White Ninja Plays it Safe (Only on Cracked)
Every Saturday we publish an all-new White Ninja Comic on Cracked.com. In case you're not familiar with White Ninja, they've been named one of the funniest comics on the web by the foremost authority on the subject.
Check out White Ninjas from Saturdays past wherein White Ninja Played it Safe and White Ninja Saved a Life or Saturday's even before that whence we found out that White Ninja's Odor is a Problem and what he learned when White Ninja Spent the Weekend at the Lake. Or head to the official site for enough White Ninja Comics to keep you not doing shit all day.
Imature, but absolutely hilarious
ReplyWow, this makes Basic Instructions look absolutely hilarious.
Replyi read these comics a couple years back and remember it to be a lot more funny than this.
Replyunexplainably funny
ReplyWhite ninja looks like a guy wearing a broken condem... but, he's actually the result of one. Ah, life's little ironies.
Replyyou mean coincidences.
That's not ironic. It's ironic that someone who we'd assume to be an avid Cracked reader hasn't read the article about how irony is when something you wouldn't expect to happen happens. Like if somebody says "always be careful when cooking bacon" and then gets run over by a bacon truck because the driver was cooking bacon. Didn't see that coming, did you? Yeah, that's not really irony though. If somebody was on a witch hunt and killed a whole bunch of witches but was then killed for being a witch, that'd be irony.
It's funny because a ninja playing baseball would wear two cups. Do your research people.
Replyhahaha that was so funny you made my hour
ReplyI'm beginning to think seraphtcme is dead on, on this....
Replywhosthatguy has spoken. Hallelujah!
ReplyHmm... White Ninja makes a dick joke? It seems Cracked does have it's influence. Will the next episode be "5 things White Ninja likes to do" or "8 horribly wrong moments in White Ninja history (that were never published)"? We'll wait and see.
ReplyAs some suggested, I actually browsed the whiteninja website and checked each hundredth white ninja.
ReplyThey are not amusing.
Actually, now that I have looked at it again, there really only needed to be words on the 2nd...and maybe the fifth...in my opinion.
ReplyCan't say I am big fan of WN, but this one might have been better without any wording on the last frame.
ReplyThis comic speaks the truth! The creator of this comic is a dick.
ReplyPeople that find white ninja funny probably have "fly crawling up a wall" box sets, seasons 1-12 and routinely enjoy them
Replyits funny to read the comments to WN and how it can make so many people angry enough to post their outrage.
Replyso then... is WN funny since WN comments are funny?
Well at least there's an attempted joke in this one.
ReplyAnd no, Sanjuro, that's stupid; no one's going to post a whole comic series of nothing but non sequiturs and brainlessness as a joke. And if they did then that doesn't mean we "non-elitists" don't get it: there's nothing to get. Or, we got it, but when we got IT, we realized we didn't want IT. Either way, WN should really take a bow out. Cracked: cut your losses. No matter what the intention is, it's just not funny.
But Dustin Glick's stuff is good, or at least better.
This was the best they've put on here so far... not really funny, but compared to the other WN's they've had on here..
ReplyHow is this a dick joke? He dons a pair of pantaloons. Duh?
ReplyYou guys realize that White Ninja is posted as a joke? Just like Peewee's Playhouse on Adult Swim was one big joke.
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