11 Tasteless Holiday Decorations

Ingepa's right guys, science has proven everything. There is nothing that science hasn't proven.

1/24/2009 10:00:57 AM

bearbaiter

pretty good all around

lol,Christma Sutra

12/10/2008 7:53:09 PM

Ice9

sephirothpk
"Science has it's holes and paradoxs too."

Hahahaha

12/9/2008 1:53:17 AM

ingepa

I don't mind people having different beleifs. It acually maks things interesting. I have many friends who beleive in different things, including aetheists. What I don't like is when people start attacking other beleifs as if they have more validity. Science has it's holes and paradoxs too.

12/6/2008 11:45:52 PM

sephirothpk

lol ewww

12/6/2008 4:10:45 PM

bunni

I would so buy this advent calendar!

12/6/2008 5:46:31 AM

Thingy

As always, #1 isn't good (#8 rules)!

12/6/2008 4:41:26 AM

gdinelli

Did you ever posted your profile on a celebrity and millionaire dating site called****** W e a l t h y s o u l M a t e .C O M ********** I saw your profile there few weeks
ago. &&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&

12/5/2008 11:27:11 PM

alicehuang001

Haha, those were pretty good!

And to the people fighting over religion- I'm Pagan, I really don't care who or what your worship, but drop it. If you guys wanna fight, they have the private message thing on the profiles.

12/5/2008 11:11:13 PM

trance.stimuli

#4 was the best for topical reasons although closely followed by #11. To all the Christian hating peeps out there - I bet you didn't turn down your Christmas bonus this year! Let the baby have it's bottle already...

12/5/2008 10:33:31 PM

echocharlie

"dick jokes mmmm"?....serously punkywaffles?

12/5/2008 5:57:40 PM

nubetube207

I geuss it wouldnt be the internet if christmas is mentioned without some dumbass trying to disprove christianity. and im not a christian so f**k you before you start your next comment!

12/5/2008 5:56:13 PM

nubetube207

"You're just mad because you're going to go to hell when you die."

"...ok I guess 2 can play at that game. You're just mad because YOU WORSHIP THE WORLD's MOST FAMOUS ILLEGITAMATE CHILD!"

"Marry's pregnancy was completely legit!"

"Did you're mom use the same excuse for how she got pregnant with you? Maybe something like "God beamed a ray of light into my vagina, or something like that"?

".....it was a rainbow"

Haha just repeating a stupid conversation I heard the other day. Im an athiest too so I support the side that disagrees with them pesky Christians.

12/5/2008 5:37:40 PM

Slightly_sane

hahaha took me a minute to see the funny in the rudolph one..! mmm dick jokes!

12/5/2008 4:20:55 PM

punkywaffle

darkhorse08817,

while it's true that there is no documentary proof that Jesus existed, there's little documentary evidence about the existence of the majority of the human race throughout history. That doesn't mean they didn't exist, simply that there is no proof they did.

There is, however, plenty of indirect evidence of the existence of Jesus, most notably being the establishment of a cult following his teachings, which were recorded within living memory of his death.

12/5/2008 3:04:49 PM

cabdude

I really think #11 should have won.

12/5/2008 1:55:00 PM

SpawnOfAzazel

Dalarsco - wrong about atheism. It doesn't make an assumption in the logical sense of the word, except require objective proof of the implausible proposition that God exists. In the absence of such proof, it goes ahead w/ logical assumption of non-existence.

There is no dogma to atheism, just the simple, cold, rational, logic that extraordinary claims require extraordinary proof.

Folk saying there's a dogma to atheism are just doing the tu quo quo ("you did it too") logical fallacy - and f*****g it up even worse by lying/creating the quo quo out of scratch. Basically, they've already conceded that their premise is batshit insane and, so instead of trying to defend the indefensible they make up some s**t about "the other side's just as dingbat loco like me" :D

12/5/2008 1:08:15 PM

darkhorse08817

There actually is no record that Jesus existed. It's possible that he did, and that he was executed by the Romans - they were crucifying troublesome subjects, particularly Jews, by the woodlot back in those days. So there's nothing implausible that some Jewish guy called Jeshua tried to get all reformist, ticked off the Jewish temple leadership, who then turned to the Romans and pointed him out as a troublemaker - and the Romans would've dealt w/ him as routinely (and brutally) as they dealt w/ all troublesome conquered subjects.

That's possible - but there is no particular record that it actually did happen to the particular Jeshua we're talking about, or even that an actual man w/ that name ever existed - the book celebrating his life and teachings wasn't compiled until a long time after his death.

Far as the Arab/Persian angle, that's just asinine and implausible conjecture in the context of that period's history - or even in the context of the story, period. If the kid's purportedly royal lineage was important enough to have magi schlepping all the way from Persia to attend his birth with expensive gifts, then they could've easily afforded to not just rent his in-labor mother a nice room, but gone ahead and bought the whole inn :D

12/5/2008 12:55:40 PM

darkhorse08817

Man there needs to be an edit button. I thought #1 was hilarious until I saw the penis. It wasn't even close to the best dick joke, but as a drug sharing joke it was great.

12/5/2008 12:53:26 PM

Dalarsco

Oh, and atheism is no less a religion than Christiany, Islam, or Judaism. It requires an assumption one way or the other, and comes with it's own dogma. Only agnosticism is actually an absence of religion, and agnostics rarely take part in such debates because they don't give a damn.

12/5/2008 12:48:05 PM

Dalarsco