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Every Saturday we publish an all-new White Ninja Comic on Cracked.com. In case you're not familiar with White Ninja, they've been named one of the funniest comics on the web by the foremost authority on the subject.


Check out White Ninjas from Saturdays past wherein White Ninja Played it Safe and White Ninja Saved a Life or Saturday's even before that whence we found out that White Ninja's Odor is a Problem and what he learned when White Ninja Spent the Weekend at the Lake. Or head to the official site for enough White Ninja Comics to keep you not doing shit all day.




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To all you people making fun of white ninja, why don't you get off you collective lazy asses and do better? I can't stand people who sit there and put other people down to make themselves seem smarter or funnier or whatever. You all should be ashamed of yourselves.

Posted on 11/8/2008 7:52:56 AM

Not too bad. It almost had a joke this time. Given the subject matter, however, it could've been way better.

Posted on 11/6/2008 5:28:02 PM

This was the best White Ninja on Cracked so far.

Posted on 11/4/2008 6:27:35 PM

I actually laughed at this one.

Posted on 11/3/2008 9:57:15 PM

C'mon, cracked . . . White Ninja is just not funny. Try an actually good webcomic like Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal or something.

This sucks.

Posted on 11/3/2008 3:41:45 PM

5 punchlines... none of them funny.

Posted on 11/3/2008 11:27:53 AM

for those new to comic strips (as far as i can tell, everyone who hates WN) there are 5 punchlines in this comic. if you don't find them funny, i don't know why you like cracked.com

Posted on 11/3/2008 11:08:04 AM

haha thanks for taking one for the team

Posted on 11/3/2008 9:23:59 AM

Teehee. I heart White Ninja.

Posted on 11/3/2008 5:04:10 AM

PALIN gets PRANKED by Sarkozy impersonator!

http://www.tokillfor.com/view_video.php?viewkey=831ed34ea48cb6e843fd

Posted on 11/2/2008 10:28:25 PM

this is very mildly funny, kindof. sortof. not really. and is the bum tap the punchline?

Posted on 11/2/2008 4:25:23 PM

hah it got an lol out of me :]

Posted on 11/2/2008 2:37:18 PM

Boybama - new boyband. Battleground for your heart. Seriously.

http://www.tokillfor.com/view_video.php?viewkey=2c56b1046b5b37be3e0b&page=1&viewtype=&category=mr

Posted on 11/2/2008 2:20:13 PM

That was cool actually.

Posted on 11/2/2008 12:51:30 PM

Going down.............

Posted on 11/2/2008 11:12:42 AM

(linkback) Funny or Lame? White Ninja gives thanks [VOTE] - http://www.thriveorfail.com/87ff2

Posted on 11/2/2008 6:55:43 AM

Meh.

Posted on 11/2/2008 5:53:59 AM

I am thankful that the white ninja is breaking down stereotypical gender lines by expressing through his homosexuality which is expressed through the loving bum tap he gives his team mate

Posted on 11/2/2008 3:37:54 AM

WN truely has a lack of interpersonnal relation skills...

Posted on 11/2/2008 1:06:32 AM

Thine ass sucking continueth.

Posted on 11/2/2008 12:44:29 AM

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