Genies Have Very Little Time For Your Bullshit (Comic)

OMG, I actually liked a comic on cracked (!)

5/24/2009 10:31:24 PM

Mighty

hi

5/22/2009 12:40:23 AM

fulllovegirl

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5/21/2009 11:26:14 AM

logoCD

Dr. Obamanhattan pwnz ur stupid paradoxical wishez.

HakimBey approves of this comic.

5/21/2009 8:36:07 AM

HakimBey

Thanks f*****g heaps AyteeSics.

A blue furry muppet ate all my cookies and has screwed up several sites I frequent, including this one. I had to remake a profile and reselect all the options.

Couldn't remeber owo the f**k to turn profanity back on though.

5/21/2009 7:15:49 AM

Doctorchaos

Isn't Doctorchaos a chick? I think this came up a couple months ago. And Cracked DOES take anything, if they like it.

5/21/2009 3:43:18 AM

chicoboy

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5/21/2009 2:20:18 AM

Lindax

Aha, but the genie COULDN'T grant the wish, because it is a gay paradox. Therefore, granted.

5/21/2009 12:05:26 AM

lol_alf

This reminds of Dr. Manhattan. Am I the only one?

5/20/2009 10:45:53 PM

The-Dum-Guy

@bloodyneptune

I think you misread what he typed. He didn't say "how I can not say these words anymore?" he said "how can I say these words again?"

Odd that you didn't get that, but whatever, I'm just glad I could help! :)

5/20/2009 9:34:39 PM

Zerocyde

i liked it. but then, i like most of the comics on here. it's possible i have lower standards then everyone else.

5/20/2009 9:33:25 PM

damnmonkey

“I'm being censored, someone tell me how to get my s**t f**k cunts back please”

Widen your vocabulary? I know, I know, its mind blowing to imagine not expressing yourself with the same three words over and over.

5/20/2009 8:14:55 PM

bloodyneptune

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5/20/2009 6:55:22 PM

iblkman

This is just... meh, I dunno.

5/20/2009 6:45:47 PM

Chill02

DoctorChaos: You tried to be funny with your last line. It was the least funny thing I have read on this site. And I read a Seanbaby article!

5/20/2009 5:13:29 PM

SHO

DoctorChaos: This is not the first comic you have ranted vehemently on. Perhaps Cracked in general is simply not your cup of tea? It's quite all right if that's the case. From personal experience stumbleupon is pretty good for finding things for just about anyone. Unless of course your one of those strange people who stay at a place even those you don't like being there. That would be stupid of you.

5/20/2009 5:10:16 PM

mr1swift

Yawn.

5/20/2009 4:23:21 PM

kyogen

This concept appeared in the Pulitzer prize-winning book "Gödel, Escher, Bach" by Douglas Hofstadter, 1979.

Yes. I am that smart. And annoying.

As you were.

5/20/2009 3:26:33 PM

Alfred E. Nixon

Haha, not bad! Not laugh-out-loud funny, but it made me grin a bit. I can't honestly say I am a huge fan of this (or any) comic on this site. I read 'em and enjoy 'em, but to really consider myself a fan I have to flip through the archives to see how it started and what it became. Then I can decide if I really like it or not. Keep 'em coming, though.

By the way. DOCTORCHAOS! I got something I really have to say to you. I saw your little comment down there, stating your personal opinion(and/or trolling, whichever), and I just HAVE to say...there is a button right above the comments section that says SHOW PROFANITY. Clicking that should give you your shits and fucks and stuff back.

5/20/2009 3:26:24 PM

AyteeSics

how can u like this but not white ninja. this is exactly the same joke white ninja would do.

i like them both btw

5/20/2009 2:35:35 PM

yoda