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30 More Men Who Look Like Old Lesbians

#15.
Mark Owen

He is:

One of the seemingly billion guys from the UK who had a hit in the 1980s with songs consisting of synthesizers and drum machines.

Looks Like:

The cool, geeky looking girl in high school who waited until to college to come out.

#14.
John Daly

He is:

A drunk.

Looks Like:

A woman who would jump out of her Suburu in shorts in February to help you and your wussy friends put chains on your tires when you're stuck in a snowdrift.

#13.
Alan Carr

He is:

A gay comic.

Looks Like:

T.A. at the Minneapolis College of Art and Design and photographer with more than 100 self-portraits on Facebook of her in different tank tops.

#12.
BJ Thomas

He is:

Pop singer who had a huge hit in 1969 with Butch Cassidy and The Sundance Kid theme "Raindrops Keep Falling."

Looks Like:

A woman whose straight girlfriends ignore the obvious subtext when she names their volleyball team Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kids.

#11.
Jack White

He is:

A musician who is not above punching out another musician.

Looks Like:

A character on 1970s sitcom who producers could only hint was a lesbian.

#10.
John Norris

He is:

A guy who may or may not still work at MTV.

Looks Like:

A female set carpenter who may or may not still work at MTV.

#9.
The Two Coreys

They Are:

Child actors turned sad people.

Looks Like:

Technopop duo who already regret rushing into marriage.

#8.
Steve Cojocaru

He is:

A kinda effeminate Canadian

Looks Like:

A lesbian caught between lipstick and butch.

#7.
Chris Walla

He is:

A musician in "Death Cab for Cutie."

Looks Like:

A person who is unusually proud of the fact that she saw Sleater Kinney 45 times one year.

#6.
Corbin Bleu

He is:

Current star of High School Musical 1, 2 and 3. Future star of High School Musical 21, 22 and 23.

Looks Like:

Front-line protester when California's Prop 8 failed--or passed--(whichever means gay people can't marry).

#5.
Richard Blais

He is:

TV chef.

Looks Like:

Outdoor specialist at REI who owns one purse but half a dozen backpacks.

#4.
Roberto Cavalli

He is:

A fashion designer.

Looks Like:

Someone who gets drunk every night and puts on Billie Holiday records, periodically screaming, "you tell `em girlfriend!"

#3.
Tuck Andress

He is:

A jazz musician and the Tuck half in the duo Tuck and Patti.

Looks Like:

The owner of a transgender consignment store in New Hope, Pa.

#2.
Russell Hitchcock

He is:

A singer in Air Supply (go on YouTube, put in their name, listen, try not to kill yourself).

Looks Like:

A psychic in western Massachusetts who only gives negative readings since her life partner left one night, leaving behind only a smelly, cat-pee stained hunting jacket that she can't bring herself to throw away.

#1.
Doug Stone

He is:

Multi-chinned country singer.

Looks Like:

A waitress at Cracker Barrel who takes up two spaces with her Ford 150 and scares the shit of all the managers.

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