ROUND UP: Exhausted Edition.
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Everyone at Cracked is tired right now. We've got the office tweaker managing the Round-Up today because he's the only one conscious. The week here at Cracked started up with disappointment as Chris Bucholz wimped out on his weekly column. Thankfully Gladstone bucked us up by talkin' 'bout gay people. Meanwhile Michael Swaim reveals all of our dark comedy secrets, while Seanbaby talks about torture. Lastly, Daniel O'Brien mocked Kanye West. We eagerly await the upcoming anti-Cracked rap album.
Notable Comment: "Is it gay if I jerked off to this article?" Yes RPG. Yes.
Notable Comment:In this post, RivenHale gives his tacit admission of steroid use. "I did sprout hair all over my chest as I was reading it, though, and I think my biceps grew two inches from the sheer power of reading this article."
Notable Comment:SS28K invents a way better word. "These words are all asspoundingly gay."
Notable Comment:Cleverwebtech lives in denial, "The Segway will be big one day. the product curve simply hasn't caught up with it yet." Sure buddy. Sure.
Notable Comment: "I was really hoping for an entry on Hendrix and Bob Marley. Bob could have become president of Ethiopia, a picture of a starvin ethiopian with a rastafarian hat, a joint in his mouth and a sign next to him with a picture of Bob that reads "four more years!". Not too sure what could have been of Hendrix though." Sprayette, if Jimmi Hendrix had lived there would be no heroin in the world for anyone else. He died, so that we might shoot opiates into our scrotums for a reasonable price.
Notable Comment:Kevinklaw sure has our number. "Wait... Cracked is lecturing writers on BEING LAZY? When they've never had a single original thought in ANY of their articles? HYPOCRISY!!!" We'd formulate a clever response, but we're feeling lazy. We're just going to let someone else do it for us. Commenters; time to shine.
WINNERS! The Craption Contest!
Funny photos. Funnier captions. Submitted by YOU. Voted on by the People. Think you're funnier than this week's winners? Contribute your own.
5.28.09:
Have you seen my dog??
Editor's pick:
When holding your boom box up to her window just isn't stalker-ish enough.
5.27.09:
Oh god, the plane's going to crash and there's only one parachute. Wait, where's Benji?
Editor's pick:
The Beagle Has Landed!
5.26.09:
Really?!? On this side it's a urinal!!
Editor's pick:
Not the most subtle way to learn someone's pin number, but whatever works.
5.25.09:
Warning: You are about to enter a movie starring Ben Affleck.
Editor's pick:
I never got used to the public toilets in Japan.
5.24.09:
It's like grandpa wear his pants higher every time I see him...
Editor's pick:
Damn! I left myself in my other pants!
5.23.09:
August 8, 2009, 3:06 PM, Keanu Reeves becomes self aware.
Editor's pick:
Chain male.
5.22.09:
In Space, no one can hear you sob quietly to yourself...
Editor's pick:
A museum so boring, even the exibits have to sit down and take a nap.
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