Genies Have Very Little Time For Your Bullshit (Comic)
Fatawesome are a group of guys from Boston who create videos and a regular webcomic for Cracked. In this week's installment, an ambitious wisher presents a thought-provoking wish.

Fatawesome are a group of guys from Boston who create videos and a regular webcomic for Cracked. In this week's installment, an ambitious wisher presents a thought-provoking wish.

42 Comments
I too, approve.
ReplyOMG, I actually liked a comic on cracked (!)
Replyhi
ReplyDr. Obamanhattan pwnz ur stupid paradoxical wishez.
ReplyHakimBey approves of this comic.
Thanks fucking heaps AyteeSics.
ReplyA blue furry muppet ate all my cookies and has screwed up several sites I frequent, including this one. I had to remake a profile and reselect all the options.
Couldn't remeber owo the fuck to turn profanity back on though.
Isn't Doctorchaos a chick? I think this came up a couple months ago. And Cracked DOES take anything, if they like it.
ReplyAha, but the genie COULDN'T grant the wish, because it is a gay paradox. Therefore, granted.
ReplyThis reminds of Dr. Manhattan. Am I the only one?
Reply@bloodyneptune
ReplyI think you misread what he typed. He didn't say "how I can not say these words anymore?" he said "how can I say these words again?"
Odd that you didn't get that, but whatever, I'm just glad I could help! :)
i liked it. but then, i like most of the comics on here. it's possible i have lower standards then everyone else.
ReplyI'm being censored, someone tell me how to get my s**t f**k cunts back please
ReplyWiden your vocabulary? I know, I know, its mind blowing to imagine not expressing yourself with the same three words over and over.
This is just... meh, I dunno.
ReplyDoctorChaos: You tried to be funny with your last line. It was the least funny thing I have read on this site. And I read a Seanbaby article!
ReplyDoctorChaos: This is not the first comic you have ranted vehemently on. Perhaps Cracked in general is simply not your cup of tea? It's quite all right if that's the case. From personal experience stumbleupon is pretty good for finding things for just about anyone. Unless of course your one of those strange people who stay at a place even those you don't like being there. That would be stupid of you.
ReplyYawn.
ReplyThis concept appeared in the Pulitzer prize-winning book "Gödel, Escher, Bach" by Douglas Hofstadter, 1979.
ReplyYes. I am that smart. And annoying.
As you were.
Haha, not bad! Not laugh-out-loud funny, but it made me grin a bit. I can't honestly say I am a huge fan of this (or any) comic on this site. I read 'em and enjoy 'em, but to really consider myself a fan I have to flip through the archives to see how it started and what it became. Then I can decide if I really like it or not. Keep 'em coming, though.
ReplyBy the way. DOCTORCHAOS! I got something I really have to say to you. I saw your little comment down there, stating your personal opinion(and/or trolling, whichever), and I just HAVE to say...there is a button right above the comments section that says SHOW PROFANITY. Clicking that should give you your shits and fucks and stuff back.
how can u like this but not white ninja. this is exactly the same joke white ninja would do.
Replyi like them both btw
The guy in the middle of the Fatawesome picture looks like Steve-O as a Jehovah's Witness.
Replythat kid was definitely a troll
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