White Ninja is Oblivious Again (Only on Cracked.com)
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Check out last Saturday's White Ninja on Cracked wherein White Ninja Scores Some Points or if you're feeling especially nostalgic, take a trip back to Saturday's even before that one whence White Ninja Was a Scary Giant and White Ninja Smelt a Dog and Spent the Weekend at the Lake. Or head to the official site for enough White Ninja Comics to keep you not doing shit all day.
WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK CRACKED!?! BLOCK FUCKING PROFANITY? FUCKITY FUCK NO!! SHIT PISS CUNT FUCK COCKSUCKER MOTHERFUCKER AND TITS THIS LOW!! WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK THIS IS A FUCKING FAMILY FUCKING SITE?? NO FUCKING ONE FUCKING WANTS A FUCKING PROFANITY FUCKING BLOCKER!! CUNTS!
ReplyHeh, getting better. But beware, i'm keeping an eye on you (just pretend you give a s**t about it).
Replyscratch that, it sucks BALLS!!!
Replyim sorry, but this is only very slightly funny, its not that good.
ReplyFor fuck's sake! This comic is not killing the hit counter of cracked! How the fuck do you know, did you you survey the whole fucking world on how often they go on cracked after this comic came up? It's not like they're removing something that the public wants by adding this comic, so it damn well shouldn't affect the hit counter.
ReplyDefinitely the best one posted on Cracked. I don't see why people hate this so much, but I guess I'm pretty out of touch.
ReplyI love the repeated tactic of implying that those who don't like White Ninja, don't like it because they don't get it. You know, what, I don't find knock knock jokes particularly amusing but I sure as shit get them.
ReplyIt's quite possible for people to have different tastes to you and doing so is certainly no sign of them not getting anything. Learn to argue.
I love the repeated tactic of implying that those who don't like White Ninja, don't like it because they don't get it. You know, what, I don't find knock knock jokes particularly amusing but I sure as shit get them.
ReplyIt's quite possible for people to have different tastes to you and doing so is certainly no sign of them not getting anything. Learn to argue.
This comic is terrible. Please, please stop posting this. For all you eighth-wits who keep on about how this "doesn't take anything away from Cracked so why you hatin?", I'm hatin' for the same reason if _while completely not replacing any existing content at all_ Cracked decided to post links to NAMBLA and Toys'R'Us right next to one another. Indeed, emotionally, thinking about that is right on par with W Bad Comics for White Seventeen-Year-Olds, uh, White Ninja.
ReplyCongratulations! I've officially lost 100 IQ points after reading this shit!
ReplyI just lost 500 after reading that post!
This one was OK, but ifd they did more then one a week it would be alot better.
Replyif your going to whinge about it, perhaps instead of wasting time reading it, try doing something better??
ReplyPlease stop.
ReplyIt is almost as funny as Family Circus.
Replyehh
ReplyEhh. This one was mildly funny. Didn't make me laugh, but it was entertaining. Overall, this comic is not very good though. I'm sorry, it just isn't. Kill this monstrosity before it kills you, Cracked.
Replywhite ninja is a retard, but a funny tard
Replygoddamn, i suck at digg...
ReplyEverybody hates White Ninja because they don't get it. Ha ha.
ReplyWow, just look at the numbers, more diggs than comments, this comic is great. I guess people like it express by action, not words.
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Yes, that was exactly my point.