White Ninja's Odor is a Problem
Every Saturday we publish an all-new White Ninja Comic on Cracked.com. In case you're not familiar with White Ninja, they've been named one of the funniest comics on the web by the foremost authority on the subject.
Check out last Saturday's White Ninja on Cracked wherein White Ninja Was Oblivious Again or if you're feeling especially nostalgic, take a trip back to Saturday's even before that whence White Ninja Scores Some Points, or White Ninja Was a Scary Giant and White Ninja Smelt a Dog and Spent the Weekend at the Lake. Or head to the official site for enough White Ninja Comics to keep you not doing shit all day.
Also, Dr. McNinja's secretary is a gorilla, and he is commonly attacked by raptors. It is the raddest webcomic ever
ReplyATTENTION TIGHTASSES:
ReplyStop pretending like you've lost your sense of humor. Stop pretending like this site is here for EXACTLY what you find funny. Stop. It's not our problem that you can only find pop-culture references funny. If you want a website that exclusively does that, go find something else. Just leave here.
Is someone paying you to read this comic? No? Then get the fuck off the page. Stop reading it. If you don't find it funny, go somewhere else. No one really cares whether you find "HANNAH MONTANAAAAA" funny. Really, we don't. Rather, it would be MUCH more entertaining to see someone slap you in the face for having no sense of humor.
Do us all a favor- stop living on this website, go outside, get a sense of humor, then return and never post your opinion on how pathetic this comic is, wishing you never had to read it. It's simple- you don't have to read it.
No one cares what you have to say. Go cry somewhere else, tight ass.
Ahaha, nobody believes White Ninja's pretending!
ReplyYou are not forced to read this so stop fucking complaining.
ReplyFake! Dogs don't talk. This is so busted!
ReplyWell, as the site says, WN comics are not for the Weak Minded. These are obviously not for those who keep complaining that they can't resist clicking on it.
Reply....GAY! When are we going to see this fucker do some martial-arts and throw spining-darts or something?
ReplyBTW I tried reading this while high and it STILL wasn't funny.
You know Crack, I've tried so hard, just for you. I've put up with the mindless idiots who don't know how to shut up, just because I can't wait for the next White Ninja. But now, Cracked, you've destroyed my spirit. So, cracked, my beautiful love, "I will ask you once again, try to see it my way, do I have to keep on talking till I can't go on? We can work it out, we can work it outtt, life is very short, and there's no tiiiime, for fussing and fighting my friend..." tear, tear. I'm begging Cracked, begging.
ReplySeriously, why do you people have to be like this? This is not your own exclusive website! There are some of us here who actually DO enjoy this comic (as well as other things on here that you don't), and what right do you have to say that, because you don't like something, none of us can or should enjoy it? Grow up! The world doesn't revolve around you, nor does it cater to your wants.
ReplyI challenge anyone who finds this funny to prove they don't still live with their parents.
ReplyLOVE IT!!!
Replyyou know cracked, i tried. i tried so hard, just for you. ive put up with the whole white ninja crap, just because i cant wait for the next "jacktus jack" or "hannah montanah is a snake monster who i want to box". but now, cracked, youve hurt my feelings very badly. youve destroyed my spirit. so, cracked, my beautiful love, "i will ask you once again, try to see it my way, do i have to keep on talking till i cant go on? we can work it out, we can work it outtt, life is very short, and theres no tiiiime, for fussing and fighting my friend..." tear, tear.im begging cracked, begging.
ReplyMakes me wish I had cataracts so I couldn't see this trash....
ReplyWhat are you even complaining about your getting bonus content and it's unlike your forced to watch it. Stop your whining and realize that just because you don't find it funny doesn't everyone else does to.
Reply"just because you don't find it funny doesn't everyone else does to."
Well said...?
white ninja is about as enjoyable as a poop omelette.
ReplyLol i only Clicked the link to see all the hate comments...
ReplyWhite Ninja Seriously Sucks...
Lol i only Clicked the link to see all the hate comments...
ReplyWhite Ninja Seriously Sucks...
Why the fuck is this back?
ReplyYou know that expression "you have to wake someone up pretty early in the morning"? Yeah, well its 2:17 am on sunday and this STILL isnt funny....
ReplyNot even Michael Swaim, who wrote that article, thinks it is. It's like, 6, whereas 3. (McNinja) 2. (Perry Bible Fellowship) and 1. (Achewood) don't get featured. :(
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