White Ninja Explains Evolution (To a Monkey)

By Kent Earle, Scott Bevan March 15, 2009 34,237 views

In case you're not familiar with White Ninja, they've been named one of the funniest comics on the web by the foremost authority on the subject.

Check out White Ninjas from weeks past wherein White Ninja Was (Mistaken for) A Wise Guru and White Ninja Was The World's Worst Hall Monitor or weeks even before that whence White Ninja Made Two Questionable Decisions, White Ninja Asked a Pertinent Question, White Ninja Tried to Pee His Pants and White Ninja Saved a Life. And who can forget when we found out that White Ninja's Odor is a Problem and what was learned when White Ninja Spent the Weekend at the Lake. And head to the official site for enough White Ninja Comics to keep you not doing shit all day.

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70 Comments

that would have been soooo much better if i could freakin spell

3/24/2009 9:32:37 PM

drowzo

i like White Nja so lick me

3/24/2009 9:31:24 PM

drowzo

db_pdx: I wonder how long it will be before you come back, only to post a complaining comment again.

3/17/2009 4:45:09 AM

Umup0

White ninja is the only webcomic I have ever seen that is not funny... ever. It is like it purposely tries to be as unfunny as possible as some kind of lame social commentary.

3/16/2009 11:29:01 PM

Fuckaccounts

Jesus Christ, when am I going to learn? Every f*****g time, I click on this s****y comic, thinking this might be the day it finally stumbles into funny. Once again, I wonder why Cracked thinks this is worth hosting.

3/16/2009 10:48:22 PM

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3/16/2009 11:54:09 AM

sexybeauties

That's about as funny as a baby with whooping cough.

3/16/2009 11:48:36 AM

feralboy12

What a s****y comic, with a name like White Ninja you could at least hire someone that has a modicum of artistic talent.

3/16/2009 9:33:58 AM

gypsy61

I have finally found something that is less humorous than Tyler Perry.Thank God the search is over!

3/16/2009 5:43:37 AM

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3/16/2009 5:36:38 AM

Anna1573

1. First panel: so so.
2. Second panel: so so.
3,4,5. Next panels: you see where it is going.
6. Masturbate is funny! Let's use Masturbate!
7. ???
8. Profit!

3/16/2009 3:55:56 AM

plaster

I lol'd at Goody's parody more than the comic. Considerably more.

3/16/2009 2:54:47 AM

Tartra

as usual, it seems that an unfunny man wrote the two last panels.

3/16/2009 12:19:01 AM

lol_alf

Still not funny.

3/15/2009 11:41:31 PM

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3/15/2009 11:03:43 PM

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3/15/2009 10:36:27 PM

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cracked for posting this comic again.

3/15/2009 9:04:20 PM