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Every Saturday we publish an all-new White Ninja Comic on Cracked.com. In case you're not familiar with White Ninja, they've been named one of the funniest comics on the web by the foremost authority on the subject.


Check out White Ninjas from Saturdays past wherein White Ninja Played it Safe and White Ninja Saved a Life or Saturday's even before that whence we found out that White Ninja's Odor is a Problem and what he learned when White Ninja Spent the Weekend at the Lake. Or head to the official site for enough White Ninja Comics to keep you not doing shit all day.




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understanding sarcasm does not mean you're mature... I know 5 year olds who understand it.

.. just wanted to point that out ..

Posted on 11/1/2008 7:23:23 AM

"The difference between stupid and intelligent people – and this is true whether or not they are well-educated – is that intelligent people can handle subtlety."

— Neal Stephenson

Posted on 10/29/2008 10:06:44 PM

Most kids don't even understand sarcasm. I'd say it's the ultimate sign of maturity.

Posted on 10/28/2008 4:06:10 PM

Sounnikoura-
Holy s**t.

Posted on 10/28/2008 1:50:14 AM

this is only the second time ive read white ninja. i decided to give it another try after ignoring it for so long. its still not worth reading. i might read it again just to make fun of nans-a-b***h though.

Posted on 10/27/2008 10:21:13 PM

HAHAHAHAHAH! holy s**t, that's by far THE funniest thing I have ever read! Godammit! there is no way to fully express my absolute joy at reading this comic! I was literally rolling....on....the....floor....laughing my ass off. You've done it again, White Ninja! Just kiddin that sucked

Posted on 10/27/2008 9:00:41 PM

White Ninja is a wonderful comic. The better work is on the main website.

Posted on 10/27/2008 7:22:33 PM

"gathering his strength from our pain"

I blame the typos on the mind control that makes me look at White Ninja every week.

Posted on 10/27/2008 6:18:22 PM

The people of Cracked feed on our sorrow. That is the reason that they continue to put White Ninja on. Just enjoy the comment section and you can picture Gladstone or DOB laughing at our suffering. I can see Swaim gathering is strength for our pain. It is a symbiotic relationship!

Posted on 10/27/2008 6:15:56 PM

whosthatguy:
1- Sarcasm shows how immature you are.
2-Tee hee? Gay giggle?
3-White Ninja isn't able to talk with the cheetah. You see him talking with the cheetah, who haves his old body. The cheetak is not able to talk and looks like she doesn't know not even what's going on. Have you seen cartoons when you were a child?
4- He didn't marry a girn in his animal state. He was already married.
5- Bestiality? White Ninja's wife is having a discussion with him beecause he didn't look for the scientist to get back his old body. Tell me, where do you see bestiality? Panel 4? Nah.
6- He is not getting along with his wife. Did you even read the comic?
7- I'm not telling you not to check White Ninja on cracked just because you don't like it, you can read it and post comments even if you are just going to whine about it. I'm just gonna ask you, READ IT for the very least.

Posted on 10/27/2008 5:54:22 PM

yah, everything that DanPename said!
...except exactly the opposite

Posted on 10/27/2008 5:32:58 PM

Getting better, but still not good enough.

Posted on 10/27/2008 3:46:29 PM

HAHAHAHAHAH! holy s**t, that's by far THE funniest thing I have ever read! Godammit! there is no way to fully express my absolute joy at reading this comic! I was literally rolling....on....the....floor....laughing my ass off. You've done it again, White Ninja!

Posted on 10/27/2008 1:57:26 PM

Ssssswing and a miss.

Posted on 10/27/2008 12:58:57 PM

I might be incredibly high right now but i can tell you without a doubt that white ninja is getting better...just slightly

Posted on 10/27/2008 11:30:45 AM

See kids even though you dropped out of highschool and been sniffing glue ever since you too can have a successful webcomic.

Posted on 10/27/2008 11:18:10 AM

Hehe.

Posted on 10/27/2008 9:59:34 AM

skeeper - to answer your rhetorical question: "By being conscious."

Posted on 10/27/2008 8:57:43 AM

Never thought I'd see the day but...I found this one hilarious.

Posted on 10/27/2008 8:56:15 AM

http://www.whiteninjacomics.com/comics/untimely.shtml

How can anyone not think that's hilarious?

Posted on 10/27/2008 8:43:17 AM

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