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The One Company That Can Unite The World (In Anger)

By Winston Rowntree March 15, 2009 95,805 views
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Winston Rowntree is the author of Subnormality, the popular webcomic which he describes as containing "weird characters, endless opinions and occasionally huge walls of text."

In this installment of his weekly Cracked comic Abnormality, Mr. Rowntree takes a look at a company that can unite any crowd ...

Check out past updates, in which Winston illustrated Every Album Ever and The Circle of Life for Jocks and Nerds or weeks before when he showed you How To Win At Panhandling and How NOT to Get Revenge on Your Ex.



This makes me want to hear the "Terriers" song. I wonder if I have that somewhere on VHS to dig up (I really should get all KITH seasons on DVD, I'm such a loser!).

5/13/2009 2:10:26 PM
LittleSarahR

This isn't funny and the art doesn't redeem it either. Why are you making comics again?

4/3/2009 7:18:45 AM
Kayla

Dave Capisano, I hardly know him...
Dammit, that's gonna infect my brain again for the next 4 days

3/27/2009 1:53:13 AM
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3/21/2009 8:50:45 AM
zhaoyun

'Late-stages AIDS balcony' did it for me! But I like his comics anyway so I'm biased.

3/19/2009 3:38:01 AM
captain_cranky

Like a joke you think is funny, but doesn't make you laugh......

Nvm, I was talking about something entirely unrelated. wtf is this s**t?

3/18/2009 8:58:14 PM
AsianBorat

Ticketmaster sucks, but not as much as Winston Rowntree.

3/17/2009 9:09:28 AM
colin_in_sick

Yeah, I agree Ticketmaster sucks, but was that supposed to make me laugh?

3/17/2009 7:01:02 AM
Logical_Zebra

*yawn*

3/17/2009 2:11:59 AM
stevotheidiot

Exactly with the kids in the hall reference:) I actually cracked a smile this time.

3/16/2009 7:48:40 PM
thetrashman

Loving the reference to Kids in the Hall. "These Are the Daves I Know, Sports Edition". Hah!

3/16/2009 7:01:10 PM
FadingMind

Too much text, it was worth it all, fukc with ticketmaster

3/16/2009 6:58:09 PM
Binak_Algo

WAAAAAAY too much reading for THAT joke.

3/16/2009 5:38:15 PM
Zerocyde

f**k ticketmaster. over and over.

3/16/2009 5:37:59 PM
hybridtheorist

I found a great site """"" Seekamillionaire . com............ """""" It 's where you have the opportunity dreaming about dating a millionaire and make it true!
I thought everyone needed to meet some miracle after all the terrible stuff in the news and the economy :).,.,.,.

3/16/2009 4:28:15 PM
Anna1573

and you ll think white ninja and daisy owl suck if thats the case thi is their combined shits put in a blender then thrown up on this was terrible

3/16/2009 3:09:24 PM
parachutee

Finally something we can all agree on.

3/16/2009 2:59:12 PM
mrpopenfresh

I loved it, especially the KITH reference.

3/16/2009 1:51:48 PM
drunkpiano

Ha. it finally got good near the end, but it was the tiny little "ticketmaster: holy s**t do we suck" that did it for me.

3/16/2009 1:42:20 PM
Firecrotch

hookhoax, you best not be talking about daisy owl.

3/16/2009 1:31:37 PM
dushanbe4
Cracked stuff on