White Ninja Smells a Dog (Only on Cracked.com)
Starting today, we'll be publishing an all new White Ninja Comic every weekend on Cracked.com. In case you're not familiar with White Ninja, they've been named one of the funniest comics on the web by the foremost authority on the subject.
Check out more White Ninja Comics (unless you want to get something accomplished today, in which case we don't recommend it).
Hm, an educated guess Rendin, I beleive so as well.
ReplyI have a theory about White Ninja being on Cracked...
ReplyIs it possible... nay, probable... that Cracked has placed our good ol' broken condom ninja on here to MAKE US rant about it, then the ones who actually get the humor sit back and laugh at the others complaining about what's essentially nothing?
Touche, Cracked, if that's your game.
that may have been short but that two seconds of my life was so horrible I would have rather shoved a pineapple up my ass and keep it there for two years
ReplyI don't think you would. It's less fun then it sounds.
this sucked
ReplyGoddamn, people. It's a comic. It's six boxes of lines. Either you think it's funny or you don't. Don't make it more complicated than it is, please. You know what they say about arguing on the interwebs.
ReplyWhite Ninja is funny, good and nice.
ReplyWhy is everyone getting so arsey about a comic? It's just a comic.
Make a comic yourself, it's hard. Especially when a dog tells you you've made a mistake and it's already been done in pen.
I love how since I don't like it I "must not get it". I understand exactly what is trying to be accomplished in this comic, the execution is just terrible. I think a lot of the problem, having read all of the White Ninja books, is that there is no internal editing. You could probably make one book of really funny stuff out of all the blech. As for most of the strips though, I've written funnier things in the snow with pee.
ReplyBTW I think Arrested Development is hilarious.
so....is the white ninja blind?
Replyechocharlie,
Replyyou can go ahead and not understand the comic,
but don't disrespect it.
You are probably one of those people who sit in front of the TV at home, watching Arrested Development going,
"I don't get it, the humor isn't obvious enough for me to pick it out."
Echocharlie,
the humor is there,
you just don't see it.
What about Order of the Stick? What about Alien loves Predator?
ReplyOf all the ass-suck comics to post on your site you pick this shit?
That Perry-whatever-Fellowship one is a thousand times better than this (although it hasn't seen an update in friggin' ages) you could run those in order from the start.
Maybe call your website College Humor while you're at it.
Wank I say! Wank!
And MADnLIVID, I'd expect that kind of response to somebody who has will ferral as thier profile pic. Shake and bake.
ReplyIt's so easy to say "this isn't funny" But I don't see what makes you idiots the authority on what is. Why don't you all put your time into creating something rather than shitting on somebody elses stuff.
Reply10+ points to Kateidoscope.
AHAHAH I get it, white ninja spose to be that kind of humor thats SO-Ironicly-Not-Funny that its funny. I hate that kind of humor.Bout as funny as a puppy with aids.Actually thats alot funnier...please crack just get nick gurewitch to do some PBF comics for yeah.
ReplyHahahaha, this guy is making a humorous story about how he cannot change anything in his hum-drum life. I, a member of the group of middle class, am stuck in a dead in job and am entirely unsatisfied with the life I lack the cojones to change or do anything about. Great comic, it really speaks to me!
ReplyWhiteNinja comics are hilarious. If you don't get it, well, sucks for you.
ReplyWhite Ninja has been, is now, and will forever be one of the worst attempts at a comic strip ever released for human consumption. If being random is all it takes to be funny, look I'm a comedian. Lemonaide......Turtle....ANNE RICE!!! AHHHH HAH HA HA HA!
ReplyThis is so unfunny that I'm going to go home and kill my own dog so that when this dog dies and goes to doggie heaven he'll have someone waiting to tell him how unfunny he is.
ReplyI am trying to save the humor in cracked by trying to kill this kind of comic. Please, kill it.
ReplyGod, smafdi, I know! I, too, have so little joy in my life that a solitary unfunny comic can send me spiralling into a horrible depression. People who don't share my sense of humour must be lying about liking their crappy stuff. How could anyone like anything other than what I like? Blasphemy.
ReplyWow, SO not funny, I was having a pretty good day till I read this. Comics should not come with prerequisite knowledge. I think people who claim to enjoy this comic are also likely to compliment the emperor's new clothes.
Reply