This Is Your Brain On Drugs ... And Everything Else
Winston Rowntree is the author of Subnormality, the popular webcomic which he describes as containing "weird characters, endless opinions and occasionally huge walls of text."
In this installment of his weekly Cracked comic Abnormality, Mr. Rowntree shows us that the most memorable PSA of the 80s could have been pretty effective if it they were just selling the right product.

Check out past updates, in which Winston showed you The Truth Behind Obnoxious Assholes with 4 Pie Charts, Bono as a Superhero, Why Marriage Is Evil, The Mineral States of Man and Every Album Ever or weeks before when he showed you The Circle of Life for Jocks and Nerds, How To Win At Panhandling and How NOT to Get Revenge on Your Ex.









Mmm, brains.
Replyhmmmmmmmmmmmm we meet again...
No.
Replysaved
ReplyHow did you know I was fat as a child!?
ReplyThis isn't funny at all.
ReplySense of humour transplant, stat!
Hold up there Enlil, we need to get the stick out of his ass first.
I wish we weren't out of eggs.
Reply... Can I have some toast?
Replyha epic
ReplyPeer Pressure was the best.
ReplyI like this, but come on, Rowntree... ketchup?! On eggs?! Are you mad?!
Reply Hide All See All 7 RepliesSyrup I can understand, but eeeew ketchup...!
Ketchup is okay on eggs. Usually with a sandwich though.
Can't eat eggs without it. I'll use salt in a pinch but I won't enjoy it.
Ketchup is great on scrambled eggs.
and with bacon, and maybe cheese
Ketchup on eggs is weird...but HOT SAUCE! Oh Lord that's good.
EVERYTHING is better with ketchup - eggs, burger, rice, fuckin' cheezkake you name it!
I would buy a poster of this
ReplyHi, how are you today? Allow me to invite you to a cougar dating community ____ Cougarster. C om ____ It's where mature women and men who like them can meet.
Replyi hope that you did got paid.
This is your brain on spambots posing as cougars.
this is your brain on sex obsession/abstainance
ReplyThis is your brain on Dali. Well played.
ReplyI don't get that o_o
That was my favorite one. Kapow, the egg is melting like the clocks in Salvador Dali's paintings. Incidentally, Dali's paintings often featured eggs as well. :)
I love egg drawings.
ReplyWas waiting for scrambled though.
Frying pans made of gold don't work. It's a fact!
Replyit was just painted....
with high-temp paint...
Well done
ReplyTruth
ReplyIt made me laugh. :)
ReplySo bad
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