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20 Bond Devices That Didn't Make the Cut

By CRACKED Readers November 20, 2008 173,874 views
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Bond always has some pretty awesome toys, but they only show us the ones that end up coming in handy later in the mission. There's got to be hundreds of gadgets that we never got to see because they were either too useless or just plain embarrassing to use in public.

We asked you to use photoshop to show us what these forgotten gadgets might look like. The winner is below, but first, the runners up.

#20.


by codespyder


#19.


by baredevil


#18.


by The Edge Will Cut You


#17.


by Sanchez


#16.


by DCD


#15.


by mcsuperawesome


#14.


by Justintoxicated


#13.


by lukec


#12.


by FenrawrX


#11.


by JuniorWences


#10.


by mwg


#9.


by Senor_Taco


#8.


by jerewhit


#7.


by Hochstapler


#6.


by Corpsy


#5.


by The Edge Will Cut You


#4.


by Oryhara


#3.


by Spatula


#2.


by day_of_days


And the winner is...


by Spaztick



Congrats, Spaztick. You win money.


Want in on this?

You'll have another chance. Your theme is:

Creative Ways to Deliver Bad News.

You don't need any further explanation on that, do you? Let your imagination run wild. With Thanksgiving coming up, you might even be able to use some of them. The best Photoshop will get $50.

If you'd like to see the entries from this week that didn't make it, see them here. Or check out The Worst Possible Ideas for a Porno. And for pictures too strange to make up, but not too strange to make fun of, check out The Daily Craption Contest.

Got an idea for a future Cracked photoshop contest? Let us know.



Corpsy's Gunchucks (#6) should have won...

5/14/2009 6:06:08 PM
DHeadshot

#11 already exists in The World is not Enough

5/8/2009 9:14:33 AM
Jayemmbee

yay for Otto the Autopilot!
and poor Jack Lemmon.

2/19/2009 6:22:07 PM
bibliophilica

i don't get #8 or 6. is it like numchucks with guns?

11/26/2008 11:01:58 AM
sallysmanager

#3 LOLs totaly

11/25/2008 6:50:14 PM
hellblade

Watching SNL. Bond spoof. Girl with hilarious name of: p***y Galore. Right after, I saw this and s**t myself. I will now change my pants and leave you with "Funny"

11/22/2008 9:02:37 PM
toastking

Ha ha, Butt-Rocket on #9 FTW. And the look on his face is so happy; how can you not smile too?! Smile on Butt Rocket Bond, Smile on

11/22/2008 7:53:08 AM
agentsarahjane

I think #9 and #8 were funniest! MOUSTACHE GRENADE!
ASS JET!

11/22/2008 12:04:06 AM
TechnoDude

So THAT's where ShamWow comes from. I always loved those damned towels. How can you go to a car show and NOT buy one?

Still, they need better captions for the old guy. Old pam anderson's got some funny lolcaptions:
http://www.icanhassex.com/content/pamela_anderson_milf

Yes, I'm drunk.

11/21/2008 2:51:21 PM
biglover

Can someone please give me the nlink to where I can see the winning entries in the James Bond Photoshop Contest? Thank you...

11/21/2008 11:49:12 AM
daniel-gimj

Is it wrong for a man/woman to have a sugar baby ?? It is an absolutely extramarital relationship, but more and more services come out on Internet focusing on this kind of relationship, such as ^^^^^^ M E E T RI C H. C OM^^^^^^ It's a place that all Men can find real S E X Y women online with photos,... who enjoying chatting sports an d stars..

11/21/2008 8:16:20 AM
poerwer

Uhm, hasn't #11 been done in The World is not Enough? If I remember correctly, Bond used Xray glasses to spot which guards had guns and spy some boobage as well.

11/21/2008 8:13:19 AM
Bobby Bobby

#6 did it for me.

11/21/2008 7:22:04 AM
Obefiend

#6 did it for me.

11/21/2008 7:22:03 AM
Obefiend

Okay, we had bond with swimmies and an inflatable tugboat around his waist....where the s**t is that? I feel as though I'm a young girl on her prom night who was just taken advantage of...

11/21/2008 7:01:43 AM
jbluemast

Gotta say, love the 'Airplane!' reference in #3.

11/21/2008 4:49:09 AM
Tiamatty

Gotta go with #4 on this because of the Scrubs/Mae West reference and maybe #2.

11/21/2008 1:07:51 AM
Jazzy

loved #12

11/21/2008 12:36:36 AM
Kills4Dethklok

Nice little Scrubs reference in No. 4.

11/21/2008 12:11:33 AM
Joker666

Hey, now this is a Photoshop contest. You picked some good ones this time, Cracked. Except for maybe #9, that one's pretty retarded.

11/20/2008 10:55:26 PM
SickBoy