White Ninja Meets The Girl of His Dreams (And Blows It)
In case you're not familiar with White Ninja, they've been named one of the funniest comics on the web by the foremost authority on the subject.

Check out White Ninjas from weeks past wherein White Ninja Was The World's Worst Hall Monitor, White Ninja Made Two Questionable Decisions, White Ninja Asked a Pertinent Question, White Ninja Tried to Pee His Pants and White Ninja Got Rabies or weeks even before that whence White Ninja Played it Safe and White Ninja Saved a Life. And who can forget when we found out that White Ninja's Odor is a Problem and what was learned when White Ninja Spent the Weekend at the Lake. Or head to the official site for enough White Ninja Comics to keep you not doing shit all day.









I'm not sure if you are aware of this, no one gives a shit that no one gives a shit.
ReplyI'm not sure if you are aware of this, no one gives a shit if you like it or not.
ReplyI know this is old but...
Reply"is sniff a punchline?"
You have a Ctrl+Alt+Del avatar, and you're using it unironicly.
YOUR OPINION IS INFERIOR.
yeah...you know, i'm pretty sure that this rebuttal has been used several times before, but it doesn't seem to sink in: if you don't like white ninja, don't click on it. I'm pretty sure the guys at WNC don't have some sort of mind control device forcing you to read. But, if you recognize that statement and continue to dick-slap white ninja, then you obviously have nothing better to do than read webcomics that you think suck. I think that's funny, in a sad sad way. Maybe you should get a dog?
Replyon a lighter note...WHOOOOO WHITE NINJA!
Stay strong white ninja...people are too hateful to see
ReplyThats not funny. There is no humor there.
ReplyI enjoyed the first WN i saw on Cracked. None since then have been as good, although they didnt deserve the flaming they got... but what happened here?
so, so so so terrible. I wish the cracked editors would listen to the overwhelming tide of hatred toward this comic and banish it form this site once and for all
ReplySo lame...
ReplyThe only time I laughed when reading a WN comic was when I noticed he looks like a penis.
Replyits easily understood just epic-ally pathetic.what happened to the mindless ,violent and FUNNY white ninja i used to know?
Reply@whosthatguy:
ReplyOh, I get the comic. I just find it mindblowingly stupid. The "elitists" who enjoy this comic are they themselves as stupid.
I get the jokes, they just aren't funny.
Damn that was terrible. I'm retreating to read Daisy Owl now.
ReplyWN you make me cry :(
ReplyWanna join a hot and heated forum that discusses the truth about these big stars?
Reply____Tallloving C om____ has lots of sports fans there! besides, it's hot models, milfs, sexy chick s and handsome young men and chicks mingle club!!LOL checka!! :-)
..and whenever a new WN is up, it's an opportunity for passive-aggressives to safely vent the frustration caused by all the rude people and shitty drivers they run into all week, by fuming at a comic's poor quality, which is coincidentally the comic's gimmick.
Reply@watchtower
Replyi would love to kill white ninja my character is yellow yellow can so kill white ninja
I did chuckle at the 5th panel....I'm chuckling right now in fact
ReplyAccurate abbreviated title of this post:
Reply"White Ninja...Blows...."
@whoisthatguy: You are wrong man. White Ninja is actually really popular and has been for years, so it has nothing to do with being part of an elite, it has to do with people supporting something they enjoy...
Reply@onion3000: That's the whole point. Liking WN for these people is some sort of masochistic pleasure where society is the enemy and only a select few people are "elite" enough to understand WN's "greatness". I have a feeling that WN fans are avid David Lynch fans as well. Mullholland Drive is probably their favourite movie.
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