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20 Bond Devices That Didn't Make the Cut
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Bond always has some pretty awesome toys, but they only show us the ones that end up coming in handy later in the mission. There's got to be hundreds of gadgets that we never got to see because they were either too useless or just plain embarrassing to use in public. We asked you to use photoshop to show us what these forgotten gadgets might look like. The winner is below, but first, the runners up. #20.
#19.
#18. #17.
#16.
#15. #14. #13.
#12.
#11.
#10.
#9.
#8.
#7.
#6.
#5. #4.
#3.
#2.
And the winner is...
Congrats, Spaztick. You win money. Want in on this? You'll have another chance. Your theme is: Creative Ways to Deliver Bad News. You don't need any further explanation on that, do you? Let your imagination run wild. With Thanksgiving coming up, you might even be able to use some of them. The best Photoshop will get $50. If you'd like to see the entries from this week that didn't make it, see them here. Or check out The Worst Possible Ideas for a Porno. And for pictures too strange to make up, but not too strange to make fun of, check out The Daily Craption Contest. Got an idea for a future Cracked photoshop contest? Let us know. |
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#3 LOLs totaly
Watching SNL. Bond spoof. Girl with hilarious name of: p***y Galore. Right after, I saw this and s**t myself. I will now change my pants and leave you with "Funny"
Ha ha, Butt-Rocket on #9 FTW. And the look on his face is so happy; how can you not smile too?! Smile on Butt Rocket Bond, Smile on
I think #9 and #8 were funniest! MOUSTACHE GRENADE!
ASS JET!
So THAT's where ShamWow comes from. I always loved those damned towels. How can you go to a car show and NOT buy one?
Still, they need better captions for the old guy. Old pam anderson's got some funny lolcaptions:
http://www.icanhassex.com/content/pamela_anderson_milf
Yes, I'm drunk.
Can someone please give me the nlink to where I can see the winning entries in the James Bond Photoshop Contest? Thank you...
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Uhm, hasn't #11 been done in The World is not Enough? If I remember correctly, Bond used Xray glasses to spot which guards had guns and spy some boobage as well.
#6 did it for me.
#6 did it for me.
Okay, we had bond with swimmies and an inflatable tugboat around his waist....where the s**t is that? I feel as though I'm a young girl on her prom night who was just taken advantage of...
Gotta say, love the 'Airplane!' reference in #3.
Gotta go with #4 on this because of the Scrubs/Mae West reference and maybe #2.
loved #12
Nice little Scrubs reference in No. 4.
Hey, now this is a Photoshop contest. You picked some good ones this time, Cracked. Except for maybe #9, that one's pretty retarded.
ooh! ooh! 69th comment! wooohoooo
I loved number 8 just because moon shoes would obviously be infinitely better if they left a trail of explosions in their wake. however, Number 8 was probably the best combination of good idea and great execution. Also it was nice to see Tim Dalton make on list of anything having to do with James Bond. The first one wasn't bad but it was far from my favorite
I laughed out loud to half of them. While I don't dislike #1, almost all of them deserved tow in.
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i don't get #8 or 6. is it like numchucks with guns?