White Ninja Misses His Girlfriend
In case you're not familiar with White Ninja, they've been named one of the funniest comics on the web by the foremost authority on the subject.
Check out White Ninjas from weeks past wherein White Ninja Was (Mistaken for) A Wise Guru and White Ninja Was The World's Worst Hall Monitor or weeks even before that whence White Ninja Made Two Questionable Decisions, White Ninja Asked a Pertinent Question, White Ninja Tried to Pee His Pants and White Ninja Saved a Life. And who can forget when we found out that White Ninja's Odor is a Problem and what was learned when White Ninja Spent the Weekend at the Lake. And head to the official site for enough White Ninja Comics to keep you not doing shit all day.
White ninja at the least gets the award for 'Comics where you honestly can't tell if the creator gives a fuck.'
ReplyWhite Ninja:"I like apples!"
ReplyOther Character:"Those aren't apples, they're grapes"
White Ninja:"I found the secret passage"
cue laugh track
I think deeply too.satire!
Replyhey question for sl600 why did you have to quote my entire post in yours
ReplyI would have to be snorting powdered hashish to find this funny. I have a refined sense of humor, so perhaps my book-reading, satire loving self cannot comprehend the deeper meaning of this comic but its more likely its just plain shite.
ReplySo you mean you'd have to be completely sober with a stuffy nose and strangely colored boogers to find this funny?
And I'm not sure why I'm replying to this, it was posted almost 3 years ago. But hey.
Oh, a new White Ninja. Usually I'm not a fan, but I have a good feeling that this week its gunna be funny! WN misses his girlfriend, alright lets go: alright, so he misses his girlfriend. Got that part. Now lets go down to strip 2! His girfriend is sad because she left WN. Ok, scoll down a little more and she talks about being eaten alive. haha! clearly she is! alright, here we go, this it, the punchline, the whole reason i came to this site today! scroll down a little and..."Check out white ninjas from weeks past wherein..." wait, what the fuck?
ReplyThis was very similar in style to Creased Comics, which I learnt about through the Cracked article which you always link to, saying how good White Ninja is. Creased Comics is great and White Ninja isn't, so the more plagiarism of Creased Comics, the better. I hereby rate this one as "above average".
ReplyThis comic makes my head hurt.
ReplyWait, what?
ReplyWhite Ninja + comments section = twice the funny. Thanks, guys, really.
ReplyYes, mournblade, please do.
I like white ninja because it its fucking funny, and brilliant
ReplyI like white ninja because it's perfect for printing on toilet paper.
ReplyFUCK!!! WHY is this funny?!?!? Hell, I can do better!
ReplyShit, in fact, I think I will try. Yes, that's it--I'm gonna submit my own shit.
You've been forewarned. . . .
skiener, don't try and justify white ninja by saying we're what's wrong with it. we've just stated that we don't like it.
Replyby suggesting that we're not "open-minded" enough to enjoy something on this website, you're the fucking elitist. and your passive aggressive "i understand" before insulting us only adds to the insult, in that you clearly think we need to be spoken to like spoiled teenagers. if you like white ninja, fine, what the fuck ever. but don't come into this environment and claim that white ninja stating that he misses his girlfriend, then his girlfriend stating that she's being eaten by a crocodile is a joke that we just don't "get". it's not. we get it, non sequitur, fucking brilliant, right?
and even if we are expecting comedy tailored to this site, which we don't as this site has a wide range of different comedy, that would not be an unreasonable demand. i wouldn't go to amazon for shit jokes, and i don't come here for them.
go fuck yourself, you hypocritical whinin
i enjoyed the bunny suit.
ReplyI have read alot, and it keeps getting more retarded.
ReplyYou have to read a lot of white ninja for it to be really funny. A certain mindset is created after a few. The author's ability to create this mindset then play so well off of it is brilliant.
ReplyI understand that most cracked readers suffer from an elitism that won't let them try to appreciate something not tailored to them, but I recommend open minded individuals visit the website.
Perhaps White Ninja should go look for his girlfriend. On some other website.
ReplyWe tottaly should write our own White Ninja story. The comments are better than the strip itself.
ReplySidion... I got that, and it still sucks donkeyballs. The joke is ruined as we know they are not at the same party
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