If Every (Famous) Person Got What They Deserved
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We've all watched some dumbass talking on our TV and secretly wished that, say, a huge bag of shit would fall on their head. So what ironic punishment (or reward) would public figures get if the world was a fair place? We asked you to fire up photo shop and show us. The winner is below. But first the runners up: #15.
#14. #13.
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#10.
#9.
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#2. And the winner is...
Congrats, Senor_Taco. You win money. Want in on this? You'll have another chance. Your theme is: James Bond Gadgets That Aren't In the Movies. Pretty straightforward; these are the Bond gadgets that were too retarded or indulgent or [insert your own adjective here] to make it into the Bond movies. We don't just want a bunch of useless stuff, maybe they fulfilled a need Bond doesn't want you to know he has. Use your imagination, fire up Photoshop and show them to us, the best one will get $50. If you'd like to see the entries from this week that didn't make it, see them here. Or check out The Worst Possible Ideas for a Porno. And for pictures too strange to make up, but not too strange to make fun of, check out The Daily Craption Contest. Got an idea for a future Cracked photoshop contest? Let us know. |
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Oh my god, someone else loves Bruce Campbell too.
i don't know who half these people are
well it's geek city here isn't it
3 is by far the best
HELL YES!! Bruce Campbell for President!
http://www.tokillfor.com/view_video.php?viewkey=03ef61cad8f151c515fc&page=1&viewtype=&category=mr
All Hail Bruce!
There are no such things as dead bodies. Only zombies too afraid of Bruce Campbell to get up.
I idn't recognize nr 2 but other then that they were better than usual. Nr 10 and 3 were great but nr 5 is probably my new favorite picture of all time.
Australia's newest political party - The Sex Party! Seriously... launches this week...
http://www.tokillfor.com/view_video.php?viewkey=7340334755089f89bdfe&page=3&viewtype=&category=mr
Yeah, labels would be nice. The jumbo-Paris is great, though. I can see her being the next Anna Nicole Smith.
man, i didn't get any of these. except for the Bruce Cambell one- hes the motherfuckin man.
Mcbeefy....
stickin it to the man
new Britney Song - 'If You Seek Amy' - Amy? who? Winehouse?
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YES!!! CAMPBELL '12!!!
Also...
*cheers McBeefy on*
McBeefy...Im sold. f****n a man
Well Said McBeefy.
It's just a photoshop contest you whiny miserable faggot. No one gives a s**t about your in depth look into the dark side of abraham lincoln.
Alright, I'm USED to the winning entries absolutely blowing chunks, but this #1 is grade A proof of why Cracked history articles aren't worth the pixels they're, er, printed on...
Seriously, it's funny and cute, but Abraham Lincoln was a politician, not a wonderful anti-slavery president. Lincoln waged war without asking for Congressional approval (who else loves that move, huh?), jailed his opponents without explicit cause, and freed the slaves so that the Confederate soldiers would undergo such a great reduction in ranks as to lose the war to a loss of manpower. He willingly waged a war in which he knew that blacks would do the fighting on both sides, as blacks were bribed by rich white Northerners who dodged the draft by sending replacements. And Lincoln didn't think the end of slavery was imperative THEN and THERE. Lincoln wanted to put it off until 1900- when things had, uh, progressed. Lincoln voted for black codes (segregation laws) during his years in Congress. And considering that the south is fifty years behind the rest of the US, and blacks ARE still segregated (look at public schools and rates of black felony convictions), do you really think Lincoln wanted to do the moral thing or save his political ass?
Lincoln's assassination was possibly his saving grace- and without it his actions probably wouldn't have been half as effective as they were, as his death seemed to be the most powerful motivator toward black rights.
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Bruce Campbell FTW!