An Illustrated Look at the World's 25 Strangest Fetishes
Turns out Cracked writers don't spend all of their time huddled in a dungeon Googling dick joke fodder. In fact, some of them have secondary talents, far less important to the world than their contributions to our humble Dick-joke-pedia, but worthy of recognition nonetheless. When Dustin Glick isn't bringing you the The 25 Worst Rapper Names of All Time he's self-publishing comics over at Dustinland.com. One of those comics caught our eye, and captured our hearts, mostly because we're perverts.
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My friend has a strange fetish with hanging laundries and I have a strange fetish with crack
ReplyAstraphilia: arousal from lightning
ReplyI was aware of every single fetish on this comic... Thanks, Internet.
ReplyHippopotomonstrosesquipedalophilia: arousal from big words. Hippopotomonstrosesquipedalolagnia: screaming big words during orgasm.
ReplyThe coprophilia accompanied by emetophilia in a particular video involving some girls and a cup resulted in a personal reaction that would have very much so pleased an individual with dacryphilia. It also must have appeared that I suddenly developed a case of aquaphilia judging by the length of the following shower.
ReplySo does that mean that most trolls are Dacryphiliacs?
ReplyWhat do you call it when you are attracted to historical people or people who lived in the past?
ReplyDustinland! HAVE MY BABIES!
ReplyWhy are micro and macrophilia considered two of 25 strangest fetishes? It seems more like a preference than some depraved fetish. Is there a standard height weight you have to be sexually attracted to in order to not be some sick freak? Seriously, since when is liking someone short or someone fat one the same level as poop and roadkill? I think it's a funny comic, but they could really try harder to pick 25 of the STRANGEST fetishes.
Reply Hide All See All 3 RepliesWell, considering that microphilia deals with people who are classified in the "Little People" category (midgets, dwarves, hobbits, etc) and macrophilia deals with enormously large (read: BIG FAT FATTIES) people, then it's less of a preference and more of a fetish, since most of the people who suffer these conditions are usually only attracted to midgets or fatties. Just like the people who just like pregnant women (or women with distended stomachs and appear pregnant).
The Micro/Macro thing isn't just limited to actual body sizes. More commonly, the fantasies involving extreme shrinking or extreme giantism. OR a combination of both. Macro and micro also often cross over into Vore and Unbirthing and may further include furies. So, they've got connections that make them rather weird. Quite a bit of Macro/Micro Furry Vore out there on the internet. Often also involving scat. And sometimes including diapers.
@VladYvhv, yeah, that makes more sense then. I guess the pictures just had me confused haha.
awesome there is a name for the fact that i love really short girls
ReplyMust... Not... Make... Pedophile joke!
How does the hair fetish make it onto the list and the urine fetish doesn't?
ReplyAlso, I have attractions to women who wear braces, women in awesome hats, women with acne, and women who dress like lesbians. Maybe these are common enough (like the very common and sexy librarian fetish), to not qualify?
I've never heard of the acne one, but good for the women, I guess...
Hybristophiliacs just love the bad boys.
ReplyDammit, I was hoping to find a name for my fetish since I'm terrified I'll be put on some government watch list if I google it.
Replyits called pedophilia ... You sick bastard
I have yet to hear a name for my only fetish. Attracted to formal wear. It's not just men in business suits- dress slacks, waitcoats, even fedoras. Gotta love a man dressed to the nines.
Reply Hide All See All 3 RepliesWe should talk.
Judging by posts on OKCupid, and the TV show /How I Met Your Mother/ I think that's actually pretty normal.
I've also noticed that some women like really slovenly men. I've yet to meet a woman who claims to prefer the middle ground.
suitphilia ? maybe?
Is their a term for attraction to a fictional character?
ReplyThere certainly should be!
I think I dated a guy who had er. dacryphilia. he used to say I looked sexy when I was crying.
ReplyThe saddest part is that while I may not have known the names, I knew that most of these existed (and I knew a large percentage of the names). I also know the origins of some of the names from other sexual acts...
ReplyIs macrophilia an attraction to tall people too, cause Ive been noticing a consistency in the women that turn me on
ReplyMacrophilia tends to apply to giants, so, yeah, I guess.
is their a fetish for female asses i would rather look at a womans ass then any other part of their body. im an ass man all the way!!!!!!!!!!
Reply Hide All See All 4 RepliesThank you David, we're all very proud.
I hope you don't mind if I call you "Assman" every time I reply to one of your comments from now on.
it's too common to be called a weird fetish.
Dick Assman would be proud.
This is the article that first brought me to Cracked, and looking back, I wouldn't have it any other way.
Replythank you kaori...thank you