An Oral History of the Blowjob

Awesome comic. Laughed almost to the point of tears, but not quite.

Also, to people who think anal sex works like that, anal sex does not work like that. The anus is not just packed with feces non-stop. If you have anal sex with someone and afterward you have poop on your penis, someone just played a hysterical practical joke on you! Also, they probably don't like you at all, considering they invited you to have butt-sex with them while they were packed to the brim with #2.

6/8/2009 11:44:30 PM

GoreMotel

Right on DarkRubberDucky!!

6/7/2009 8:40:18 AM

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4/2/2009 12:32:59 AM

fulllovegirl

Hehe, girls, if a guy EVER says the words "Do it if you love me", grab them by their jewels, smile, and twist the little bastard right off. Prove you love me. Like hell.

3/31/2009 8:48:48 PM

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3/13/2009 11:53:29 PM

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3/10/2009 9:15:09 PM

sexybeauties

If you're going to start syndicating comics for the site how about toothpaste for dinner?

3/10/2009 9:14:33 PM

sexybeauties

Toothpaste for dinner is very funny!

3/10/2009 9:13:54 PM

sexybeauties

Winston Rowntree is the author of Subnormality, the popular webcomic which he describes as containing "weird characters, endless opinions and occasionally huge walls of text."

3/10/2009 9:13:19 PM

sexybeauties

And anal sex is even worse. It's literally a tube of feces.

3/10/2009 9:12:38 PM

sexybeauties

I am a female and I like to receive it is good to me. lol. I like older guys who have no problem giving it, and it depends on who it is they might get back. LOL LOL

3/9/2009 8:55:51 AM

bigbootycutie

hmm..you mentioned Leonard Cohen, that's about the most noteworthy thing there

3/7/2009 9:58:18 AM

Ice9

I am also a fan of the beej,Rowntree's ok if not a bit too art-faggy and anti-conformist to a point of pretty much being a stereotype. Funny comics half the time, though.

3/5/2009 8:17:54 AM

Dax

I love Winston Rowntree's works. All of them, and I want to be a voice of support to keep this comic going. Keep it up, Cracked! Give me jokes that I have to actually think about for three seconds!

3/4/2009 10:42:42 AM

SirMadness

first, thrasher92 is a moron. second, i love blowjobs. thirdly, i don't know what got the anal sex discussion started, but i am neither 12 year old girl nor saint and i really think it's fucked up.

3/3/2009 7:28:34 PM

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3/3/2009 7:23:10 AM

AndyM23

-stares at the Shrek panel in dismay-

....

-cries-

3/3/2009 5:21:14 AM

saint_gutfree

the funny thing is that you're not allowed to say "b1owjob" in the comment, even if the article says it all over.

3/3/2009 4:10:35 AM

plaster

How is it nun-like to not want to stick your dick in a "crushing/grinding machine" or a "tube of feces."

I don't want my dig smashed or smeared in crap.

3/3/2009 3:06:26 AM

jogiff

When cracked started posting white ninja, I checked it out. I thought it was crap, so when new ones were posted, I ignored them. I don't click the homepage links to white ninja postings, because I have no interest in reading it. What I don't do is generate more pageviews for content I dislike by looking at every single one and posting a comment about how much I hate it. Do you people really think the folks who run this site give a damn what you like? What content do you think they'll drop from the site - something that gets 1000 pageviews and 80 negative comments, or something that gets 5 pageviews and no comments?

It's like that Simpsons episode (one of the THoH) with the advertising that came to life. If you ignore it, it'll go away. So, if you really don't like it, Just don't look. Just don't look.

3/2/2009 9:51:29 PM

JornTheYounger