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White Ninja Answers a Disgusting Question

By Kent Earle, Scott Bevan April 12, 2009 35,881 views
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In case you're not familiar with White Ninja, they've been named one of the funniest comics on the web by the foremost authority on the subject.


Check out White Ninjas from weeks past wherein White Ninja Was a Wind-Up Doll, White Ninja is Hunted by A Retarded Bird, White Ninja Was (Mistaken for) A Wise Guru and White Ninja Was The World's Worst Hall Monitor or weeks even before that whence White Ninja Made Two Questionable Decisions, White Ninja Asked a Pertinent Question, White Ninja Tried to Pee His Pants and White Ninja Saved a Life. And who can forget when we found out that White Ninja's Odor is a Problem and what was learned when White Ninja Spent the Weekend at the Lake. And head to the official site for enough White Ninja Comics to keep you not doing shit all day.



Ill never understand people who constantly b***h and complain about other peoples work, such as this.

If you dont like it, and continue reading it, there would have to be some form of retardation happening.

But instead of whinging about it, perhaps try writing better material yourself.

4/17/2009 9:30:39 AM
crowy85

Ah, White Ninja.
Where would the world be today, without your mild retardation?
We'd be missing one helluva e-shop, that's for sure. Those are some fantastic shirts! :D:D
I'm gunna buy, like, 3 of them once they finish reprinting.

4/14/2009 12:13:25 AM
Samen

I don't know why everyone thinks this is funny...it's pretty gay...almost literally.

4/13/2009 8:40:40 PM
SmartyPants

I expected harder sucking than I got (tee-hee...I meant from the comic). Also, they spelt scenario wrong in the comic's title.

4/13/2009 5:17:55 PM
Pedgerow

Good to know!
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4/13/2009 9:23:56 AM
Shirleyxx

Know what would make this better? If they used a different patch of hair other than the armpit. Know what I'm sayin'?

4/13/2009 8:57:45 AM
smartaleck

hey losers! you're all a bunch of jerks

4/13/2009 8:10:53 AM
cmt9949

ROTFL, LMAO, epic WIN! WE LOVE THE WHITE NINJA!

RT
www.anon-tools.at.tc

4/13/2009 8:04:59 AM
AbleBobby

you know how I knew Lindax was a spam bot? When it said "good stuff." either that or mentally disturbed.

4/13/2009 6:54:25 AM
mindmatter

I come to WN for the comments, but I cannot help but note the lack of any comedic value in the comics themselves.

What if these comics were made to suck so that people would be incensed enough to come ranting in their comments, thus providing the lols this page desprately needs?

4/13/2009 4:52:31 AM
BlueEVIL420

right when im eating a hotdog :/

4/13/2009 4:37:35 AM
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4/13/2009 3:42:46 AM
Lindax

to jrockey

you are getting used to it, christ man what else could it be lol

i am formally submitting a plea to the Hague indicting white nija as a perpatrator of crimes against humanity

anyone in

4/13/2009 3:42:13 AM
InSovietRussia

Are they getting better or am I just getting used to it?

4/13/2009 12:17:41 AM
jrockey

So are they standing, or are they laying on a bed, or what?

4/13/2009 12:08:31 AM
lol_alf

Haha! I needed that.

Another great WN. :)

4/12/2009 9:56:19 PM
TheJohn04

you needed two authors for that?

4/12/2009 9:11:53 PM
wizardofchron

Once again, I find myself strangely amused and confused by White Ninja . . .

4/12/2009 7:41:26 PM
jkuhl

Just dont read them.

4/12/2009 7:06:46 PM
Lady_G

So when is White Ninja supposed to start being funny? I've been waiting and still nothing. Please inform me when this starts getting funny.

4/12/2009 5:57:55 PM
DanFraley
Cracked stuff on