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Oh Drunk-O-Vision! You say what we're all drinking .... er, thinking. [College Humor]

One man's (insane) quest to recreate the gameplay of Tie Fighter in MS Paint is your entertainment for the afternoon. [LP Archive.]
Thanks to Nktalloth in the Mirth Canal.

Come on down to Cleveland town, everyone! [Huffington Post]

Mindi Smith is like if dreams were made out of boobs. And if those dreams came true. And then someone took pictures. She's attractive, is what we're saying. [Gorillamask]

Find 10 hangover cures that almost work. [Ask Men]

Luigi's finally had enough. [College Humor]

You still have time to put this song in Transformers 2, Michael Bay. Make it happen. [YouTube]

The Top 10 Most Hated Music Genres (of course Rap Rock is on there). [Monitor Down]
Thanks to Yugosakimi in the Mirth Canal.

Taste the Magic! [Adult Swim]

This is a video of women taking their clothes off. [Liquid Generation]

Ghetto Fabulous Prom Photos. [I Am Bored]

Click here to watch Hot Sluts. It's not the kind you;re thinking of, but it is still awesome. [Asylum]

Ever wonder how to tell if a woman has fake boobs? No? Oh. Well, click here anyway. [Coed Magazine]

And finally, your insane Wikipedia page of the day: List of Japanese Cooking Utensils


9 Awesome Graduation Speeches []

This Week In Unnecessary Censorship (VIDEO) [HuffPo Comedy]

Awesome Art Made of Everyday Objects [BentObjects]

Build something ridiculous, become famous, make our advertisers happy []

Expensive Nudes: The 10 Most Valuable Naked Women of All Time [Askmen]

Sex Face or Sports Face [Liquid Generation]

"So to make a little extra money I decided to get into dog fighting. I don't think I'm doing it right." [You Tube]
Thanks to Mortal Wombat.

Robot Chicken Balls Montage [AdultSwim]

Check Your Nuts: Another Amazing Indian Music Video [Uncoached]

Gilette Tells You How to Shave Your Groin []

Morgan Freeman. As Dracula. Taking a bath [Fark]

They still have racially segregated proms in Georgia. []
Thanks to Disco Stu.

Seana Mitchell's name is one letter off from being that of a man. Her boobs are many more letters off from being those of a man... []

10 Famous Men With One Ball [Asylum]

10 Summer Beer Cocktails That Don't Suck [Coed]

Your Insane Wikipedia Page of the Day: Special Atomic Demolition Munition


Accurate Commencement Program []

How weed got to America: Explanation courtesy of Showtime's 'Weeds' [HuffPo Comedy]

The Recession Is Hitting Everyone: 5 Pics [I-Am-Bored]

The Next 10 Celebrities to Get a Porn Offer: Now that we've got Miss California out of the way ... [Askmen]

Ikea Instruction Manual For Hiding Your Girlfriend's Dog You Accidentally Killed [Holy Taco]

10 Classic Comedy Scenes from between 1987-1996 [Liquid Generation]

Maybe you shouldn't smoke there ... [Mirth Canal]
Thanks to Sa9jev.

Family Guy: As okay as your face [AdultSwim]

5 Elevator Pranks [Uncoached]

15 Reasons Men Die Before Women []

Half of you are going to try this next time you get the opportunity, and all of you are going to hurt yourselves [Fark]

The Worst Animations in History [MirthCanal]
Thanks to P-Frank.

Sasha Grey is a sexy teacher by day, and walks around in her underwear a lot by night []

David Wain teaches you how to get the girl [Asylum]

The history of the laser is, not surprisingly, pretty awesome. [Coed]

Your Insane Wikipedia Page of the Day: Quickfire: More proof that old-timey justice was fucking terrifying.


Odd Names for Animal Groupings: Murder of Crows is not even the best band name on the list [Askmen]

Sunny D Boarding And Other Pop Culture Torture Methods [Holy Taco]

Escape from Scientology Land (Flash Game) [Liquid Generation]

The Slumdog Price is Right: Come on down... to India! []

Mock Facebook account for the character of *blank* Shepard from Mass Effect [Penny Arcade Forums]
Thanks to Finlander.

Never Put Your Easily Excitable Son in the Christmas Card Photo (PIC) [I-Am-Bored]

Barack Obama is Cliff Huxtable [HuffPo Comedy]

Cool Artwork Interpreting Shows From Your Childhood [Uncoached]

...And the Corresponding 11 Pieces of Video Game Wall Art []

How to stretch out the question and answer to "Budapest is the capital of what country" into 3 minutes of gargantuan failure [Fark]

An intricate, 3 year long prank on a stranger [UrbanPrankster]
Thanks to Demos182.

Jaclyn Denice is either a bikini model or she has the world's most persistent stalker []

Who would win in a world wide bar fight? [Asylum]

OK, either Megan Fox is a damn genius or something terrible has happened in her brain. [Coed]

Your Insane Wikipedia Page of the Day: Larry Walters had the simultaneously coolest and stupidest idea in the history of flight.


Wolverine in 30 Seconds [Bam! Kapow! .com!]

Matthew Fox And Jimmy Kimmel's Staring Contest Ends With Awkward Shower Scene, Broken Limbs [HuffPo Comedy]

Great Moments in Failed Sobriety Tests [Uncoached]

9 Awkward Movies To Watch on a Date []

If only all slushee commercials were this good [Fark]

Ejaculation Etiquette [Askmen]

Autumn Reeser is that hot chick from that one thing you saw once [Holy Taco]

10 Sexiest Movie Strippers [Liquid Generation]

An authentic karaoke experience without the watered-down martinis or lonely people. []

When you feel like we do about cheeseburgers, this site is basically pornography []
Thanks to Tim.

Holy crappy acting, Batman! Adam West vs Laughing Gas [I-Am-Bored]

Our favorite comic yells at children [AdultSwim]
Thanks to porkchpsandwch.

What's more RAWK! than staring a fire with headbanging? Apparently everything []

Real Archaelogist Digs Up Fact, Fiction of 'Angels & Demons' [Asylum]

And the Star Wars backlash begins ....NOW (Spoilers) [Coed]

Your Insane Wikipedia Page of the Day: Mary's Room: A thought experiment to blow your mind


Talking Heads OK With Torture, Not OK With Wanda Sykes [HuffPo Comedy]

Bill Cosby impressions are like assholes: Everybody’s got a really shitty one and they're far more likely to show them off on the internet. []

“This dance isn’t very safe AT ALL…” [Holy Taco]

Baby Preachers That Scare Us [Uncoached]

FUrL: The other side of classic FMLs []

Fucking with random strangers around the globe via Omegle is more fun than you'd expect [The Mirth Canal]
Thanks to Itrade.

Worst Day Ever: If you ever find yourself in this particular situation, just kiss your ass goodbye. [I-Am-Bored]

The hero we need, but not the hero we SERVED FOOL! [Fark]

WWE's The Rock sings about pie [YouTube]
Thanks to nchammer326 .

Classic Sitcom Themes: Fill in the Blank [Liquid Generation]

8-bit Grand Theft Auto meets Burger Time []

The Top 10 Secret Atheists [Askmen]

Christina Stefanidi probably added that di so she wouldn't have two first names. Also, she is attractive. []

How to get away from it all (including the feds) [Asylum]

Even creepier than these: the guy behind the counter. [Coed]

Your Insane Wikipedia Page of the Day: Traumatic insemination: Human females don't know how good they have it


Conan O'Brien Wants You Computer Nerds to Know, He Understands The Internet [HuffPo Comedy]

That’s Demetri Martin in a nutshell, all right… [Askmen]

The unluckiest game show contestant []

My Little Pony: Live-Action Michael Bay Trailer []
Thanks to Sa9jev.

Biff from Back to the Future performing musical haiku. You read that right, butthead. [I-Am-Bored]

69: always the right answer in any situation. [Fark]

Dinosaur Comics Randomizer []
Thanks to Driscoll .

This Mother's Day be grateful your parents aren't famous. [Liquid Generation]

Know who we need to render verdict on the rights of former Guantanamo detainees? The Ultimate Fucking Warrior. [Holy Taco]

Attention Ron Paul Fans: Have We Got a Vacation For You! [PoeTV]
Thanks to Johnny Roastbeef.

Every single Adult Swim Star Trek moment []

The Many Things Wolverine Is NOT The Best At []

The Free Hugs Prank []

What your sexual fantasies say about you. [Asylum]

Helicopter’s tail falls the fuck off for no good reason. [Coed]

Your Insane Wikipedia Page of the Day: Digit ratio: That middle school rumor about finger length may be backed by science


The most embarrassing pictures of the Hoff, which is saying something considering this is a grown-ass man who calls himself The Hoff. [Coed]

Your daily feel good video - Massive crowd sings 'Hey Jude' in Trafalgar square []

Look At This Fucking Hipster []
Thanks to Doctor Shenanigans.

Awesome Watchmen graffiti makes you feel like you wasted my life not doing Watchmen graffiti. [I-Am-Bored]

First you feel bad for laughing, then keyboard cat comes along and makes it worse [Fark]

Rodney Mullen can do impossible things on a skateboarding. [YouTube]
Thanks to Liquorish .

If Kool-Aid Ads Were Awkward [Liquid Generation]

Weird moments even by rock standards. [Holy Taco]

The chorus from the Die Hard music video will not be leaving your head any time soon [YouTube]
Thanks to Keroman.

The 10 Worst Basketball Scenes in Movies []

Abby M is an attractive young lady []

That power ranger is the saddest damn thing I've ever seen ... [Uncoached]

Dick Cheney, How'd HE Do? Letterman Takes On Cheney For Attacking Obama (VIDEO) [HuffPo Comedy]

10 Worst Hip Hop Crossovers [Askmen]

Ladies, you horrify us. [Asylum]

Your Insane Wikipedia Page of the Day: Is it possible to walk a completely unbroken path around the world? This guy's going to find out.


Montana Man Has Better Things To Do Than Serve On Jury Duty [Holy Taco]

A Terrifying Sequence of YouTube Videos [Mirth Canal]
Thanks to sr3116.

Best 'Sorry, I Hit Your Car' Note Ever [I-Am-Bored]

1500+ students descend on University of Kentucky library for flash rave [Fark]

My cat is a Christian [YouTube]
Thanks to Quagmar .

10 Funniest Adult Swim Cartoons [Liquid Generation]

We're just glad this site wasn't around when we were 12 years-old []
Thanks to Disco Stu.

Guns don't kill people, kittens do ... with guns (Flash Game) []

Rap Chop: Infomercials are much more entertaining remixed as catchy hip hop tunes []

The 10 Funniest Runway Model Wipeouts [Manofest]

British Choir Sings "What's My Age Again?" []

The Best in Face-Mask Fashion -- Surviving the Outbreak in Style [Asylum]

Holy Shit! Cincinatti has a real super hero, though he probably could have picked a better name ... [HuffPo Comedy]

The 10 Most Powerful Sports Agents [Askmen]

Your Insane Wikipedia Page of the Day: Who knew all the most famous prank calls had one source?

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