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Some Questions Only Have Awkward Responses

By Winston Rowntree July 21, 2009 153,952 views
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Winston Rowntree is the author of Subnormality, the popular webcomic which he describes as containing "weird characters, endless opinions and occasionally huge walls of text."

In this installment of his original Cracked comic Abnormality, Mr. Rowntree shows us that sometimes, just having an answer means that you're wrong.



On Twitter? Enjoy watching people stammer? Well, we're conducting an Abnormality-inspired experiment in awkwardness. Your assignment: Ask someone, "So, who's your favorite porn star?" Share their uncomfortable responses on Twitter with the tag #AwkwardPornStar. Try not to get fired.

Check out past updates, in which Winston showed you The Importance of NOT Getting to Know Someone, The Truth Behind Obnoxious Assholes (In Pie Chart Form) and Why Marriage Is Evil. Or travel back to weeks even before those when he showed you Every Album Ever, The Circle of Life for Jocks and Nerds and How To Win At Panhandling.



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8/3/2009 7:41:18 PM
You2008

wait no, i mean number nine

8/1/2009 1:35:39 PM
leet

number six has such a funny face. Just look at him.

8/1/2009 1:35:15 PM
leet

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7/29/2009 8:04:11 PM
lindayy2001

Can I be everybody's favorite porn star?

I have a website...

7/27/2009 1:27:44 PM
CoyoteDoyenne

i was laughing so hard i was crying the whole time i read that!!! plus all youve gotta say is the first one that comes to mind anyway haha

7/26/2009 3:35:41 PM
Hawksfan71

I'm pretty sure that 'Deer in Headlights' guy is a drawing of me....

7/23/2009 2:26:08 PM
DangerChocomog

Poor shy Americans! If someone ask you who is your favorite porn star and you have one, just answer the damn question. And if you don't watch porn, answer John Holmes or Linda Lovelace.

7/22/2009 4:03:21 AM
AnyaP

The last ones were the best in my opinion. Good stuff.

7/22/2009 2:00:09 AM
ComedyGold

I have to say, the only reason I read this was because at a glance I thought Mr. Deer-caught-in-the-headlights was the mom from For Better or For Worse.
Part of me is disappointed I didn't find out which pornstar she loves.

7/22/2009 1:40:36 AM
amtran

Way to go linknlog. I like Jada Fire, too. I also dig Asa Akira and Lacey Duvalle.

7/22/2009 12:44:34 AM
reztoc

Utterly pointless comic. Who actually cares what a bunch of guys would answer to this question?

7/22/2009 12:17:39 AM
Kanomi

hahahaha

i love psychedelic non-sequitur..

peanuts in a spring snakes jar... priceless

7/22/2009 12:11:50 AM
Riot

Here is a very nice place
-------------- Tallfinder.com ---------------It's where tall singles looking for someone to enjoy their lifestyle with.if you want to find friends,sign up for your free profile now,you are just seconds away from taking that first step towards the life you have been longing for..

7/21/2009 10:47:50 PM
cherry668

Jada Fire

7/21/2009 9:50:59 PM
linknlog

Don't ask the question if you don't want the answer!

7/21/2009 9:30:47 PM
lol_alf

I feel like mr1swift is trying to be the merciless critic Doctorchaos is, but isn't smart enough to come up with anything close to valid points. Also, grammar and usage makes the difference between edgy and retarded.

I happened to enjoy this one

7/21/2009 9:17:26 PM
MandeR

It's also too bad how people waste brain cells complaining when they could be learning what words mean. I'd concentrate on "your" and "you're" first, though. Work your way up to the big ones with three syllables. A syllable is how many times YOUR chin moves your hand, placed under it, when YOU'RE saying it out loud.

7/21/2009 6:51:02 PM
Clevererusername

I am confused, where are the big words that aren't normal which some of you are referring to in this comic?

7/21/2009 6:50:06 PM
minivanmonkey

Doctorchaos is right you do throw around big words a lot. It's actually a bit annoying when done as many times as you do it. Just use normal words that most people would be familiar with. Your making a comic not writing a novel.

Also quite a few people have favorite porn stars. It's too bad how people waste there brain cells like that.

7/21/2009 6:07:37 PM
mr1swift
Cracked stuff on