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A F*cking Cr*cked Round Up
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So, there's this big economic catastrophe going on right now, right? $700 billion in taxpayer money going to "fix" the proble, right? And there's also this little election coming up, yeah? Whole lot of big stuff going on. But if you ask our readers, all of that stuff combined looks like a small hunk of shit next to the real issue right now: A fucking profanity filter in the comments section. The response has been an absurd overreaction of fairly epic proportions. It was, to say the least, not too inspiring. Personally, we don't totally get the response. It's not like we're telling you to stop. And it's not exactly like we're decreasing the readability of the comments, (it's not as if you don't know what c*ckmuncher looks like without the asterisk). Even if you couldn't tell what c*ckmuncher was, there's a little "Show Profanity" button, (that we should have just labeled "Stop Your Whining"), to clear everything up. Yeah, when you hit that button, all of the asterisks go away. But, why mention that when instead you could explode in an absurd and almost comical overreaction.
Honestly, folks...It's a profanity blocker. Reading some of the screaming, irrational reactions, well...We got worried about you guys. Get out a little bit. Like, outside. Go to places, with people. The park, a bar, the movies. Anywhere. Run around, meet people. We can't hide curses in the real world, so get your fill. Do anything, and maybe afterwards, you'll realize just how trivial a profanity blocker is, and how maybe there are some other targets that are slightly more deserving of your intense, insane rage. Have a great day. Holy Blog, it's Blog! Blog! In this week's HBN, Gladstone shows how you don't have to be a brilliant politician to write about politics. Or educated. You don't even really need even a slight grip on the issues. You just need a barely passable ability to write. Also, being Chuck Norris helps. In other blog, did you catch the Emmy's? Chris Bucholz did, and they sucked. You know who's had a good run but, frankly, can eat a big dick? Shakespeare. Swaim finally updates that whining, out of touch has been with his newstages of man. In a move that modern political experts are calling "illegal," Ross Wolinsky throws his expense hat in the 2008 Presidential race. And if one wholly unqualified and inexperience blogger running for president isn't enough, how about two?
Notable Comment:darkhorse08817 says "I have this idea for a "How Far Would You Go (for a buck)" TV game. Simple concept: contestant's leg is encased in an immovable 10 ton cement block. 10 yards away is a suitcase w/ $1 million (or $5 million for returning "champs" who'd won prior contests) in cash. Contestant is given a machete. Cameras roll. I think it'll smoke 'Survivor' in the ratings. Maybe the japanese will buy it :D" We support this show. So, so much.
Notable Comment: brooklynrube says "Sorry, but I didn't get past the Asian boobies at the beginning of the article. I'm sure it's a great read though! Thanks for the boob shot." We come up with one of our most interesting and thoughtful articles, and we STILL lose to titties. (Also, what do you mean Robocop? We have no idea what you're talking about....)
Notable Comment: Peregrino wrote a long and well-thought out comment explaining the mechanics behind the space slingshot. Or, at least, we assume that's what it was. We didn't read it. (Comedy website.)
Notable Comment:Bearman says "s****y s****y f*g f*g s****y s****y f*g f*g!" Profanity filter works.
Notable Comment:DavidGee says "That's why I like "The Wire" so much. Those guys knew for the most part how to cover their tracks. The only really stupid thing they did was when Stringer gave $ 250,000 to Clay Davis." We have nothing funny to say. We just love that show.
WINNERS!The Craption Contest!
Funny photos. Funnier captions. Submitted by YOU. Voted on by the People. Think you're funnier than this week's winners? Contribute your own.
9.25.08:
How the Amish view Electricity... Editor's pick:
It is an unfortunate fact of urban life that most electrical based crime is 'black on black'
9.24.08:
Though the skittles argument is compelling...I think if I taste this rainbow I'll get herpes...
Editor's pick:
"Wait.. do you think they meant ten-o-clock at *night*? "
9.23.08:
It's a pedophile feeder.
Editor's pick:
What a waist.
9.22.08:
Never has yesterdays picture looked so guilty.
Editor's pick:
The BrrrrrrrrLin Wall...
9.21.08:
Plaque reads " To see Darwinism in effect, press here".
Editor's pick:
Megatron: "Is it cancerous?"
Nurse: "No, and it's a simple procedure.. As a matter of fact, you can keep it as a souvenier."
9.20.08:
And that was the last time little billy mixed his whites with his colors
Editor's pick:
"Drynet became self aware at 3:00 pm Eastern time on September 20th."
9.19.08:
We don't know either...just don't fuckin' do it..
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Christ! what WILL they allow!
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