4 Equally Unlikely Mythical Creatures (A Comic)
Winston Rowntree is the author of Subnormality, the popular webcomic which he describes as containing "weird characters, endless opinions and occasionally huge walls of text."
In this installment of his weekly Cracked comic Abnormality, Mr. Rowntree shows us four modern mythical creatures ...
Check out past updates, in which Winston showed you The Truth Behind Obnoxious Assholes with 4 Pie Charts, Bono as a Superhero, Why Marriage Is Evil, The Mineral States of Man and Every Album Ever or weeks before when he showed you The Circle of Life for Jocks and Nerds, How To Win At Panhandling and How NOT to Get Revenge on Your Ex.
I don't understand. If the owlman of kinkos doesn't exist, then who keeps throwing owl pellets in the copier?
ReplyOh, I get it - FedEx bought Kinkos, so it's just the Owlman of FedEx now.
Not as catchy.
kinko's. i just like saying the name. kinko's.
ReplyThe last panel better be an Invader Zim reference or I'm going to cry
Replyagreed.
Maybe if the nerd had self esteem he could get the cute girl :O Offended little nerd trolls. Bwah.
ReplyNo, he'd still be an ugly and unpleasant.
Bigfoot totally is real. In the 1800's, explorers said that they saw "big, hairy, man-like creatures". (They are not people). Nobody believed one until a skin of one was brought back to scientists. Now, we call them gorillas.
Reply Hide All See All 3 RepliesThat's PIGfoot, look closely at the pink things on his ankles.
Yeah and I suppose wendigos don't leave semen stains on my underwear neither.
PIGfoot? Wow. I just noticed that.
That nerd does have a cool t-shirt...
ReplyOne of these panels aren't like the others...
ReplyYes. Everyone knows that the Hoop Chupajacksnipe is a real thing.
number 3 assuming that a women would fall in love with a nerd that does not have a lot of money.
ReplyThe title for this should've been "3 Equally Unlikely Mythical Creatures and 1 Way to Immediately Upset a Comments Section Full of Nerds"
ReplyThat was a swift cheap shot to the groin....
Replythree of the four were just made to use space...one of them has a moral...can YOU guess which one???
Reply Hide All See All 11 RepliesPigfoot?
Chupajackasnipe?
Owlman?
It's Owlman, isn't it?
The lockness monster?
Idiots, it is clearly Owl Man
You are all wrong, it's the Abnormality on top.
Owlman? More like Hoboowl :D And it's clearly the Asstomouthzaurus.
It's definitely pigfoot.
screw you guys its obviously the owlman of kinkos
i'm going to go with the owlman, and the moral is: don't go to kinkos!
Well, I like to think of myself at least as a somewhat pleasant nerd with self-esteem- so I've got a shot, I guess.
Replyso do i, but we're not, we are both sad and lonely...
I used to be #3 but then I dumped the nerd.
Reply Hide All See All 4 RepliesGo f**k a duck.
Or is it duck a fuck? Yeah, that's right. Can't censor that, bitch.
Fuck. f**k fuck fuck.
Huh, that's weird
I also like how a webcomic artist is making fun of nerds.
ReplyYou clearly don't read abnormality. There is... a certain degree of self-hatred present in the series.
Hey, I only just now noticed the "unpleasant" qualifier in the third panel. NOW I get what's supposed to be funny about it.
ReplyI still want an "Owlman Of Kinko's" T-shirt. Or keychain. Anything Owlman related really, he just looks so damn awesome.
Pigfood :D
Replyleperkhan, kinko's = photocopying place.
ReplyHey btw, i just looked at this again, about 10 hours later, and in panel 2 it has mothman of kinkos. i get the mothman, but whats the joke part about kinkos? is there a reference i was missing there?its possible that i'm too dumb to see the glaringly obvious.
ReplyI saw panel 3 coming as soon as I read the title. But what about a beautiful, strong-willed pigfoot who falls in love with an unpleasant nerd with no self respect?
ReplyThe nerd's still f**ked. An unpleasant nerd with no self-respect is the most unpleasant thing in the world and by it's own nature prevents existing with anything good or enjoyable. Like beautiful, strong willed women or the Owlman of Kinko's.
But, but... nerds are cute!
ReplyEnabler
Only if Tkarin is enabling unpleasant a*****e nerds.