Is The Happening actually happening? [FoxNews.]
Thanks to Snake Face in the Mirth Canal.
FoxNews Splits from the US [The Deadbeat]
Sara Ballint Loves That Wallpaper [GorillaMask]
Because Cracked can't always be around to horrify you, here's some skin growths to look at. [Ask Men]
Learning to Play Guitar to Get You Laid: Volume 1. [College Humor]
A Cool Vampire: [Liquid Generation]
Billy Mays orders McDonald's. [College Humor]
Thanks to sr3116 in the Mirth Canal.
Bad drawings of celebrities. [Holy Taco]
Eels! Eels! Eels! [Adult Swim]
99 Photos of Fail. [Manofest]
Hot beard growing action. [I Am Bored]
Promotions that are bad for your health. [Asylum]
The Wolf and The Pig. [Fark]
Veronika Zemanova! [Coed Magazine]
And finally, Your Insane Wikipedia Page of the Day: More than you ever need to know about Shredder's bumbling henchmen
Dirty Bird Special: Daily Show Explores STDs & Senior Sex [HuffPo Comedy]
Spike Jonze will adapt anything [YouTube]
You don't have to be crazy to own a costume shop, but.... oh wait, YES, YES you do [Fark]
Gentlemen and gentlemen: Natalie Noelle! [GorillaMask]
Fish make a lot of enemies. [Ask Men]
Batman can't get no respect. [College Humor]
What if your social network profile came to life after you logged out? [Atom.com]
TMZ reports that Snoop Dogg's wife is dead (she's not), uses clever word play "Deady-Dead" in the headline [MediaTakeout]
Goddamn Snarf [Liquid Generation]
PETA v. Aging Hipsters [CNN]
Thanks to Ominous Oat in the Mirth Canal.
God's Top Gun of Deliverance takes our breath away. [Holy Taco]
FoxNews does a timely report on 4Chan. [FoxNews]
Thanks to Schroeder in the Mirth Canal.
25 Celebrities if They Were Bald. [Manofest]
"I'm really taking a lichen to this tree." [I Am Bored]
Stephen Colbert and congressman go through the looking glass. [Asylum]
The dreams of every Star Wars fanboy have been realized. [Gizmodo]
Thanks to Secret Agent in the Mirth Canal.
A gallery of hot girls in bunny costumes. [Coed Magazine]
And finally, Your Insane Wikipedia Page of the Day: Cultural Depictions of Philadephia
Disney stopped trying pretty early on. [CollgeHumor.com]
The Odyssey, as composed in Twitter. [Holy Taco]
The Cracked writers make retarded Xtranormal videos! [TheMirthCanal]
Be sure to check out the the contributions from Nathan Birch and Sanchez.
It's a compendium of America's best political cartoons! And they're all terrible! [TheMirthCanal]
Thanks to Lieutenant.
Kim Kardashian is Photoshopped [Liquid Generation]
Brandi Pierce has that girl next door (to Hugh Heffner's neighbor) thing going for her [GorillaMask.net]
Scenes from a Japanese dick festival. [Asylum]
If you close your eyes Rachael Ray isn’t so bad… [Fark]
Know what’s in your sushi? [Askmen]
Colbert: Secular Stormtroopers Wage War On Easter (VIDEO) [HuffPo Comedy]
The Foot Thong [I-Am-Bored]
Truly fuckable Nerf guns. [Popular Mechanics]
And finally, Your Insane Wikipedia Page of the Day: The List of the 86 Different Pepsi Types is about 84 Entries Too Long.
History is full of firsts. We made that observation f1rst, n00b. [CollegeHumor.com]
While most children shows were conceived on bad acid, this one stars a bald monk on acid interacting with children [Fark]