Technically Speaking, He Did Get That Stuffed Bear for Him
Fatawesome is a sketch group from Boston. We've featured a bunch of their videos and recently started publishing their webcomic. In this week's update, we see a father teach his son an important lesson about semantics.










This scene smells like statutory rape... and I KNOW what that smells like.
Replylol
ReplyIs that Teddy Roosevelt? 'Cause that would make three Teddy's in one Cracked page, and that risks awesome overload.
ReplyI laughed far more loudly than is socially acceptable. Love it.
ReplyClever, but not really that funny.
ReplyI don't get it.
Reply"Can I have [trade] that bear for him?"
Oh, its a trading post. I thought it was, like, a carnival or something. I'm glad that the fine people below me took the time to analyze this and explain it (if I'm going to dislike something, I want it to be for the right reasons.)
ReplyAlso this is treading dangerously close to being a PBF clone (science has yet to successfully clone the funny bits.)
Yeah, well one of the BAD things about life is the people who use this freedom to dump their "omg sucks lol!!!"'s all over the place.
ReplyIt's not the opinion, it's the idiotic way in which people express it. If someone spent an obvious amount of time and work doing something, at least have the decency to be a LITTLE bit polite when telling them you don't like it.
I mean hey:
"seriously, it's not clever at all. goddammit I fucking hate life."
Someone should really give this kid a spanking.
Hey maneatingpie, that's the great thing about life: you can say something is bad without having to do better. I thought this wasn't funny at all, and I know I can't do better. The point is, if they can't do something funny, they shouldn't be doing it over and over.
ReplyI wouldn't try to reason with someone who is an obvious 13 year-old who goes on every website like a coward behind an avatar and goes on about how everything is terrible, if it is so bad... do better, make us laugh asshole.
Replydeadferret:
Reply> obviously fake accounts created by the fatawesome guys or the cracked staff in an effort > to 'hype' their own content. it happens all over the internet.
> - I know, because I have internet skills!
wow, this was actually funny
ReplyDead ferret, stop being such a whiny selfish bastard. If something isn't funny to you, it doesn't mean it isn't funny. You come to a comedy site for laughs, I understand, but why do you click on this when you're so hateful of it? Isn't that somewhat retarded?
ReplyI liked it. I don't know if you're being sarcastic or not, deadferret, but I hope you are.
ReplyI refuse to believe that so many people find this funny. notice how most of the people who said they laughed have no avatar? obviously fake accounts created by the fatawesome guys or the cracked staff in an effort to 'hype' their own content. it happens all over the internet. don't get me wrong, I love cracked. but this shit has got to stop. and daisy owl. and subnormal. this shit takes up a whole article for a day.
Replyseriously, it's not clever at all. goddammit I fucking hate life.
clever and drawn well... you people are retards
Replygreat comic
ReplyWow, this is the very first web comic featured by CRACKED that actually caused me to let out a physical audible laugh! :D
ReplyThere's no dialogue, but something tells me the kid didn't ask to be pawned for a teddy bear.
ReplyVery much like PBF. Almost to the point of ripping it off. Although PBF would be offensive (and hillarious) on an even deeper level.
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