White Ninja Is Very Flexible
In case you're not familiar with White Ninja, they've been named one of the funniest comics on the web by the foremost authority on the subject.
Check out White Ninjas from Saturdays past wherein White Ninja Tried to Pee His Pants and White Ninja Got Rabies or Saturday's even before that whence White Ninja Played it Safe and White Ninja Saved a Life. And who can forget when we found out that White Ninja's Odor is a Problem and what was learned when White Ninja Spent the Weekend at the Lake. Or head to the official site for enough White Ninja Comics to keep you not doing shit all day.
He looks more like a dildo than a ninja so he is probably good at sex
Reply@ PeakJ -
ReplyNo.
white ninja is great but the ones posted on cracked are hideous and unfunny. it's like another person writes them and is making them bad on purpose
ReplyWay! The only reason to come to Cracked is back.
ReplyWhite Ninja is hilarious. Its humor just happens to go over many peoples' heads.
ReplyTheir loss. They should be taller.
@texasmame: that owl crap is at least a little amusing. This is ridiculous. Seriously can we not see another one like this?
ReplyNice, I'm glad white ninja is back. this proves me right when a few weeks ago i said "it'll be funny in the comments if they posted another white ninja when all the haters think its over", cause its funny they did that, and i'm so rarely right about anything.
ReplyListen, Cracked editors. Post xkcd. EVERYBODY WILL BE HAPPY.
ReplyEven the ones on the White Ninja website aren't funny.
ReplyBetter than that Owl crap they were pawning. Still, it's lacking.
Replycaveat:
ReplyWhite ninja is an experiment. It's purposely unfunny just to generate the most insanely hilarous comments ever. WN is just a prototype.
ah White Ninja you are too funny! If you don't like it then don't waste precious internet paper writting your lame comments! I don't know if you know but trees have feelings too.
ReplyWhite Ninja is just the poorest drawn, least funny thing to be on cracked. It's sort of like if O'brien lost all of his drawing abilities and what little writing talent he hasn't lost in to Satan
Replylove white ninja. a 4th comic every week is gold. keep it up guys, the people commenting below me have no taste at all.
ReplyHonestly, from the very beginning, it's like they've gone out of their way to only give Cracked their least funny ideas. At least one in five WN comics on the actual site are extremely funny.
ReplyIs "contortion" supposed to be spelled wrong?
Replyi like white ninja. well not the comic but the comments are hilarious.
Reply@ Betman: Hell yeah this is better than Daisy Owl. White Ninja at least doesn't get all pretentious. When White Ninja isn't funny, it's just "meh." When Daisy Owl isn't funny (almost always, though knife boots was pretty funny), it just pisses me off.
Reply@veaudaux: I couldn't agree with you more. Cracked is definitely a pearl. The few spots that are open on this site for new material each day are far too precious to waste on a strip who's incompetance is it's own joke. Let the swine go back to their own website.
ReplyJazz: WN isn't really a static character, because there's no plot. In some strips he goes to school, in other strips he's married with kids (with a different wife and kids every time). It's one of the things that really lends to the surrealist humor.
ReplyOh, and White Ninja isn't officially "back" - this is a 4-week trial run, because the creators of WN don't actually seem to like doing strips for Cracked. Something about pearls and swine. I wasn't paying attention.