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Something To Consider Before Rubbing a Dog's Belly

By Kent Earle, Scott Bevan April 26, 2009 71,389 views
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In case you're not familiar with White Ninja, they've been named one of the funniest comics on the web by the foremost authority on the subject.


Check out White Ninjas from weeks past wherein White Ninja Misunderstood an Old Wives Tale, White Ninja Was Hunted by A Retarded Bird, White Ninja Was (Mistaken for) A Wise Guru and White Ninja Was The World's Worst Hall Monitor or weeks even before that whence White Ninja Made Two Questionable Decisions, White Ninja Asked a Pertinent Question, White Ninja Tried to Pee His Pants and White Ninja Saved a Life. And who can forget when we found out that White Ninja's Odor is a Problem and what was learned when White Ninja Spent the Weekend at the Lake. And head to the official site for enough White Ninja Comics to keep you not doing shit all day.



I miss white ninja

5/29/2009 8:43:44 PM
Dane

Be happy you don't have the Obama's dog! http://wildwildeastdailies.blogspot.com/2009/04/obamas-puppy-in-rehab-after-just-week.html

5/1/2009 12:32:40 AM
WildWildEast

Shirleyxx is right - it IS good to know.

4/28/2009 4:30:50 AM
onion3000

Dog pubes requires two writers?

4/27/2009 9:12:36 PM
Riyel

Good to know!
And thousands of sincere and serious tall people I met on ___Tallmingle.com___ are the most amazing people I ever met! they care nothing but real love and chemistry! that's what we are looking for in today's world! :-)

4/27/2009 6:45:10 AM
Shirleyxx

every week i read White Ninja, not for the comic strip but for the comments hating on it that are usually a lot funnier, this strip is not funny,it is just that WN is so consistently bad that it has managed to lower the bar for what constitutes funny all the way down to meh, anything that doesn't make people puke is now apparently funny

4/27/2009 4:42:02 AM
mr_clean

One word: curly.

4/27/2009 1:36:34 AM
lol_alf

There are some very funny comics to this series, but they are hit and miss and take a certain kind of strage humor.

4/27/2009 1:28:24 AM
CrackedEgg

Why doesn't anyone realize that as long as anything on the website gets traffic, even if that traffic is people bitching, Cracked is going to keep it around. Why do you think the flawed-to-death Craption Contest is still around?

4/27/2009 12:56:17 AM
drew081886

White ninja is tight

4/27/2009 12:07:57 AM
Impure

i didn't laugh
i didn't chuckle

I did slightly tilt my head and go "heh"

which is better than usual for white ninja
progress

4/26/2009 9:05:08 PM
crazydaiz

Whenever I see cracked has posted another White Ninja comic, I click just to see how bad it is, considering it only takes 20 seconds of my life to check out (and in some cases I wish I had that 20 seconds back). This one wasnt bad though, and a pretty good question I might ad.

4/26/2009 7:39:55 PM
James-K

Far better then usual. I didn't belly laugh, but it made me chuckle.

4/26/2009 7:18:35 PM
chaosmage

Oh, interesting. Quite liked this.

4/26/2009 7:02:17 PM
Larwick

A question I have wondered many times myself!!

4/26/2009 6:10:42 PM
RedCricket

Considering it has a picture of white ninja, id say its obvious what it is going to be.

4/26/2009 5:48:13 PM
dmelchart

You f*****g bastards. You're supposed to tell me something's a White Ninja strip before I click on it.

4/26/2009 5:01:28 PM
Yarp

That's actually a really good point. A bit like, "How long is a snake's neck?", or, "Why don't monkeys grow beards?"

4/26/2009 4:17:42 PM
Pedgerow

Hehe, so cute XD

4/26/2009 4:03:19 PM
Namorgasm

emmy winning compared to the usual schlick

4/26/2009 3:46:39 PM
AnderX
Cracked stuff on