White Ninja Fails to See the Problem
Every Saturday we publish an all-new White Ninja Comic on Cracked.com. In case you're not familiar with White Ninja, they've been named one of the funniest comics on the web by the foremost authority on the subject.

Check out White Ninjas from Saturdays past wherein White Ninja Played it Safe and White Ninja Saved a Life or Saturday's even before that whence we found out that White Ninja's Odor is a Problem and what he learned when White Ninja Spent the Weekend at the Lake. Or head to the official site for enough White Ninja Comics to keep you not doing shit all day.









understanding sarcasm does not mean you're mature... I know 5 year olds who understand it.
Reply.. just wanted to point that out ..
"The difference between stupid and intelligent people and this is true whether or not they are well-educated is that intelligent people can handle subtlety."
ReplyNeal Stephenson
Most kids don't even understand sarcasm. I'd say it's the ultimate sign of maturity.
Reply...are you being sarcastic?
Sounnikoura-
ReplyHoly Shit.
this is only the second time ive read white ninja. i decided to give it another try after ignoring it for so long. its still not worth reading. i might read it again just to make fun of nans-a-bitch though.
ReplyHAHAHAHAHAH! holy shit, that's by far THE funniest thing I have ever read! Godammit! there is no way to fully express my absolute joy at reading this comic! I was literally rolling....on....the....floor....laughing my ass off. You've done it again, White Ninja! Just kiddin that sucked
ReplyWhite Ninja is a wonderful comic. The better work is on the main website.
Reply"gathering his strength from our pain"
ReplyI blame the typos on the mind control that makes me look at White Ninja every week.
The people of Cracked feed on our sorrow. That is the reason that they continue to put White Ninja on. Just enjoy the comment section and you can picture Gladstone or DOB laughing at our suffering. I can see Swaim gathering is strength for our pain. It is a symbiotic relationship!
Replywhosthatguy:
Reply1- Sarcasm shows how immature you are.
2-Tee hee? Gay giggle?
3-White Ninja isn't able to talk with the cheetah. You see him talking with the cheetah, who haves his old body. The cheetak is not able to talk and looks like she doesn't know not even what's going on. Have you seen cartoons when you were a child?
4- He didn't marry a girn in his animal state. He was already married.
5- Bestiality? White Ninja's wife is having a discussion with him beecause he didn't look for the scientist to get back his old body. Tell me, where do you see bestiality? Panel 4? Nah.
6- He is not getting along with his wife. Did you even read the comic?
7- I'm not telling you not to check White Ninja on cracked just because you don't like it, you can read it and post comments even if you are just going to whine about it. I'm just gonna ask you, READ IT for the very least.
yah, everything that DanPename said!
Reply...except exactly the opposite
Getting better, but still not good enough.
ReplyHAHAHAHAHAH! holy shit, that's by far THE funniest thing I have ever read! Godammit! there is no way to fully express my absolute joy at reading this comic! I was literally rolling....on....the....floor....laughing my ass off. You've done it again, White Ninja!
ReplySsssswing and a miss.
ReplyI might be incredibly high right now but i can tell you without a doubt that white ninja is getting better...just slightly
ReplySee kids even though you dropped out of highschool and been sniffing glue ever since you too can have a successful webcomic.
ReplyHehe.
Replyskeeper - to answer your rhetorical question: "By being conscious."
ReplyNever thought I'd see the day but...I found this one hilarious.
ReplyZephyr - for the love of White Ninja, Americans already have a terrible reputation for not getting irony, and then you had to go post that. You shall indeed be flamed, but not for spelling reasons.
Replywhosthatguy - love it.