White Ninja Saves a Life (Only on Cracked.com)
Every Saturday we publish an all-new White Ninja Comic on Cracked.com. In case you're not familiar with White Ninja, they've been named one of the funniest comics on the web by the foremost authority on the subject.

Check out White Ninja's from Saturdays past wherein White Ninja Scores Some Points or if you're feeling especially nostalgic, take a trip back to Saturday's even before that one whence White Ninja Was a Scary Giant and White Ninja Smelt a Dog and Spent the Weekend at the Lake. Or head to the official site for enough White Ninja Comics to keep you not doing shit all day.









What the hell? Why did I not know these were here?! I've been on this site every few days for months and did not know. I love White Ninja!
ReplyHAHAHA, i get it becuase doctors believe all the gays have the aids...oh...wait, thats not funny at all
ReplyThere were supposed to be a lot of bleeps and censors in my last post, but those vanished.
ReplyOr I'll come to your house and with a knife, and
Replyor in your sleep, with a
in a castle far far away so no one can hear you
republican
and a stick of dynamite
MONSTERS!
So shut yo' traps, or have this happen to you!
I don't know why people are so fussy about comics. They're here for a reason, to make people laugh. Now just read the damn thing and fucking enjoy it!
ReplyThere's a reason Cyanide and Happiness is one of the top rated webcomics ever, Guest_Name. Apparantly nearly a million people per day disagree with you.
Replylol i hate white ninja only reason i click is for the comments
Replyyou are so fucking wrong.
ReplyHey! This one was actually funny! Awesome.
ReplyFor the last time:
ReplyCyanide and Happiness=Garbage.
Like White Ninja, but 10% less retarded. Still not a wise investment.
and white ninja sucks a nut again! why these are still being produced i'll never understand.
Replythe fact that those are actual quetsions asked when donating blood isn't overly comical in the least.
"not Overly comical in the least" ....just gonna leave that there
I always have a hard time figuring out what the punchline is since nothing is ever funny
ReplyWell...it's better than nothing, I guess. I do get a kick out of the comments section and I mean if even one person likes this comic it's worth posting. I am NOT that person however.
ReplyI went to a blood drive(I was to queasy to give any) and they really do ask you those questions.
ReplyI keep hoping they'll be better and they keep getting stupider.
ReplyI was totally going to whine about this, but DVD_Player owned me. I KNEW this was coming, yet still I clicked. WHY??!!!!
ReplyBetter than anything Dustin Glick ever cummed out into rotten fruit.
ReplySeriously, Cracked. White Ninja can hit or miss, but that Dustinland shit is disgraceful.
this one was alright mostly for the last panel. Can the other comics mentioned in the webcomic article be featured as well? I think the general populace of cracked that`s too lazy to go to the actual sites is missing out
ReplyPretty good.
Reply@ Jonathan_Goss:
ReplyMaddox doing a comic? Below is everything Maddox has posted for the last year...
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Hmmm that's funny...not.
Seriously though, Cyanide and Happiness should be here. White Ninja just isn't cuttin' it.