White Ninja Tries to Pee His Pants
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Check out White Ninjas from Saturdays past wherein White Ninja Did Get Rabies and White Ninja Played it Safe and White Ninja Saved a Life or Saturday's even before that whence we found out that White Ninja's Odor is a Problem and what he learned when White Ninja Spent the Weekend at the Lake. Or head to the official site for enough White Ninja Comics to keep you not doing shit all day.
Hahaha I've tried that and i couldn't pee my pants!
Reply*clears throat*
ReplyI declare everyone on this page a douche.
Thank you.
So... that includes you?
YAY! We're all French word for Shower!!
OH NO! SOMETHING I DON'T FIND FUNNY IS ON THE INTERNET! REMOVE IT IMMEDIATELY!
ReplySeriously, guys, get that dick out of your ass and find a sense of humor.
Ha ha ha! Keep commenting, suckers. The more you come back to post, the longer Cracked will keep the only thing worth visiting this site for.
ReplyYou know what's funny? THE INCREDIBLE AMOUNT OF STUPIDITY HERE. Honestly, all I see here are a bunch of idiots who can't seem to resist clicking on the White Ninja Comic link, and complaining about! You want if off so bad? WELL SUCK IT UP. Cracked is actually making money off of your complaints, every time you click here to complain, the ads get a view, and they get money. You might as well shut your traps.
ReplyGood! Then they can use the money to get funnier comics, win-win.
But we will never quit reading it. Like those cheap hookers Bill Gates continues to pick up even though he can afford the ones without some horrible disease. We need our fill of cheap internet whore and White Ninja is that whore.
Reply"In case you're not familiar with White Ninja, they've been named one of the funniest comics..."
ReplyChocolate Rain
Fred
9/11 conspiracy theories
Numa Numa ad nauseum
Kimbo Slice
I wouldn't put all my trust in what the internet finds interesting...
"In case you're not familiar with White Ninja, they've been named one of the funniest comics..." it might be true, but it's supposed to be "funny". At this, it fails miserably...
ReplyThis one I like. BECAUSE IT'S SO TRUE.
ReplyIf you're curious as to why Cracked keeps posting these, it's because you keep coming to bash it. We don't pay for Cracked subscriptions, which means they make their money off ad revenue. The more people that come to this page to complain, the more ad views Cracked gets, and the more money they make. As long as you come here to complain, Cracked will continue to make money of White Ninja, and will continue to post it. If you REALLY hate WN, and REALLY want it to go away - stop reading it.
ReplyI like to defend the articles, but this honestly blows.
ReplyIf there was ever a complete opposite to LOL, the precise antonym to the phrase - I would use it to describe this comic.
ReplyNLA Never Laugh Again
Who is the White Ninja and where is his caltrops and shit? I want heads getting lopped off like a sick Japanese Anime God Damnit!
ReplyStop hating, haters. white ninja is the shit.
Replythis blows like a $2 whore
ReplyThe people who hate this comic are the ones who keep it going. The traffic they generate make it look popular to the Cracked editors.
ReplyCracked's writers probably sit on their laptops/in their Ferraris and laugh for hours about how pissy everyone gets in the comment section here. Haha. The comments are my favorite part.
ReplyWN is just Cracked staff's way of trolling the troll. That said: this still sucks.
ReplyDo people really think that they're proving anything by posting hate on the White Ninja comics?
ReplyAlso, most of the hate comments fail so spectacularly at being clever that they piss me off. If you aren't particularly witty, then there's no reason to pretend to be.
Usually I don't like this comic, but this one made me laugh. It's actually true, in a retarded way. You can't let yourself pee your pants.
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