White Ninja Misses His Girlfriend

I think deeply too.satire!

3/26/2009 7:28:46 PM

Ice9

hey question for sl600 why did you have to quote my entire post in yours

3/24/2009 9:25:55 PM

drowzo

I would have to be snorting powdered hashish to find this funny. I have a refined sense of humor, so perhaps my book-reading, satire loving self cannot comprehend the deeper meaning of this comic but its more likely its just plain shite.

3/24/2009 5:01:23 PM

Cigar

Oh, a new White Ninja. Usually I'm not a fan, but I have a good feeling that this week its gunna be funny! WN misses his girlfriend, alright lets go: alright, so he misses his girlfriend. Got that part. Now lets go down to strip 2! His girfriend is sad because she left WN. Ok, scoll down a little more and she talks about being eaten alive. haha! clearly she is! alright, here we go, this it, the punchline, the whole reason i came to this site today! scroll down a little and..."Check out white ninjas from weeks past wherein..." wait, what the f**k?

3/24/2009 2:53:43 PM

aaron93

This was very similar in style to Creased Comics, which I learnt about through the Cracked article which you always link to, saying how good White Ninja is. Creased Comics is great and White Ninja isn't, so the more plagiarism of Creased Comics, the better. I hereby rate this one as "above average".

3/24/2009 12:11:42 PM

Pedgerow

This comic makes my head hurt.

3/24/2009 10:23:20 AM

Logical_Zebra

Wait, what?

3/24/2009 1:44:50 AM

Jazzy

White Ninja + comments section = twice the funny. Thanks, guys, really.

Yes, mournblade, please do.

3/23/2009 10:37:15 PM

nerv

I like white ninja because it its f*****g funny, and brilliant

3/23/2009 8:06:36 PM

Dane

I like white ninja because it's perfect for printing on toilet paper.

3/23/2009 7:42:31 PM

rocketman

f**k!!! WHY is this funny?!?!? Hell, I can do better!

s**t, in fact, I think I will try. Yes, that's it--I'm gonna submit my own s**t.

You've been forewarned. . . .

3/23/2009 5:11:13 PM

mournblade

skiener, don't try and justify white ninja by saying we're what's wrong with it. we've just stated that we don't like it.
by suggesting that we're not "open-minded" enough to enjoy something on this website, you're the f*****g elitist. and your passive aggressive "i understand" before insulting us only adds to the insult, in that you clearly think we need to be spoken to like spoiled teenagers. if you like white ninja, fine, what the f**k ever. but don't come into this environment and claim that white ninja stating that he misses his girlfriend, then his girlfriend stating that she's being eaten by a crocodile is a joke that we just don't "get". it's not. we get it, non sequitur, f*****g brilliant, right?
and even if we are expecting comedy tailored to this site, which we don't as this site has a wide range of different comedy, that would not be an unreasonable demand. i wouldn't go to amazon for s**t jokes, and i don't come here for them.
go f**k yourself, you hypocritical whining pedant.

3/23/2009 4:07:56 PM

mcgugange

i enjoyed the bunny suit.

3/23/2009 3:23:08 PM

coltonwhite

I have read alot, and it keeps getting more retarded.

3/23/2009 3:09:24 PM

philroco

You have to read a lot of white ninja for it to be really funny. A certain mindset is created after a few. The author's ability to create this mindset then play so well off of it is brilliant.

I understand that most cracked readers suffer from an elitism that won't let them try to appreciate something not tailored to them, but I recommend open minded individuals visit the website.

3/23/2009 11:25:33 AM

Skiener

Perhaps White Ninja should go look for his girlfriend. On some other website.

3/23/2009 11:16:00 AM

feralboy12

We tottaly should write our own White Ninja story. The comments are better than the strip itself.

3/23/2009 10:41:41 AM

Pi4noBl4ck

Sidion... I got that, and it still sucks donkeyballs. The joke is ruined as we know they are not at the same party

3/23/2009 10:33:34 AM

Esmoreit

Hmm... for those of you who don't understand the joke, it is:
the expectation is that the joke will be the explanation for why they are both wearing costumes. But lo and behold, White Ninja's girlfriend is not wearing a costume, she is being devoured by a crocodile. The joke is the shirking of our expectation. I got a laugh out of it...

3/23/2009 9:41:31 AM

Sidion

EVERYONE JUST SHUT THE f**k UP!

3/23/2009 8:28:09 AM

jackshannon