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White Ninja Gives Thanks

By Kent Earle, Scott Bevan November 1, 2008 60,906 views
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Every Saturday we publish an all-new White Ninja Comic on Cracked.com. In case you're not familiar with White Ninja, they've been named one of the funniest comics on the web by the foremost authority on the subject.


Check out White Ninjas from Saturdays past wherein White Ninja Played it Safe and White Ninja Saved a Life or Saturday's even before that whence we found out that White Ninja's Odor is a Problem and what he learned when White Ninja Spent the Weekend at the Lake. Or head to the official site for enough White Ninja Comics to keep you not doing shit all day.



To all you people making fun of white ninja, why don't you get off you collective lazy asses and do better? I can't stand people who sit there and put other people down to make themselves seem smarter or funnier or whatever. You all should be ashamed of yourselves.

11/8/2008 7:52:56 AM
shintakenji

Not too bad. It almost had a joke this time. Given the subject matter, however, it could've been way better.

11/6/2008 5:28:02 PM
StatutoryGrape

This was the best White Ninja on Cracked so far.

11/4/2008 6:27:35 PM
Mr. Whiscash

I actually laughed at this one.

11/3/2008 9:57:15 PM
Syph

C'mon, cracked . . . White Ninja is just not funny. Try an actually good webcomic like Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal or something.

This sucks.

11/3/2008 3:41:45 PM
ihateyoukenny

5 punchlines... none of them funny.

11/3/2008 11:27:53 AM
jonnyt

for those new to comic strips (as far as i can tell, everyone who hates WN) there are 5 punchlines in this comic. if you don't find them funny, i don't know why you like cracked.com

11/3/2008 11:08:04 AM
Hero

haha thanks for taking one for the team

11/3/2008 9:23:59 AM
yuma_bill

Teehee. I heart White Ninja.

11/3/2008 5:04:10 AM
Chel

PALIN gets PRANKED by Sarkozy impersonator!

http://www.tokillfor.com/view_video.php?viewkey=831ed34ea48cb6e843fd

11/2/2008 10:28:25 PM
dalekiloveyou

this is very mildly funny, kindof. sortof. not really. and is the bum tap the punchline?

11/2/2008 4:25:23 PM
willyhassertt

hah it got an lol out of me :]

11/2/2008 2:37:18 PM
AwsmEmily

Boybama - new boyband. Battleground for your heart. Seriously.

http://www.tokillfor.com/view_video.php?viewkey=2c56b1046b5b37be3e0b&page=1&viewtype=&category=mr

11/2/2008 2:20:13 PM
dalekiloveyou

That was cool actually.

11/2/2008 12:51:30 PM
Cockonutpete

Going down.............

11/2/2008 11:12:42 AM
Tommyg

(linkback) Funny or Lame? White Ninja gives thanks [VOTE] - http://www.thriveorfail.com/87ff2

11/2/2008 6:55:43 AM
kapauldo

Meh.

11/2/2008 5:53:59 AM
civver

I am thankful that the white ninja is breaking down stereotypical gender lines by expressing through his homosexuality which is expressed through the loving bum tap he gives his team mate

11/2/2008 3:37:54 AM
HomicidalOrange

WN truely has a lack of interpersonnal relation skills...

11/2/2008 1:06:32 AM
hipercool

Thine ass sucking continueth.

11/2/2008 12:44:29 AM
Keppoch