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15 Ways They Could Get People to Actually Watch TV Again

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Our generation spends more time on the internet and gaming then they do just about everything else. Hell, you're probably even on the internet right now. As a result, ratings are down all over, so the question is, what would the networks have to do to get us to watch again?

Since you're funnier than us and smarter than the networks, we asked you to photoshop a few suggestions and gave $50 to the winner, who we've posted below. But first...

#15.


by replayreb


#14.


by bunker6


#13.


by joscott


#12.


by codespyder


#11.


by Boron


#10.


by steely8383


#9.


by KilLMNOP


#8.


by Billy Goat


#7.


by codespyder


#6.


by Pete359


#5.


by jerewhit


#4.


by penperv


#3.


by keepthefaith


#2.


by Spoder


And the winner is...


by jckhkm



Congrats, jckhkm. You win money.


Want in on this?

You'll have another chance. This week's theme is:

Awesome Home Improvements From The Future.

Do you ever wonder what your home will look like 20 or 30 years from now, what with all of the advances in appliances, furniture, etc that technology is bound to give us? Fire up Photoshop and show us what life looks like inside your futuristic dream home.

Post your entries in the forums.

If you'd like to see the many worthy submissions that didn't make it, check out the submissions thread. Or take a look at What The World Would Look Like If The Other Side Won The War. For pictures too strange to make up, but not to make fun of, check out The Daily Craption Contest.

Got an idea for a future Cracked photoshop contest? Let us know.




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I forsee mass suicides if number 1 actually happens.

Posted on 11/1/2008 12:54:38 PM

That number 11 was the best.

Posted on 10/7/2008 11:24:54 AM

#1 is the scariest picture I've ever seen in my entire life!!!!

Internet deleted? I have NO reason to live. :(

Posted on 9/21/2008 10:40:57 AM

Cannot stop lauging at #5 for some reason...

Posted on 9/19/2008 10:03:02 AM

#11 = #1

Posted on 9/18/2008 1:04:56 PM

#11 ftw.

Posted on 9/18/2008 12:00:14 AM

I would kill to watch Naked The Price is Right

Posted on 9/17/2008 9:06:16 AM

#12 actually isn't a bad idea to tell the truth. I'd have Jack play hackysack with a grenade.

Posted on 9/16/2008 6:18:44 PM

why didn't 11 win? its the only good one.

Posted on 9/14/2008 6:12:54 PM

11 owns! should be no 1

Posted on 9/14/2008 2:19:37 AM

#12, #11, #9, #4 and #1 are the best.

Posted on 9/14/2008 2:16:39 AM

Number 11 is kick assery

Posted on 9/13/2008 11:30:57 PM

#11 Sucking Fucks!

Posted on 9/13/2008 9:41:21 AM

I loved #10 and #8!!!!!

Posted on 9/13/2008 9:01:27 AM

Whenever I'm allowed to switch the channels on the TV, it's either CourtTV or Cartoon Network. I have, several times in the past, watched eight straight hours of World's Wildest Police Chases and similar stuff, riveted to the end. I R LOOZER.

Posted on 9/13/2008 5:34:30 AM

I had a few small laughs here and there.

Posted on 9/12/2008 9:49:42 PM

WOW! These are ALL hilarious! That's...a first for this. Well done, photoshoppers.

Posted on 9/12/2008 7:53:42 PM

PORN. Porn. porn. pOrn. poRn. porN. POrn. PoRn. PorN. pOrN. Pr0n.

Posted on 9/12/2008 7:27:34 PM

I liked most of them, but I really loved the choose your own ending one.
I think number one really would be the only way I would start watching TV again. Maybe. And they burnt all the books too.

Posted on 9/12/2008 5:42:39 PM

Word, PopsicleStix.

Posted on 9/12/2008 3:35:28 PM

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