How To Win at Panhandling
Winston Rowntree is the author of Subnormality, the popular webcomic which he describes as containing "weird characters, endless opinions and occasionally huge walls of text."
Today, we bring you the first installment of an original comic Mr. Rowntree will be updating here on Cracked.

Check out more from Winston at viruscomix.com.









Haha, I never noticed the continuity errors bit before- very good
ReplyA literal troll. I
ReplyTrolling IRL... priceless, by the way.
Replyis anybody NOT tempted to try this?
ReplyThis is true btw.
ReplyAs Monty Python suggested, every sperm IS sacred.
Reply Hide All See All 4 Repliesand every sperm is good.
God shall strike them down for each sperm that can't be found.
If a sperm gets wasted, gos gets quite irrate
Unless your name is Flava Flav
NICE!!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyWhy am I so tempted to try this...?
ReplySweet! The younger guy has a Prodigy skull cap!
Replywho says panhandling ain't a job?
ReplyIf it requires dealing with people and money it's a job.
Haha thats so good
ReplyNice.
ReplyLike it a lot,is that a "lost cat! we need him for dinner" poster?
Replyi like the flyer in the background better than the actual joke.
ReplyWhoa-ho, dude, now you owe that crackhead 100 bones.
ReplyThank you, Mr. Ruin The Joke Guy.
lol at continuity errors
Reply Hide All See All 4 Replieslike what?
You obviously didn't pay attention to the comic.
Hahaha thats awesome
I am actually snickering out loud at the first two replies to this comment.
Likee
ReplyThere's snot flying out of my face right now.
ReplyThat's not snot. Usually I last longer. You're welcome.
He earn those $100
ReplyYou, too, Mr. Ruins The Joke With Bad Typing Skills Guy.
Heh heh. That's funny. I wish some beggars are that awesome.
ReplyThere's the one guy holding a sign that says, "Need money for booze and a hooker. Hey, at least I ain't s**ttin' you!"