An Oral History of the Blowjob
Winston Rowntree is the author of Subnormality, the popular webcomic which he describes as containing "weird characters, endless opinions and occasionally huge walls of text."
Today, we bring you the fifth installment of Abnormality, the original comic Mr. Rowntree will be updating every Monday here on Cracked.

Check out past updates, in which Winston illustrated Every Album Ever and The Circle of Life for Jocks and Nerds or weeks before when he showed you How To Win At Panhandling and How NOT to Get Revenge on Your Ex.
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Horrible. Boring, long winded and stupid. Makes me not want to give bjs anymore but I like then to much so I'll have to suppress this from memory. Ugh just horrible.
ReplyHoly cow! Axl Rose is an anagram of Oral Sex! HA HA HA HA HA! I ignored the rest of the comic. Just that one thing made it worth it.
ReplyStill waiting for the punchline...
Replyboring and pointless waste of time and resources...
ReplyThe Shrek thing made me laugh, but maybe that's because I really don't like Shrek
ReplyI only liked the Axl Rose thing
ReplyOver-explaining your joke kills the humor, which is generally all these comics ever do (minus one key ingredient- a joke).
ReplyWell this was shite. Got anything else?
ReplyThis comment was too. Got any others?
Meh... the Axl Rose thing was funny and the douchey looking teenager, but the rest... meh... what's with Shrek? I thought I was looking at Hulk, I mean when did he get a head full of black hair?
Replywhat the f**k is this s**t
ReplyIt's a comic about blowjobs.
TL;DR
ReplyIs that Shrek or the Hulk? Maybe Hair-Club-for-Ogres?
Replylooks like Frankenstein.
Axl Rose. Things just made a whole lot more sense.
ReplyThis is quite humorous.
ReplyAwesome comic. Laughed almost to the point of tears, but not quite.
ReplyAlso, to people who think anal sex works like that, anal sex does not work like that. The anus is not just packed with feces non-stop. If you have anal sex with someone and afterward you have poop on your penis, someone just played a hysterical practical joke on you! Also, they probably don't like you at all, considering they invited you to have butt-sex with them while they were packed to the brim with #2.
lol, but the joke's really on them cuz they jus got f**ked up the ass
The comment above this one seemingly is made by someone who doesn't have sex often, let alone has ever f**ked a woman in the ass before.
Right on DarkRubberDucky!!
ReplyHehe, girls, if a guy EVER says the words "Do it if you love me", grab them by their jewels, smile, and twist the little bastard right off. Prove you love me. Like hell.
Reply Hide All See All 4 Replies...too graphic....i just cant get that image out of my head
Sometimes its the only way to convince the real innocent ones though
The same can be done to a woman's breasts if she doesn't come back with a sandwich.
^I had to up-vote that, but it's still stupid.
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