If Every (Famous) Person Got What They Deserved

We've all watched some dumbass talking on our TV and secretly wished that, say, a huge bag of shit would fall on their head. So what ironic punishment (or reward) would public figures get if the world was a fair place?

We asked you to fire up photo shop and show us. The winner is below. But first the runners up:

#15.

by McBeefy

#14.

by Justintoxicated

#13.

by Spatula

#12.

by JBaker

#11.

by Dr.Macaroni

#10.

by leighanne

#9.

by Sanchez

#8.

by McBeefy

#7.

by PigmyShrew

#6.

by The

#5.

by lordlim

#4.

by John Cheese

#3.

by GalvaTRION

#2.

by DarthDepressis

And the winner is...

by Senor_Taco

Congrats, Senor_Taco. You win money.

Want in on this?

You'll have another chance. Your theme is:

James Bond Gadgets That Aren't In the Movies.

Pretty straightforward; these are the Bond gadgets that were too retarded or indulgent or [insert your own adjective here] to make it into the Bond movies. We don't just want a bunch of useless stuff, maybe they fulfilled a need Bond doesn't want you to know he has. Use your imagination, fire up Photoshop and show them to us, the best one will get $50.

If you'd like to see the entries from this week that didn't make it, see them here. Or check out The Worst Possible Ideas for a Porno. And for pictures too strange to make up, but not too strange to make fun of, check out The Daily Craption Contest.

Got an idea for a future Cracked photoshop contest? Let us know.

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200 Comments

Spambusterdonut

3 is by far the best

Posted on 12/28/2008 9:42:35 AM

themehilman

HELL YES!! Bruce Campbell for President!

Posted on 11/21/2008 3:48:59 PM

givemeguys

http://www.tokillfor.com/view_video.php?viewkey=03ef61cad8f151c515fc&page=1&viewtype=&category=mr

Posted on 11/19/2008 8:19:54 PM

crash665

All Hail Bruce!

Posted on 11/19/2008 6:42:06 PM

AvaRose

There are no such things as dead bodies. Only zombies too afraid of Bruce Campbell to get up.

Posted on 11/19/2008 12:41:01 PM

Arnor

I idn't recognize nr 2 but other then that they were better than usual. Nr 10 and 3 were great but nr 5 is probably my new favorite picture of all time.

Posted on 11/19/2008 3:14:42 AM

dalekiloveyou

Australia's newest political party - The Sex Party! Seriously... launches this week...

http://www.tokillfor.com/view_video.php?viewkey=7340334755089f89bdfe&page=3&viewtype=&category=mr

Posted on 11/18/2008 4:41:35 PM

kvinnan86

Yeah, labels would be nice. The jumbo-Paris is great, though. I can see her being the next Anna Nicole Smith.

Posted on 11/18/2008 12:14:03 PM

Hei

man, i didn't get any of these. except for the Bruce Cambell one- hes the motherfuckin man.

Posted on 11/17/2008 10:28:15 PM

nublet

Mcbeefy....
stickin it to the man

Posted on 11/17/2008 4:27:47 PM

new Britney Song - 'If You Seek Amy' - Amy? who? Winehouse?

http://www.tokillfor.com/view_video.php?viewkey=4c1ca322b725274f04d3&page=1&viewtype=&category=mr

Posted on 11/17/2008 4:17:44 PM

Scary_dream

YES!!! CAMPBELL '12!!!

Also...

*cheers McBeefy on*

Posted on 11/17/2008 3:48:52 PM

GoodbyeHorses

McBeefy...Im sold. f****n a man

Posted on 11/17/2008 3:39:03 AM

funny4$

Well Said McBeefy.

Posted on 11/17/2008 12:12:15 AM

McBeefy

It's just a photoshop contest you whiny miserable faggot. No one gives a s**t about your in depth look into the dark side of abraham lincoln.

Posted on 11/16/2008 7:56:17 PM

brain.tea

Alright, I'm USED to the winning entries absolutely blowing chunks, but this #1 is grade A proof of why Cracked history articles aren't worth the pixels they're, er, printed on...
Seriously, it's funny and cute, but Abraham Lincoln was a politician, not a wonderful anti-slavery president. Lincoln waged war without asking for Congressional approval (who else loves that move, huh?), jailed his opponents without explicit cause, and freed the slaves so that the Confederate soldiers would undergo such a great reduction in ranks as to lose the war to a loss of manpower. He willingly waged a war in which he knew that blacks would do the fighting on both sides, as blacks were bribed by rich white Northerners who dodged the draft by sending replacements. And Lincoln didn't think the end of slavery was imperative THEN and THERE. Lincoln wanted to put it off until 1900- when things had, uh, progressed. Lincoln voted for black codes (segregation laws) during his years in Congress. And considering that the south is fifty years behind the rest of the US, and blacks ARE still segregated (look at public schools and rates of black felony convictions), do you really think Lincoln wanted to do the moral thing or save his political ass?

Lincoln's assassination was possibly his saving grace- and without it his actions probably wouldn't have been half as effective as they were, as his death seemed to be the most powerful motivator toward black rights.

Posted on 11/16/2008 5:53:14 PM

STAR TREK trailer leaked! May 2009!! Awesome...

http://www.tokillfor.com/view_video.php?viewkey=2bda3fc88c2abd6eb3e9

Posted on 11/16/2008 4:53:22 PM