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The 11 Most Awkward Moments Imaginable

By CRACKED Readers October 9, 2008 185,470 views
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Remember when you got that visible erection while giving the eulogy at your Uncle's funeral? That was awkward. Sadly awkward moments are often too uncomfortable for anyone witnessing them to do much more than stare at their shoes and clear their throats. But what if there had been someone there to photograph the most awkward moments of all time? We asked you to fire up photoshop and show us.

The winner is below. But first the runners up.

#11.


by McBeefy


#10.


by Bishopwhitet


#9.


by Rimshot


#8.


by Mousykins


#7.


by penperv


#6.


by McBeefy


#5.


by McBeefy


#4.


by JBaker


#3.


by charlatantric


#2.


by Bishopwhitet


And the winner is...


by eliotschreiner



Congrats, eliotschreiner. You win money.


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Awesome ways to improve the Presidential debates..

No matter who you're voting for, all of us can unite in the fact that these first two debates have been boring as hell. The campaigns are so scared of actual drama that they turn the debates into tightly-controlled snooz-fests. So what can they do to make them worth watching again? Photoshop for us a debate format, no matter how ridiculous, that would actually be worthy of our time and attention.

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That last thing actually happened to me :P Some microsoft guy was giving a presentation at my school and BOOM blue screen XD He got laughed at..for a long, long time :P

2/17/2009 1:08:50 AM
Aisil

a rat shoved up the guys ass.

11/15/2008 10:44:23 PM
willyhassertt

Anybody know what 11 is?

10/23/2008 1:21:42 PM
Samehada

Whoa! Did you just substitute a $ for the S in Microsoft?! You my friend, are on the bleeding edge. Everyone knows Mac isn't out to make money at all, they're all about people. And forcing those people to use proprietary, self-downloading software.

10/13/2008 12:21:26 PM
Jack-O

#2 would have been funnier had she been reading the article about wanting to see Sarah Palin nude.

10/12/2008 1:41:52 PM
tcbg

@entrodiibob: Nah, the FULL details also include the fact that since that error message is often caused by hardware problems it subtly implies that Macs are pieces of s**t.
not sure if the submitter intended it, but that's how *I* see it anyway.

10/11/2008 11:08:32 PM
Jenna_Tullwortz

I liked #1 the most, but you really have to dislike Micro$oft first. Oddly enough, the earlier ones were better done. That Star Wars one was probably the real thing >.<

10/11/2008 5:31:41 PM
BayushiKazemi

...what the hell was that? That sucked. That was like the first episode of Poochie. Cracked readers are idiots.

10/11/2008 4:25:40 PM
BakNBlack

Numero quatro = waaaay good.

10/11/2008 1:40:09 PM
magusdee

SARA PALIN'S GOT MAN HANDS!
And come on, #11 was the best one here

10/11/2008 9:11:18 AM
The_Prowler

Is it just me or is Palin's hand clearly a man's?

10/11/2008 7:43:19 AM
Nazarite

#11 is hilarious. The moon landing made me laugh, too. #1 was great as well (to those who get it).

10/10/2008 9:21:30 PM
istark

Okay..re: No.3--- Now, Lord knows, I haven't read the comment section yet, so I'm probably behind the curve, but, Jesus H. Christ, that was SOOOO wrong. Funny, eench, but so f*****g wrong. Wrong wrong wrong. Charlatantric, I lift my glass to you, you sick f**k.

10/10/2008 6:37:03 PM
TrapserCat

A lot of people don't seem to get the FULL details on #1. Yes it is a guy with a "WINDOWS" BSOD on his presentation, but what makes it great is that guy is none other than Steve Jobs, CEO of APPLE (rival of Microsoft). So it would have been epicly awkward using Windows in an Apple presentation.

10/10/2008 5:41:33 PM
entrodiibob

whats so funny about #11

10/10/2008 2:52:12 PM
af1master692

#8 is the handsdown funniest. I went to Catholic school all my life. Made me rofl.
#6 was good too.

10/10/2008 10:10:12 AM
Adipocere

For me the funniest thing about #1 is that the error message displayed on the BSOD is most often caused by a hardware issue. My money would be on the RAM although the hard-drive is a good candidate as well.

10/10/2008 9:32:45 AM
Jenna_Tullwortz

Wow, I actually agree with your number one.

10/10/2008 2:00:44 AM
daisyvilla

This one kinda sucked sirs.

10/10/2008 12:12:47 AM
spiffymint

#4 is clearly fake? No way! The Photoshopping skills here are usually of such a high standard!

10/9/2008 9:13:48 PM
Wallsy