If The Wizard of Oz Got a Gritty Reboot

'Return to Oz' is really fucked up. A kid who's been a boy for as long as he remembers finds out that he's actually a girl(an evil witch cast a spell on him to make him a boy). Then in 'Ozma of Oz' you've got the lady who collects and swaps heads on a daily basis who wants to keep Dorothy captive until Dorothy's old enough to have her head harvested.

7/23/2009 9:51:29 PM

Seesaw

Wizard of Oz doesn't need a gritty remake
read the original books, or the sequel "Return to Oz"
non-musical, and can seriously f**k with children's mind

7/23/2009 7:03:37 PM

TheRunningMan

lol.

7/21/2009 3:20:03 PM

bliss.

Everyone knows you have to eat the heart to gain your opponents courage. Looks like Tinman and Lion are gonna brawl.

7/20/2009 7:35:21 PM

Fuckaccounts

MuuuuHahahahaaaaaaa !!!!!

7/20/2009 9:51:30 AM

Robforfucksake

the lions going to violate her lol

7/20/2009 9:27:40 AM

Milkee

If anyone is interested in an actual darker take on Oz, check out this blog on the project:

http://thewizardof.blogspot.com/

7/20/2009 7:22:10 AM

samuraislider

ROTFL, dude that is just too funny

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7/20/2009 4:48:17 AM

aazippo3

FilthyRichmond.com gave me a full-taint rash

7/20/2009 3:04:16 AM

brownsauce

Ironically this comic is both heartless and brainless.

7/20/2009 3:03:10 AM

lol_alf

I have a version of this with no text on it whatsoever. I think the guy stole this, put his text on it, and submitted it.

7/20/2009 12:21:21 AM

Oinkness

s**t im a moron. took me over a minute to get the damn joke. laughed my ass off when i did tho XD

7/20/2009 12:15:44 AM

Obitron2000

That's TWO funny comics in a row! Good job Cracked, keep it up.

After all, they say that good things come in threes -- or was that bad things? Whatever, just get another good comic out there and I will be happy.

7/19/2009 11:20:39 PM

vagitoe

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7/19/2009 9:08:29 PM

iwillfindu

Bugger. Sorry, about that...

7/19/2009 9:04:29 PM

seemikedraw

well, seemikedraw it seems webohead was calling pizzabox retarded

7/19/2009 8:56:26 PM

red_lightning

probably ripped but the drawing is excellent and the joke isn't dead yet. lol

7/19/2009 8:37:40 PM

Gorgy

OMG apparently webohead didn't even read the dialog. either that or you're too stupid too get the joke.

7/19/2009 8:12:14 PM

DarthArbuckle

Oh wow webohead (and your alter ego pizzabox), you are obviously such a moron that I feel compelled to point out that there is a joke in here, regardless of whether it's funny or not. They haven't just killed her randomly. Rather than take the long trek to see the wizard to obtain what each desires, they've just taken them from Dorothy. I can't believe I just had to explain that.

7/19/2009 7:15:21 PM

seemikedraw

Holy s**t, did someone call the Tin Man awesome? Obscure as it is, there's no arguing it was a hilariously godawful failure at trying to make Oz ("the OH ZEE!") hip and gritty. The wicked witch being a cleavage bimbo who shoots flying monkeys from her breasts, the token black guy in the ridiculously demeaning role as a traitor Toto, and... a h**o.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WIL14pBkL0Y&feature=related

Besides, Return to Oz wasn't a reboot or even trying to be gritty. It was a semi-sequel, and while the cast was shuffled around, all its material was from the original books.

7/19/2009 6:56:25 PM

CannedFury