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15 Ways They Could Get People to Actually Watch TV Again

By CRACKED Readers September 11, 2008 286,846 views
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Our generation spends more time on the internet and gaming then they do just about everything else. Hell, you're probably even on the internet right now. As a result, ratings are down all over, so the question is, what would the networks have to do to get us to watch again?

Since you're funnier than us and smarter than the networks, we asked you to photoshop a few suggestions and gave $50 to the winner, who we've posted below. But first...

#15.


by replayreb


#14.


by bunker6


#13.


by joscott


#12.


by codespyder


#11.


by Boron


#10.


by steely8383


#9.


by KilLMNOP


#8.


by Billy Goat


#7.


by codespyder


#6.


by Pete359


#5.


by jerewhit


#4.


by penperv


#3.


by keepthefaith


#2.


by Spoder


And the winner is...


by jckhkm



Congrats, jckhkm. You win money.


Want in on this?

You'll have another chance. This week's theme is:

Awesome Home Improvements From The Future.

Do you ever wonder what your home will look like 20 or 30 years from now, what with all of the advances in appliances, furniture, etc that technology is bound to give us? Fire up Photoshop and show us what life looks like inside your futuristic dream home.

Post your entries in the forums.

If you'd like to see the many worthy submissions that didn't make it, check out the submissions thread. Or take a look at What The World Would Look Like If The Other Side Won The War. For pictures too strange to make up, but not to make fun of, check out The Daily Craption Contest.

Got an idea for a future Cracked photoshop contest? Let us know.



#11 was the best. They need to bring that show back

7/2/2009 8:39:15 AM
AM9393

I would definitely watch Hannity and Godzilla.

So what do you think of the current state of the War in Iraq?

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6/14/2009 2:22:01 PM
SIMM0NS77

12, 4, and 1!!!

3/30/2009 7:06:57 AM
yesbutnotyou

#11! Yeah, Fox really should be sorry.

1/22/2009 5:00:54 PM
SaniOKh

Arrested Development wins!!!

12/12/2008 11:06:52 AM
fiforever

If I dun has internet howma gunna keep ups with me myspace and facebook friends (opens mouth and tastes lead)

12/9/2008 1:31:40 AM
SUPADUNCE

If there internet were deleted, which im damn sure is impossable, I would cry an angry swarm of tiny, flying Michael Jacksons. That should be a plague in the bible.... hmmm * scratches chin thoughtfully *

11/29/2008 1:01:52 PM
DJCMarcoh

Number 13 is the best.

11/20/2008 8:19:30 PM
drew081886

I forsee mass suicides if number 1 actually happens.

11/1/2008 12:54:38 PM
GoHopewell

That number 11 was the best.

10/7/2008 11:24:54 AM
MarcAbian

#1 is the scariest picture I've ever seen in my entire life!!!!

Internet deleted? I have NO reason to live. :(

9/21/2008 10:40:57 AM
martron3000

Cannot stop lauging at #5 for some reason...

9/19/2008 10:03:02 AM
Horsepower67

#11 = #1

9/18/2008 1:04:56 PM
DapperDaveIa

#11 ftw.

9/18/2008 12:00:14 AM
bunni

I would kill to watch Naked The Price is Right

9/17/2008 9:06:16 AM
Rookalopolis

#12 actually isn't a bad idea to tell the truth. I'd have Jack play hackysack with a grenade.

9/16/2008 6:18:44 PM
Slightly_sane

why didn't 11 win? its the only good one.

9/14/2008 6:12:54 PM
wickedspork

11 owns! should be no 1

9/14/2008 2:19:37 AM
Obefiend

#12, #11, #9, #4 and #1 are the best.

9/14/2008 2:16:39 AM
Jazzy

Number 11 is kick assery

9/13/2008 11:30:57 PM
Shancey