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The 20 Most Ridiculous Batman Comics Ever Released

Through 70 years of publication, Batman has braved many adventures that push the limits of the imagination.

These are the stupid ones.

#20.
Detective Comics: 241

This is what happens when Batman is written by Liberace.

Also, Robin can call it red all he wants, but according to our Crayola box set, Batman's costume is actually pretty-princess-pink.

#19.
Batman: 48

"And that concludes our presentation of the Batcave. Any questions? Yes, you the kid in the back."

"So your bat-cave is right under Bruce Wayne's house?"

"You betcha!"

"And the only entrance is through a staircase connected to Bruce Wayne's house, right?"

"Right again!"

"So...so you are Bruce Wayne, then?"

"Ah- Oh. Well, that's an interesting question with a pretty --HOLY SHIT SMOKE BOMB! " ::Batman throws smoke bomb and runs off::

#18.
Detective Comics: 339

"Gee, Batman, why'd you pick up the Gorilla Bomb in the first place?"

"Gee, Robin, how about you stop shitting yourself and get over here and help me?"

#17.
Detective Comics: 119

"And this is what I'm going to do to goddamn stupid Batman and Robin! I am going to throw this snowball with a rock in it right into their stupid faces! And then I'm going to kick them in their tiny dicks while they are on the ground going all 'Oooh! Please don't kill us Mister Criminal!'"

"Pete... Pete! For fuck's sake, shut up!"

"In a second, I'm telling Snow-Batman here what I'm about to do to his dead mother's corpse."

#16.
Batman: 133

Batman, Bat-Mite, Bat-Hound and Batwoman? This is so Bat-retarded we want our Bat-money back!

#15.
Batman: 122

Because everything is about you, Robin.

#14.
Batman: 191

Yes, Batman is going to take off his clothes for money... like your mom.

#13.
Batman: 29

The Batmobile went through some weird design stages.

#12.
Batman: 196

Part 1 of the great 'Robin, stop asking stupid questions and look behind you' saga.

#11.
Batman: 209

Part 2: Electric Boogaloo.

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