If The Wizard of Oz Got a Gritty Reboot
Mike Jacobsen is a comics artist from Australia. You can find more of his work over at SeeMikeDraw.
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Kill a man and take his balls. you now have balls.
ReplyIf Dorothy were a guy, it would work - the Chinese word for courage is literally "balls".
ReplyIt is not. It's gallbladder.
Ha!
Reply*points* funny.
Lion, the only courage you need is the courage to be yourself.
ReplyAlso, a gun.
Or... what if he could like..., BE the gun, man?
If lion had killed her, that would have done it.
ReplyWho gets to eat Toto?
ReplyToto is the Keyser Söze of this version. He's narrating the event, when in actual fact he's the one that killed Dorothy. He's narrating it to the Wizard of Oz who has a desk behind him with a tin tea-pot, some straw and Lion Matches.
Holy crap. I've had this on my fridge for the past 5 years.
Reply'Return to Oz' is really fucked up. A kid who's been a boy for as long as he remembers finds out that he's actually a girl(an evil witch cast a spell on him to make him a boy). Then in 'Ozma of Oz' you've got the lady who collects and swaps heads on a daily basis who wants to keep Dorothy captive until Dorothy's old enough to have her head harvested.
ReplyWizard of Oz doesn't need a gritty remake
Replyread the original books, or the sequel "Return to Oz"
non-musical, and can seriously fuck with children's mind
lol.
ReplyMuuuuHahahahaaaaaaa !!!!!
Replythe lions going to violate her lol
ReplyIronically this comic is both heartless and brainless.
ReplyGive this man a f**king trophy.Irony seems to be hard to understand nowadays.
I have a version of this with no text on it whatsoever. I think the guy stole this, put his text on it, and submitted it.
ReplyShit im a moron. took me over a minute to get the damn joke. laughed my ass off when i did tho XD
Replymany nice and single girls have a account on __C lassymingle C om___. so dont miss them. dont miss your classy lover!!
ReplyHow about I stick a classy shotgun in your un-classy mouth and pull the trigger? Would that be classy enough for you, spambot?
Bugger. Sorry, about that...
Replywell, seemikedraw it seems webohead was calling pizzabox retarded
Replyprobably ripped but the drawing is excellent and the joke isn't dead yet. lol
ReplyOMG apparently webohead didn't even read the dialog. either that or you're too stupid too get the joke.
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