White Ninja is an Awful Father (On Cracked.com)

I wish I could tape people's hands together through the power of the internet. That way, I don't have the read the negative garbage from some arrogant dopes who think the lack of video games in a web comic make it terrible.

Actually, White Ninja is an awful everything. How much dirty money are you getting for running this garbage, Cracked? How much...?

Ah, so there's a whole hidden, secret oeuvre of well-drawn, hilarious WN comics. Who would have guessed?

You'll forgive my skepticism, of course.

Daisy Owl comics are on Cracked anyway, so I don't see why that would be an issue. White ninja has a HUGE fan base and is getting a large number of (new) people on Cracked. I didn't even know Cracked existed until White Ninja was featured on it. Yes, maybe they're spending money on something some people don't enjoy, but a lot of people DO enjoy it and it's, if nothing else, a great way to get Cracked more popular.
I do admit that Cracked has done a poor job of selecting which White Ninja comic goes on the site (and yes, Cracked DOES pick, not White Ninja) but hopefully soon they'll start choosing the better ones soon.

Also everytime they buy a white ninja comic to post here they are blowing money that would have been better spend on hilarious daisy owl comics, which are better drawn, have actual funny punchlines and don't make me weep for humanity everytime i read one.

Dear classybroad and others, those of us who hate this comic understand we don't have to visit every page of cracked.com but I for one hope that by pointing out that cracked.com paying the author of these comics good money to post here is a waste of their resources. Cracked actually reads these message boards and listens to their readers so i'm hoping once they realize that the majority of readers hate this strip they will stop posting it. Classybroad and others who don't like reading about people not liking the white ninja can just as easily not read posts in the comments section that are obviously negative.

now that was a lame one lol, so lame I laughed

I wish I could give the white ninja comics a negative digg...

wow, anustinus! you really proved your point. you are smarter than everyone. good for you. here's a cookie.

hahahaha these are funny. people have said it already but ill say it again... you who are bitching when you dont even have to look it at it really suck. Though I suppose that it's like 2 girls 1 cup for you. It's horrid but you just can't look away. well, go leave annoying comments on 2girls1cup.com and f**k off.
omgliketoodles!

Oh, hey, here we are again, and look - the White Ninja comic sucks. Again.

NO WAY.

What kind of brain-dead retard do you have to be to actually not have seen the punchline coming from three panels back? This has the same audience level as Family Circus, with the major difference being the complete inability of the White Ninja creator being able to actually draw.

I'd even be willing to accept the brain-pickling childishness, if there was a modicum of any talent here. But no. Somehow, some bonehead's napkin drawings are making front page Cracked.

It's s**t like this why Cracked got spanked by Mad for decades, and I'm concerned that if management thinks this manure is okay, perhaps the pendulum will swing back.

Christ, even Huffington Post stopped publishing Mamet's "comics" after all the backlash.

Fellow WN aficionados, why not just ignore the differing opinions or accept them for what they are?
The comics rule, but the lame replies are sucking all the fun out.

Meh. Mildly amusing. Not "actually good enough to make me laugh" amusing, but ok.

So now I'm stupid for liking something that you don't? Grow up.

Cnyvek, maybe you should learn to speak English before you try to use it in flame wars.

i laughed.

i laughed good.

Well scruff, I just didn't think it possible that anyone could be stupid enough to enjoy this crap could be truly enjoyed by anyone but the mongoloid who shits it out every week and pays to get it posted. You have proven me wrong. Good show sir.

The best way to show them you hate it is to stop reading it.

You know what? That's just fine, Planet-man. You do that. And while you're doing that, I will proceed to not pay any further attention to yours or anyone else's comments bashing the WN comic. As far as I'm concerned, your opinion no longer matters, and I will continue to enjoy this comic every Saturday no matter what you or anyone else says.

You know, though, it's actually quite humorous watching all you guys get so p*ssed about this. Maybe I will continue to read your comments just for laughs.

There is nothing funny about this strip, dammit.