An Illustrated Look at The Fine Print of Your Electric Bill
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Turns out Cracked writers don't spend all of their time huddled in a dungeon Googling dick joke fodder. In fact, some of them have secondary talents, far less important to the world than their contributions to our humble Dick-joke-pedia, but worthy of recognition nonetheless. When Dustin Glick isn't bringing you the The 25 Worst Rapper Names of All Time he's self-publishing comics over at Dustinland.com. In his third Saturday Guest column, Dustin gives us a close look at the fine print on his gas and electric bill.
For many more of Dustin's comics head over to Dustinland.com.
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yea!
wow. the first comic i've read here that actually made me want to give props. I actually had a smile on my face. Nice Job
I like it :)
His website has even more :D
now I think I have at least one webcomic coming out on each day of the week :D
TLDR
This is a lot like the comics that some kid put in my highschool newsletter
...only not as funny. In fact, this is technically not comedy.
Dear Kodiak,
Who died and made you president of Cracked Readers? Oh and f**k you, you douche.
Sincerely
a Cracked Reader
great!
www.TOKILLFOR.com
Mass Furry Attack?
Oh come on! You know that we are planning SOMETHING...
Dear Dustin Glick,
You fail. Get the f**k out of my internet.
Sincerely,
The Cracked Readers
vERY FUNNY.
Neeble Flom is the new anthrax. DG's funny kills WN and totally saves Cracked's Saturday integrity.
Bravo.
no Elder God attacks? How about in the event we all become disconected from the Matrix? Plant Toxins make us all insane? Aw, c'mon now, at least be thorough...
I have an Aunt who is a nun and after a particularly severe hailstorm, the roof of the convent needed fixing so they had the insurance guy around. She said it was kind funny when the insurance guy was trying to site the "Act of God" clause...
Yeah well "meh" to you too...
Neeble Flom!!?!??!?!??
i think we need to hear more about this 'neeble flom,' ya know, in case we need to prepare for whatever it is.
you can't have books out there like The Zombie Survival Guide and then just spring neeble flom on us without any other information!!
What did I just read?
IANAL, but I'm sure "acts of God" is a well-defined legal term that means something very specific in a contract.
You can't read lawyer-ese like it's plain English any more than you can Java or C.
If the assumption that God, assuming he exists, is omnipotent, knows all that has been, all that is and all that will be, and has control over it all, then inserting a clause that states x thing won't cover for acts of God means technically, you're not covered for anything. They should make a law prohibiting the insertion of that clause, I say.
White ninja beats this out, this week. Still an interesting strip, Mr. Glick just needs to work on his delivery, his setup is great but I feel like the punch line never comes...
Yes, but what about acts of terrified gods?
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Neeble Flom? Oh s**t!