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White Ninja Is Very Flexible

By Kent Earle, Scott Bevan December 28, 2008 29,863 views
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In case you're not familiar with White Ninja, they've been named one of the funniest comics on the web by the foremost authority on the subject.


Check out White Ninjas from Saturdays past wherein White Ninja Tried to Pee His Pants and White Ninja Got Rabies or Saturday's even before that whence White Ninja Played it Safe and White Ninja Saved a Life. And who can forget when we found out that White Ninja's Odor is a Problem and what was learned when White Ninja Spent the Weekend at the Lake. Or head to the official site for enough White Ninja Comics to keep you not doing shit all day.



@ PeakJ -




No.

1/30/2009 10:03:55 PM
Umup0

white ninja is great but the ones posted on cracked are hideous and unfunny. it's like another person writes them and is making them bad on purpose

1/1/2009 11:23:26 PM
uedrick

Jeesh...so people devalidate my comment because they think I named a comic strip incorrectly?

Guess what...it is called Family Circus AND Family Circle.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Family_Circus

Circle was the original name. Until the magazine by the same name got pissy.

But whatever, I still stand...that lousy comic is better than White Ninja. Hell, I'd even read 100 "Love is..." or "Ziggy" comics over one white ninja.

1/1/2009 2:31:34 PM
Hoboriffic

Way! The only reason to come to Cracked is back.

1/1/2009 2:25:35 PM
Spuderik

anyone who thinks white ninja sucks has a horrible sense of humor and probably thinks disaster movie was hilarious

p.s.

http://www.whiteninjacomics.com/comics/drives.shtml

1/1/2009 10:20:00 AM
slothymfer

White Ninja is hilarious. Its humor just happens to go over many peoples' heads.
Their loss. They should be taller.

12/31/2008 7:09:03 AM
sessyda

@texasmame: that owl crap is at least a little amusing. This is ridiculous. Seriously can we not see another one like this?

12/30/2008 8:06:26 PM
tshp

Nice, I'm glad white ninja is back. this proves me right when a few weeks ago i said "it'll be funny in the comments if they posted another white ninja when all the haters think its over", cause its funny they did that, and i'm so rarely right about anything.

12/30/2008 2:31:16 PM
Leperkhan

Listen, Cracked editors. Post xkcd. EVERYBODY WILL BE HAPPY.

12/30/2008 9:27:03 AM
PeakJ

Even the ones on the White Ninja website aren't funny.

12/30/2008 8:04:34 AM
malachi

This is what they need: http://thepeoplescube.com/red/viewforum.php?f=33&sid=e776d58f5ea2d2cf90c00d1eb46d64f8

12/30/2008 6:44:39 AM
texasmame

Better than that Owl crap they were pawning. Still, it's lacking.

12/30/2008 6:44:09 AM
texasmame

caveat:
White ninja is an experiment. It's purposely unfunny just to generate the most insanely hilarous comments ever. WN is just a prototype.

12/29/2008 10:12:19 PM
mysassyelf

ah White Ninja you are too funny! If you don't like it then don't waste precious internet paper writting your lame comments! I don't know if you know but trees have feelings too.

12/29/2008 9:41:35 PM
Bobbys

White Ninja is just the poorest drawn, least funny thing to be on cracked. It's sort of like if O'brien lost all of his drawing abilities and what little writing talent he hasn't lost in to Satan

12/29/2008 8:23:12 PM
Obtusetriangle

love white ninja. a 4th comic every week is gold. keep it up guys, the people commenting below me have no taste at all.

12/29/2008 8:11:53 PM
JasonF

Honestly, from the very beginning, it's like they've gone out of their way to only give Cracked their least funny ideas. At least one in five WN comics on the actual site are extremely funny.

12/29/2008 7:25:23 PM
scythemantis

Is "contortion" supposed to be spelled wrong?

12/29/2008 6:20:05 PM
Oughttobenought

i like white ninja. well not the comic but the comments are hilarious.

12/29/2008 2:41:52 PM
johnangel13

@ Betman: Hell yeah this is better than Daisy Owl. White Ninja at least doesn't get all pretentious. When White Ninja isn't funny, it's just "meh." When Daisy Owl isn't funny (almost always, though knife boots was pretty funny), it just pisses me off.

12/29/2008 11:08:24 AM
jogiff
Cracked stuff on