The Worst Day Ever (As Seen Through An Email Inbox)
Every Saturday we have our favorite writers fill in for us. Occasionally that's sort of an ass-kissy way to introduce some guy we've never heard of, but today we totally mean it. Mike Sacks has written for Esquire, GQ, The New Yorker, Time, Vanity Fair and other magazines. He works at Vanity Fair and used to write Radar Magazine's top 100 lists with Todd Levin, Jason Roeder and Ted Travelstead. Today Mike and company offer up an inbox full of subject lines so horrendous they might put you off this electronic-mail thing forever.
Check out more from Mike at mikesacks.com
... from Todd at toddlevin.com
... from Jason at jasonroeder.com
... and from Ted on his YouTube page.
well.... finding out he has Aids is sort of revenge one his wife and Marc. I guess....
ReplyTo: Red Cross
ReplySubject: Re: You can become a blood donor the easy w...
Cool story bro. I'd love to do it the easy way, but I can't do it *either* way. Rare medical condition. Would die from giving blood. Doctor's written confirmation, see attachment.
(Up) yours,
[NAME REDACTED]
1 attachment(s): DoctorsNote.notavirus.rar.pdf
I want MY credit reports to be NSFW.
ReplySexuallyActiveSexta X_x
ReplyLol i just saw realized that.
I hope this isnt too forward, but i got your email address using my binoculars. BWAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAHAHAHA
ReplyGuess who's maximum security prison just got Internet access! XD
ReplyLook on the bright side Sarah now has the Herps too :)
Replyand perhaps she is hosting the Indian food/sex toy party & since they're divorcing he wouldn't be expected to show up
his performance issues could have prevented transmission.
Ohh la la.
ReplyThat Indian Food/Sex Toy party sounds fun.
I actually completely agree.
This is 'meh' at best. Didn't even crack a smile.
ReplyMADNESS!
lonelytaxidermist69? Psycho reference? I guess...
ReplyWe don't have gangsters in Croatia, and even if we do, they would be too dumb to send an e-mail, let alone using a hi-tech equipment for stealing a PIN number:)
ReplyI LOL'ed.
Rapefest!!!
Replylol almost as awesome as decorating your thanksgiving turkey with plastic spiders: http://tinyurl.com/6gwzwj
ReplyROFLSTOMPED
ReplyAnd now someone has access to my email. This is the worst day ever.
ReplyI see what you did there :)
What a dumbass he uses turbotax? Why didn't he get a fucking CPA for all of his tax writeoffs?
ReplyI laughed until I spontaniously combusted.
Replyhaha that was too funny
Replyand sad for the person receiving it
Hahah that would suck so hard.
Reply"Your Latest Credit Report (NSFW)"
ReplyNow that's scary.