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White Ninja Fails to See the Problem

By Kent Earle, Scott Bevan October 26, 2008 30,566 views
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Every Saturday we publish an all-new White Ninja Comic on Cracked.com. In case you're not familiar with White Ninja, they've been named one of the funniest comics on the web by the foremost authority on the subject.


Check out White Ninjas from Saturdays past wherein White Ninja Played it Safe and White Ninja Saved a Life or Saturday's even before that whence we found out that White Ninja's Odor is a Problem and what he learned when White Ninja Spent the Weekend at the Lake. Or head to the official site for enough White Ninja Comics to keep you not doing shit all day.



understanding sarcasm does not mean you're mature... I know 5 year olds who understand it.

.. just wanted to point that out ..

11/1/2008 7:23:23 AM
DogHat

"The difference between stupid and intelligent people – and this is true whether or not they are well-educated – is that intelligent people can handle subtlety."

— Neal Stephenson

10/29/2008 10:06:44 PM
lindberg

Most kids don't even understand sarcasm. I'd say it's the ultimate sign of maturity.

10/28/2008 4:06:10 PM
skeeper

Sounnikoura-
Holy s**t.

10/28/2008 1:50:14 AM
whosthatguy

this is only the second time ive read white ninja. i decided to give it another try after ignoring it for so long. its still not worth reading. i might read it again just to make fun of nans-a-b***h though.

10/27/2008 10:21:13 PM
bunni

HAHAHAHAHAH! holy s**t, that's by far THE funniest thing I have ever read! Godammit! there is no way to fully express my absolute joy at reading this comic! I was literally rolling....on....the....floor....laughing my ass off. You've done it again, White Ninja! Just kiddin that sucked

10/27/2008 9:00:41 PM
Geeeeeery

White Ninja is a wonderful comic. The better work is on the main website.

10/27/2008 7:22:33 PM
SuperGirl21

"gathering his strength from our pain"

I blame the typos on the mind control that makes me look at White Ninja every week.

10/27/2008 6:18:22 PM
scoobybass

The people of Cracked feed on our sorrow. That is the reason that they continue to put White Ninja on. Just enjoy the comment section and you can picture Gladstone or DOB laughing at our suffering. I can see Swaim gathering is strength for our pain. It is a symbiotic relationship!

10/27/2008 6:15:56 PM
scoobybass

whosthatguy:
1- Sarcasm shows how immature you are.
2-Tee hee? Gay giggle?
3-White Ninja isn't able to talk with the cheetah. You see him talking with the cheetah, who haves his old body. The cheetak is not able to talk and looks like she doesn't know not even what's going on. Have you seen cartoons when you were a child?
4- He didn't marry a girn in his animal state. He was already married.
5- Bestiality? White Ninja's wife is having a discussion with him beecause he didn't look for the scientist to get back his old body. Tell me, where do you see bestiality? Panel 4? Nah.
6- He is not getting along with his wife. Did you even read the comic?
7- I'm not telling you not to check White Ninja on cracked just because you don't like it, you can read it and post comments even if you are just going to whine about it. I'm just gonna ask you, READ IT for the very least.

10/27/2008 5:54:22 PM
sounnikoura

yah, everything that DanPename said!
...except exactly the opposite

10/27/2008 5:32:58 PM
dVs

Getting better, but still not good enough.

10/27/2008 3:46:29 PM
GoreTaco

HAHAHAHAHAH! holy s**t, that's by far THE funniest thing I have ever read! Godammit! there is no way to fully express my absolute joy at reading this comic! I was literally rolling....on....the....floor....laughing my ass off. You've done it again, White Ninja!

10/27/2008 1:57:26 PM
DanPename

Ssssswing and a miss.

10/27/2008 12:58:57 PM
Jack-O

I might be incredibly high right now but i can tell you without a doubt that white ninja is getting better...just slightly

10/27/2008 11:30:45 AM
deaved_wrath

See kids even though you dropped out of highschool and been sniffing glue ever since you too can have a successful webcomic.

10/27/2008 11:18:10 AM
Spindle_

Hehe.

10/27/2008 9:59:34 AM
civver

skeeper - to answer your rhetorical question: "By being conscious."

10/27/2008 8:57:43 AM
deeperwell42

Never thought I'd see the day but...I found this one hilarious.

10/27/2008 8:56:15 AM
TheEthicist

http://www.whiteninjacomics.com/comics/untimely.shtml

How can anyone not think that's hilarious?

10/27/2008 8:43:17 AM
skeeper
Cracked stuff on