How NOT To Get Revenge On Your Ex
Winston Rowntree is the author of Subnormality, the popular webcomic which he describes as containing "weird characters, endless opinions and occasionally huge walls of text."
Today, we bring you the second installment of an original comic Mr. Rowntree will be updating here on Cracked.
Check out last week's update, in which Winston showed you How To Win At Panhandling.
FIRST we cowered at the mere mention of DEATH BED: The Bed That Eats People!
ReplyNow, we must contend with the malicious RAPE RECLINER: The Recliner That Rapes Your Ex-Girlfriend!
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Gosh I wish I could get paid to regurgitate humor for the old and weak...
ReplyOh wait. haha. I get it. How NOT to get revenge... yeah, that'd be dumb.
ReplyMakes no sense to me.
ReplyThe only less I get from this is that my Ex has horrible taste in furniture.
ReplyHa isn't that how it goes - one obsesses for years, the other completely forgets and moves on...
ReplyWasn't this the plot of the short story, 'The Human Chair'?
Replyanyone notice the little stain on the corner?
ReplyI think that's the "rotting corpse juices" you always hear about that are seeping through.
No! I wasn't reading the comic... f**k, dude... that's like... WAY observant.
Why are there so many damn Mr. Ruins the Comics running around here?
WHAAHAHHAHAAA AWESOME!!!!!!
ReplyYou sure that a man does this? I know LOTS of women that would.
Reply@POLLY - It's supposed to be someone (possibly Chuck Norris, if the general consensus of the internet is to be believed) pile-driving a shark. The pic was used in a past Cracked list...but I can't remember which one :|
ReplyUgh, no respect for your classics. It's Mayor Haggar from Final Fight.
Worked for me
ReplyI like it. Gets right to the point, and it isn't White Ninja.
Reply@Doorfink
Is your avatar man humping a shark?
your supposed to make sure she buys it than in transportation you sneak inside
Replyi thought it was meh but the comments convinced me that it was good.
ReplyI was expecting something whiteninja-esque but that was actually quite good.
Replygold!
ReplyHa! I like how it got right to the point.
ReplyWould have been better had he drawn her standing over your dead corpse and pumping in a few .44 magnum rounds.
ReplyBetter, or complete s**t that ruins an otherwise great comic?
Some one has some anger issues.....
Would've been funnier if they'd drawn it out more.
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