robot-y, the better.
FembotCentral.com, a message board with more than 1,000 members, we're assuming 75 percent of whom are claiming to be robots.
It happens all over the Internet.
I am using hypnosis and real transformations to transform a real human being into a fembot, I need help, concerns, comments.
Hmm...first things first, make sure that your subject consents to what you're going to do, okay?
You could try introducing "start up", "shut down", and "idle" routines as a set of "lessons," then move to more advanced stuff once your subject is doing these actions without heavy prompting from you.
So let's get this straight, you had a shot at having sex WITH A REAL LIVE HUMAN and you won't insert your "hard drive" until that person is filled with wires, processors and batteries? No wonder you're not allowed back at the mall, what with you dry humping incident the Radio Shack. Incidentally, if you're lonely and blue we have an old Roomba with decent suction.
We can go on and on about man's love of tools and thus technology, about how "sexy" you can find a new computer or other bit of top-end gadgetry and the sociological implications of a world where relationships with technology supplant our need to bond with other humans.
But let's be honest; this is all about being able to turn a woman off after you bang her.
Typical Robot Fetishist's Come On Line:
2Mechanophilia, a.k.a. Car Fucking
We were about to say that this fetish is about people wanting to fuck cars, but if you put "car fucking" in a Google search this is what you get:
We'd make fun of those car-fucking dragons, but it actually looks like they're having an awesome time up there. Who are we to judge? Also, here's a question for discussion: If you were walking past that garage and saw that going on inside, would you tell anyone?
Or would it linger in your thoughts?
Car Lovers Stories. Oh, how many an antique car collector has stumbled across this site in a search of a fellow enthusiast to converse with about leather upholstery restoration.
The tailpipe isn't the only option! If it interests you get hold of a silicon sleeve from Clone Zone or some other tool to make life easier on your tool. Typically a rubber, silicon or similar sheath can also be used elsewhere, especially if you are a cut gentleman.
Such concern for our junk! Buddy, it's you who is the gentleman.
Just get that woman out of the way and you're good to go.
If you enjoy the body of a car, then licking, kissing, caressing and the normal actions of foreplay work well.
Ahhhh, foreplay?! There's a fetish that involves lengthy foreplay? We thought that was the whole advantage of fucking an inanimate object. How about we just get a rental and skip the foreplay?
Roleplay involving the car is another spice. Needless to say solo roleplay requires vivid imagination and the ability to suspend rational thought.
Roleplay? Like you're with a girl and she makes engine noises? Or you're with a Mustang and pretend it's a Camaro?
Despite my own enjoyment, a car isn't actually a person. Except during sex LOL.
Ah, so it's like a Princess and the Frog scenario. Only here somebody comes home and finds an empty driveway, and a hand-written note from you explaining their car turned into a woman after you fucked it.
Ask Edward Smith, who already is the stuff of Cracked legend for claiming to have had his way with more than 1,000 cars. And the helicopter from Airwolf. Admit it, fetish or not, that's pretty badass.
And really... there are some cars that are a hell of a lot sexier than any of the robots they're currently making.
Seriously, if you had to pick one...
Typical Mechanophiliac's Come On Lines:
Pretty much the same as yours since every guy's pickup lines are car metaphors anyway.
"You get my motor running."
"I'd like to take a look under your hood."
"I think you need a lube and oil."
"I'd like to crush you into a cube."