Through 70 years of publication, Batman has braved many adventures that push the limits of the imagination.
These are the stupid ones.
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This is what happens when Batman is written by Liberace.
Also, Robin can call it red all he wants, but according to our Crayola box set, Batman's costume is actually pretty-princess-pink.
"And that concludes our presentation of the Batcave. Any questions? Yes, you the kid in the back."
"So your bat-cave is right under Bruce Wayne's house?"
"You betcha!""And the only entrance is through a staircase connected to Bruce Wayne's house, right?"
"So...so you are Bruce Wayne, then?"
"Ah- Oh. Well, that's an interesting question with a pretty --HOLY SHIT SMOKE BOMB! " ::Batman throws smoke bomb and runs off::