We Get It. You're God. (Comic)

popmaker: Were you expecting turbans or a headscarf?

6/9/2009 9:16:41 PM

Bosniac32

*yawn*

6/9/2009 8:17:50 PM

metrohh

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i started having confident in you concerning what i am seeking for that you most have the experience, so i became interested in you, l will also like to know you the more,and l want you to send an email to my email address so l can give you my picture and for you to know whom l am.Here is my email address (floriabamena@yahoo.com)
I believe we can move from here! I am waiting for your mail to my email address above. Miss floria bamena(Remeber the distance or colour does not matter but love and concern matters alot in life)

6/8/2009 4:08:36 PM

keterin4u

smafdi: On a side note: Their main page has two of the least muslim-looking people I've ever seen.

6/8/2009 10:12:03 AM

popmaker

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6/8/2009 7:19:18 AM

logoCD

Cool, a droll comic.

6/8/2009 7:18:33 AM

logoCD

In Heaven, everyone has wings except an old man named God who is the size of King Kong.

6/8/2009 3:37:14 AM

lol_alf

Wait a second, wait one second, did you see that post below? Without cracked, people would not have known about the muslim love website?

That site looks like a cracked article, I kid you not, the gals in the pictures have thier faces covered.

6/8/2009 2:46:42 AM

smafdi

b***h b***h b***h cry cry cry moan moan moan michael swaim michael swaim michael swiam hot hot hot.

6/7/2009 10:45:49 PM

a_penis

Lol i reckon this one's random and funny :)

6/7/2009 9:26:45 PM

Obitron2000

man you people ask for so much and give nothing, I laugh every time i see someone taking 10 minutes out of their lives to read a comic, then gripe like a baby cause they >think< its not funny. Stop crying about something you will never change and stop clicking on comics if your going to wail like a girl.
Boo hoo you get to read great material and see free comics, go cry some more.

6/7/2009 6:54:33 PM

willblaze

i wish God would make cracked.com post a funny comic for once.

6/7/2009 6:45:20 PM

brandong

Ha. I guess even God needs to feel validated every now and then. So THAT'S why He made us. I get it now.

Kodiak: erections among dead males is not uncommon, hanged or otherwise. It is casually referred to as "angel lust." Some people think it's a good sign; that whatever the dead person saw as they were on the way out must have been so awesome as to give them a woody. I realize you were trying to be all irreverent or edgy or whatever, but your comment reminded me of that old "angel lust" concept.

6/7/2009 6:03:57 PM

hurfdurf

Without Cracked.com I wouldn't have found out about

===Mymuslimlove.c om===.

THANKS CRACKED!

6/7/2009 5:57:57 PM

Elizalove

I think that if god were to be asked what he most fucked up it would be the human knee. If asked what worked out well god would think photosynthesis.

6/7/2009 5:49:25 PM

Tommyg

Hey there, theavenger121, it's always nice to meet a fellow devout Christian.

Hey, man, did you know that when a dude is killed by hanging, the upright position of his body causes the blood to flow downward, incidently filling the blood vessels of the penis and giving the corpse an erection? Did you also know that hanged men s**t their pants? Naturally, these symptoms would also appear on anyone killed by crucifiztion.

As a concerned Christian, you must be as outraged as I am whenever a stained glass window illustrating the Crucifixion doesn't show jesus covered in s**t and sporting massive wood.

It's just plain disrespectful to show the crucified messiah any other way.
I'm certain you would agree.

6/7/2009 5:40:07 PM

Kodiak

Umm, I was the only one to comment about Subnormality. I said they were good, but I never said they were the only good ones. Also, I never commented poorly on them because I love Subnormality. So I think Gayinator just feels like being an ass.

6/7/2009 4:53:15 PM

Ganon

Gayinator said: "I'm not as much of a whiner as a lot of users on here, but this really did suck. On a side note, people, I saw someone on an earlier cracked comic post (I think it was Daisy Owl) complaining about how cracked needs to bring subnormality back, because it was the only good one here. On at least two subnormality posts, that same damn person was crying about how subnormality sucked, and that they needed to get rid of it. Seriously people, sometimes they suck, sometimes they don't. You don't really need to go My Chemical Romance on everyone."


That is hilarious

6/7/2009 4:41:00 PM

sikthegreat

Cool, a droll comic.

6/7/2009 3:38:48 PM

CatSpin

this is great. christians on cracked finally don't have to feel so hated. this is the first cracked article i've seen that mentions god without openly bashing him and everyone who believes in him. maybe in ten years we'll be allowed to vote.

6/7/2009 3:38:32 PM

theavenger121