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20 Ideas For Making the Olympics Kick Way More Ass
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This year's Olympics sure is exciting. At least, we keep hearing it is. We actually haven't been watching. We asked you to photoshop a couple of tweaks that would actually inspire us to watch and promised some money to the winner. We have our winner below, but first... #20.
#19.
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#12. #11.
#10.
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And the winner is...
Congrats, joscott. You win money. Want in on this? You'll have another chance. This week's Photoshop contest theme is: Everyday Life in 2008 If a Major War Had Gone the Other Way aka the Please Don't Just Photoshop Swastikas On Everything contest. Here's your chance to have fun with alternate history. What would everyday life look like today if, say, the colonies had lost the revolutionary war? Or the Soviets had won the cold war? Or any major war of your choosing had turned out differently? So don't just phtoshop Hitler's head on prominent landmarks, use your imagination and think about how TV, movies, your office, any aspect of everyday life would suck if those certain bits of history had played out differently. Post your entries in the forums. If you'd like to see the entries from this week that didn't make it, see them here. Or check out our look at what the web would look like If Websites Came With Warning Labels. Or, for pictures too strange to make up, but not to make fun of, check out The Daily Craption Contest. Got an idea for a future Cracked photoshop contest? Let us know. |
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I liked the #20 better than any other...
im pretty shure that anybody that argues about number one is an uptight prude for damn shure. If simple female anatomy is shunned by you YOU have a problem, because there is nothing wrong with the female body being displayed in a volleyball match. Ever notice how most women against abortion are people you wouldnt f**k in the first place? For thbose of you who just have to argue with me thaats fine im not coming back here. Grow up.
People are bitching about # 1 but I know all your guys would be watching that in a heart beat....all very funny this week good job cracked...#12 my fav
#5...VIVA ITALIA!!!!!
I am in #12's wedding in two weeks!!! Thats Crazy
#19 was pretty bad, good concept, just bad clone tool hiding.
#18 FTW!
haha i like girl kissing one
No. 10,made me LOLed..No.4 = Fencing Panda & me fave.. No.3..Lightsaber..Neat!
I loved 16, 5, and 1. Does that say something bad about me?
Number 7 is a real sport, sad to say.
You guys know that #10 is a complete ripoff of the Weird Al Yankovic album "Running with Scissors" cover, right? The name is a bit of a giveaway, in any case.
At first I thought the #1 choice was lame, and still think some of the other ones (running with scissors and javelin throwing in particular) are more clever, but my recent infatuation with Misty May-Treanor (Misty May? That doesn't even seem like a real name) has left me rooting for it anyway.
tee hee heeee
These are awesome. I like the Texas 2016. "America and China are doing well this year with ten gold metals for... yadda yadda. But Texas is blowing all the other nations out of the water with.... [etc.]"
The assholes who decided to throw away Texas's Nationhood are f****n' pricks.
What about running with scissors....around a pool! no no no a pool hungry sharks...or hilart clinton! Oh the horror
I laughed at number ten haha
#13 kicks ass.
Girl in #5 on the right is Jordan Capri- webporn starlet who dispite wearing the italian flag actually hails from Canada.
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Why isn't Monkey Tennis included here? You know, in Female Kissing, I'm not rooting for one woman or the other - I'm just praying it goes the distance.